Court Dragon
The dragon type thing kills you
Hit with a top-level fire spell... that I breathed out.
I have a message from another time...
Elite Soldier
Accept the madness
gets destroyed by sam site
Not here, look elsewhere
Shot with solid words.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Blue Eyed Matador
Uuuh... flees in terror and lures it into some heavy traffic?
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
Part-Time Omen of Death
*stares him to death*
Stupid doomed timeline...
Stop! HAMMER TIME!
It's me.
Not Literally Me
Axe to the head!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Shotamouse reporting.
Melts ax with this chara's Humongous Mecha 's jet blasters.
WARNING: This troper is a severe monomaniac. Caution is advised.
Last woman standing
Waits for the troper above to realise that I've stuck that hand to their face with toxic glue. The fumes will kill them in minutes.
edited 17th Apr '10 5:04:47 AM by wellinever
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Nukes it with Chewbacca Defense
edited 21st Apr '10 10:13:52 PM by Schitzo
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Tea time
vampire std
The Ant King
Pours in scalding hot tea.
Kill all math nerds
Not here, look elsewhere
BURN BABY BURN
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Eye'm the cutest!
Slices, dices, crushes and otherwise makes a fine mess out of him with giant cleaver.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
The Ant King
Bites the head off of it.
edited 22nd Apr '10 7:24:09 AM by Myrmidon
Kill all math nerds
I'm Only Sleeping
Decapitates.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Sgt.
Shrinks him so he'll fit in my frosty glass mug,
Drowns him in Root Beer.
Watches as he gurgles to death in bubbly frothy sticky goodness.
A Commissar and his Aide
force feeds him the cup then pushes the glass down with my drill.
Revnge is a dish best served with mayonaise and those little cheesey things on sticks.
Tell me something happy
Stops the drill by clogging it with paper, then Moes you to death.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Sings into his mic killing all who hear
edited 22nd Apr '10 9:17:25 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Accept the madness
i give to u to a bublegum factory
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
drops his globe on him
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Hooray snowclone thread!
Anyway, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Go ahead and kill me to start.
edited 16th Apr '10 1:17:40 PM by randomguy9
Awesomely random and randomly awesome. My anime list.