Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
"You're so smart, why don't you build a robot to clean up your room?" "I did." "Really? Where is it?" "I made it too smart, and it left to get a job as a consultant."
"When I was your age, I had dreams of my own. I wanted to be a mad scientist and build a race of ATOMIC SUPER-MEN TO RULE THE WOOOOOOOORLD!!! But they decided to make cookies instead." "Yeah, I like cookies better." "Me too."
"I'VE FOUND AN AIRPLANE! And you...are...in...skeleton jail."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
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It's either Tu Iam Mortuus Es or Vos Iam Mortui Estis.
Man 1: "This time, we're going to go an entire episode without making a gay joke."
Man 2: *fellating Man 1* "THAT'TH A GWEAT IDEA!"
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
The Senate
“My hatred for you burns like the skin of that guy”.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Next time you leave the house, remember the acronym WOWEE!
Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (Backup)
Love your hair, hope you win
This is my bongo cat I see when I close my eyes, getting closer each night.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
The Senate
“That’s so stupid I can’t even see straight anymore.”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
"It's so exciting, there's suddenly two of me!"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
10 YEARS
I don't believe in the moon; I think it's just the back of the sun.
simple as
Outspoken Cleric
"Bye, bitch. Why the heck you lyin'~?"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Professional Professionalist
What? Even the inflatable Squidward came with instructions?!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Love your hair, hope you win
Life is a boggart, it's the biggest boggart of them all.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
In memory of flash games.
after he freed the slaves historians have found that they increased to a staggering five centimeter diameter, thus crowning the great emancipator as the nation's nippliest man. this title was of course taken by Nipples, the man ape, who was bred using the genes of an especially nipply orangutan. causing some discourse in the scientific community, nevertheless the keys to the tittymobile belong to the descendants of lincoln. I shall now ask all students to show their nipples so that we may see if any of us-*BOOM* I will be honestly surprised if anyone actually knows this
It took until the sequels for Star Wars to have a zero gravity scene.
Love your hair, hope you win
I definitely don't know what I'm talking about, but I sure as hell am talking!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Love your hair, hope you win
Wow, you know a lot about dead bodies! Nerd!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
10 YEARS
Ambitious, calculating, and most of all, fiercely loyal... until now.
simple as
"Alright, I'm not feeling my tongue or my feet, time to get lewd!"
meow
x5 The most recent episode of Brooding Ninja High School Parkour Scout
This machine sucks ass. Is this okay?
Are you ready? Go live!
Nexus Lord
"... we've all heard the factoid that the average person supposedly eats 4 spiders per second. This statistic is misleading; it's based on a study examining on the peak rate of spider consumption in areas where the spider-streams are densest. The global average rate is probably closer to 1 spider per second (obviously higher while asleep than while awake) ..."
Hint: It's a cebwomic.
Love your hair, hope you win
Such is the way of the worm.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
82123
bass fillin’ all the marbles
but i got these beats hangin’ out the back of my toy car
ayo, I’m eatin’ Fun Dip right now
not givin’ a fuuuuuck
mwah
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Love your hair, hope you win
These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Professional Professionalist
And it makes sense too because everyone in Italy FUCKING SMOKES.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
dork: silent assassin
"Zombies will never wear sailor uniforms and use the Testudo formation!"
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
10 YEARS
Look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!
simple as
THERE'S...NO THINGS- there's things...
Edited by Almohad on Oct 22nd 2018 at 12:45:49 PM