Well now back in my day...we didn't have music. All we had was our hands, and our laps. Slap your laps with your hands...*slaps lap* Bingo! Music!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.First line is from SCP-1543-J.
CONTENTS:
- Rules For Make Live By
- Choosing Weapon
- Killing the Enemies
- His Family
- Chechens and Why I Hates Them
- How to Drive Tank
- Babies and Hows to Care For Them In Battle
- Who You Shoot on Sight
- Beak Wetting: Do's and Don't's
"I consider it a dignified death... Not really. It was actually quite pathetic."
"Yarr! I've come fer yer booty!... That be treasure, ya know."
"It all began in '94, kept on rollin' in '95, the pieces were in place in '96, and it all came to an end in '97."
"In restless dreams, I walked alone, narrow streets of cobblestone..."
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"That second one is definitely KOF '98.
Rook Ironlungs Kamikaze Saitama Sweetcheeks Derpasaurus Dumbass Furburger V... of the Third Kind.
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai RemnantNeed some money fast and soon? Then buy our box of paper slips! It might just look like a slip of paper, but scribble a number on it, and POOF! It’s a dollar bill! This person bought a new TV. This person bought a house. This person bought the WORLD! So yeah, buy now!
Seven seals, seven rings, seven thrones for the Scarlet King!
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 14th 2018 at 3:08:09 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Rats didn't cause the plague, the flea caused the plague. The flea is the whole point!" "Just give him the flea." "He-he-HEY! I'm in need of your assis-" "No, not that one."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.You call yourself a princess, but you're a braniac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain!
What a schnook!
Edited by WolfThunder on Jul 15th 2018 at 2:01:28 AM
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Ignorance is Bliss! I remember this from years ago...
Edited by Zanreo on Jul 15th 2018 at 3:01:19 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Congratulations, the world is now… a bunch of gas in space.
@7454: Third is Simon and Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence.
Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 15th 2018 at 8:46:11 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Wow... I didn't know tigers could be this boring."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.SPOILER ALERT: This film doesn't get any better.
simple asLittle early for a new thread, but my humble suggestion is "Star Power: Beam Spam, Lorem Ipsum and You"
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.So, some random alien dude is gonna terraform a random planet into a parking lot.
Well, that totally sounds like something out of Hitchhiker's.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)"And Final Fight 3 featured, holy sh*bleep*t, a load of spikes slowly pushing themselves towards their face."
Edited by ReikoKazama on Jul 17th 2018 at 12:16:08 AM
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant"BATTLE CUT FOR TIME!! Highlights: I win, Paula dies, I'm a moron trying to heal her!...Same thing as watching the fight!"
"Have you decided what you'd like?" "Yes. I'd like the whole damn place! Right from the wine cellar to the rafters!" "...And for the lady?"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Unauthorized feeding of metroids is still strictly prohibited.
I believe Science Team has vapor for brains.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."It's got a 6.8 liter V8, which is supercharged and turbocharged."
"And it's like smearing a habanero chilli with wasabi. And then garnishing it with dynamite."
Dang. I guess I shouldn't have included the bit with the engine specs, huh?
Edited by ArmoredFury on Jul 17th 2018 at 8:41:51 PM
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingTop Gear :P
simple as"I am feeling myself, I am preparing the world to gag on my legacy which involves a line of platform jellies in every size, color and shape…"
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Siamese quintuplets connected at the neck!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai RemnantYou try to eat some of Pippin but you can't.
You can find me here now.That boat is like being on a trampoline, that's on a trampoline, while somebody throws buckets of salty water in your face and then dries you off with a blowtorch.
Edited by MrLavisherMoot on Jul 20th 2018 at 1:33:18 PM
simple asI never imagined a boy like you could give me so much trouble. It’s unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, the dark wizard Agahnim, twice! But I will never give you the triforce. I will destroy you and make my wish to conquer both Light and Dark worlds come true without delay.
You are doing well, lad. But can you break through my secret technique of Darkness? En garde!
Right. But you had better believe we will not have a third meeting! Prepare to meet your doom!
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 20th 2018 at 1:14:14 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
SCP-682: Came back on fire.
It’s time for Cake at Stake!
Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Unauthorized feeding of metroids is still strictly prohibited.
SCP-231-Omega-J is the foundation’s credit rating.
That’s the MTF training manual for the SCP Foundation. It’s... less than informative.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 14th 2018 at 12:20:37 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.