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Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#7451: Jul 13th 2018 at 4:29:07 AM

SCP-682: Came back on fire.

It’s time for Cake at Stake!

Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Unauthorized feeding of metroids is still strictly prohibited.

SCP-231-Omega-J is the foundation’s credit rating.

[down][down]That’s the MTF training manual for the SCP Foundation. It’s... less than informative.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 14th 2018 at 12:20:37 PM

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#7452: Jul 13th 2018 at 11:42:46 PM

Well now back in my day...we didn't have music. All we had was our hands, and our laps. Slap your laps with your hands...*slaps lap* Bingo! Music!

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#7453: Jul 14th 2018 at 8:50:49 AM

[up][up] First line is from SCP-1543-J.

CONTENTS:

  1. Rules For Make Live By
  2. Choosing Weapon
  3. Killing the Enemies
  4. His Family
  5. Chechens and Why I Hates Them
  6. How to Drive Tank
  7. Babies and Hows to Care For Them In Battle
  8. Who You Shoot on Sight
  9. Beak Wetting: Do's and Don't's

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
DefRevenge24601 Strongest In History from Beyond The Void (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Strongest In History
#7454: Jul 14th 2018 at 9:54:40 AM

"I consider it a dignified death... Not really. It was actually quite pathetic."

"Yarr! I've come fer yer booty!... That be treasure, ya know."


"It all began in '94, kept on rollin' in '95, the pieces were in place in '96, and it all came to an end in '97."


"In restless dreams, I walked alone, narrow streets of cobblestone..."

"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#7455: Jul 14th 2018 at 10:19:09 AM

That second one is definitely KOF '98.

Rook Ironlungs Kamikaze Saitama Sweetcheeks Derpasaurus Dumbass Furburger V... of the Third Kind.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#7456: Jul 14th 2018 at 10:45:54 AM

Need some money fast and soon? Then buy our box of paper slips! It might just look like a slip of paper, but scribble a number on it, and POOF! It’s a dollar bill! This person bought a new TV. This person bought a house. This person bought the WORLD! So yeah, buy now!

Seven seals, seven rings, seven thrones for the Scarlet King!

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 14th 2018 at 3:08:09 PM

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#7457: Jul 14th 2018 at 11:38:00 PM

"Rats didn't cause the plague, the flea caused the plague. The flea is the whole point!" "Just give him the flea." "He-he-HEY! I'm in need of your assis-" "No, not that one."

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#7458: Jul 15th 2018 at 1:59:48 AM

You call yourself a princess, but you're a braniac in a dress

I can't believe you waste time with these books

You remind me of my kid sister

She read so much she got a blister

A big one, I mean big, on her brain!

What a schnook!

Edited by WolfThunder on Jul 15th 2018 at 2:01:28 AM

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#7459: Jul 15th 2018 at 6:01:07 AM

[up] Ignorance is Bliss! I remember this from years ago...

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 15th 2018 at 3:01:19 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"
FirstSnow Love your hair, hope you win from Patiently waiting for December Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Love your hair, hope you win
#7460: Jul 15th 2018 at 11:17:13 AM

Congratulations, the world is now… a bunch of gas in space.

@7454: Third is Simon and Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence.

Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 15th 2018 at 8:46:11 PM

Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#7461: Jul 15th 2018 at 11:26:01 AM

"Wow... I didn't know tigers could be this boring."

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
#7462: Jul 15th 2018 at 2:30:44 PM

SPOILER ALERT: This film doesn't get any better.

simple as
FirstSnow Love your hair, hope you win from Patiently waiting for December Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Love your hair, hope you win
#7463: Jul 16th 2018 at 5:53:33 AM

Little early for a new thread, but my humble suggestion is "Star Power: Beam Spam, Lorem Ipsum and You"

Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#7464: Jul 16th 2018 at 6:53:33 AM

So, some random alien dude is gonna terraform a random planet into a parking lot.

Well, that totally sounds like something out of Hitchhiker's.

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#7465: Jul 16th 2018 at 7:16:23 AM

"And Final Fight 3 featured, holy sh*bleep*t, a load of spikes slowly pushing themselves towards their face."

Edited by ReikoKazama on Jul 17th 2018 at 12:16:08 AM

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#7466: Jul 16th 2018 at 10:32:36 PM

"BATTLE CUT FOR TIME!! Highlights: I win, Paula dies, I'm a moron trying to heal her!...Same thing as watching the fight!"


"Have you decided what you'd like?" "Yes. I'd like the whole damn place! Right from the wine cellar to the rafters!" "...And for the lady?"

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#7467: Jul 17th 2018 at 6:16:57 AM

Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Unauthorized feeding of metroids is still strictly prohibited.

I believe Science Team has vapor for brains.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
ArmoredFury dork: silent assassin from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
dork: silent assassin
#7468: Jul 17th 2018 at 6:28:06 AM

"It's got a 6.8 liter V8, which is supercharged and turbocharged."

"And it's like smearing a habanero chilli with wasabi. And then garnishing it with dynamite."

[down] Dang. I guess I shouldn't have included the bit with the engine specs, huh?

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jul 17th 2018 at 8:41:51 PM

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
FirstSnow Love your hair, hope you win from Patiently waiting for December Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Love your hair, hope you win
#7470: Jul 17th 2018 at 8:14:45 AM

"I am feeling myself, I am preparing the world to gag on my legacy which involves a line of platform jellies in every size, color and shape…"

Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#7471: Jul 17th 2018 at 11:08:34 AM

"Siamese quintuplets connected at the neck!"

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
ArgonianLorekeeper See ya later. from Colony 9 Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
See ya later.
#7472: Jul 17th 2018 at 3:05:23 PM

You try to eat some of Pippin but you can't.

You can find me here now.
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
#7473: Jul 20th 2018 at 5:31:39 AM

That boat is like being on a trampoline, that's on a trampoline, while somebody throws buckets of salty water in your face and then dries you off with a blowtorch.

Edited by MrLavisherMoot on Jul 20th 2018 at 1:33:18 PM

simple as
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#7474: Jul 20th 2018 at 6:54:35 AM

I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much trouble. It’s unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, the dark wizard Agahnim, twice! But I will never give you the triforce. I will destroy you and make my wish to conquer both Light and Dark worlds come true without delay.

You are doing well, lad. But can you break through my secret technique of Darkness? En garde!

[down]Right. But you had better believe we will not have a third meeting! Prepare to meet your doom!

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 20th 2018 at 1:14:14 PM

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Mario's not the only Wonder here.

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