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Keybreak Chronic from amid it all Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chronic
Jun 12th 2010 at 9:26:18 PM

Fortunately the deadline for my hit is flexible. My client simply wants von Eavle's head on a platter. Served well-done.

But pray tell, what had you planned for these combatants?

Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 12th 2010 at 9:40:44 PM

-Looks out at the fight between immortals with the aid of binoculars, ears perking at the sounds of distant music amongst the weapons fire-

B.A.: Mainly chasing off those British fools. They had no idea what they were dealing with, going back to the days before science turned things around for the world.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Keybreak Chronic from amid it all Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chronic
Jun 12th 2010 at 9:45:35 PM

-stepping forward to look out at the fight- Heathens. -brings up hand to wiggle fingers and spark off psychic energy- Well, it's a good thing the occult is dying with the Empire. It's about time the world moved on from such time-wasting...

Well, I can't say that I could scare them off on my own.

Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 12th 2010 at 10:06:46 PM

-Eyes narrow, binoculars are lowered; the Brigadier turns around with a hard stare- B.A.: Wait, now I know who you are. You're one of those 'results' from the psionic weapons project, aren't you? Why were you sent, huh? So that they can pick my brains at will?

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Keybreak Chronic from amid it all Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chronic
Jun 12th 2010 at 10:11:32 PM

-smirks again- Great to see that the Red Scare is as strong as ever. I've moved on from espionage and have taken up a higher profile career. For me, it's money, control, and a stronger sense of accomplishment. My motive still stands: to bring in my hit.

Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 12th 2010 at 11:19:15 PM

B.A.: Huh! Fine. Again, why me, and what do I do?

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 12:46:04 AM

A psionic... Another of their toys?

-Koschei lashes out, hitting the captain on the arm.-

(Ah, about time you showed up, fearless leader.)

Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 13th 2010 at 1:14:46 AM

-smirks- Brigadier Aleksandr: Alright, Agent Keybreak, assist the entity in getting rid of these foreigners. Then we'll discuss the mission at hand.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 1:33:19 AM

-Grabs the captain by the sword arm and breaks it.-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jun 13th 2010 at 1:34:27 AM

-flying low and fast, the mutant lovechild of this and this swoops through various features of the terrain, heading for the wrecked Marx. Its laser cannon (bulky though it may be) swivelling quickly-

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jun 13th 2010 at 1:34:48 AM

[{Argh. Wait 6 hours. Need sleep.}]

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 1:37:56 AM

(Six? Okay...)

-Hurls captain against a bulkhead, then heads off to take out the rest of the elves.-

edited 13th Jun '10 1:38:19 AM by Chabal2

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 6:21:31 AM

-smashes one of the elves underfoot, then looks at the incoming aircraft-

Now What In The Nine Worlds Is ARGH!!

-one of the elves' halberds has slipped between a gap in Sleipnir's armour to pierce his flank; in retalion, the horse kicks him with enough force to send the offending elf flying in two different directions-

edited 13th Jun '10 6:22:11 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 6:23:00 AM

-Ducks as the chopper passes overhead, then continues the slaughter.-

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 6:32:03 AM

-continues running rampant across the deck of the ship, in spite of the halberd lodged in its flank-

Oh, This Is Going To Bite Me In The Ass When I Return To Asgard...I believe You Mentioned a Psionic, Czernobog; Do You Know Where This Mind-Reader Is, By Any Chance?

edited 13th Jun '10 6:33:12 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 6:35:51 AM

Back with the Russians. Do you need help removing that?

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 6:41:51 AM

All-Father, Yes! Fighting Will Be A Rather Unpleasant Chore If I Am Forced To Continue In This State.

kicks away a few elves and lies down so Koschei can get a grip on the shaft-

Wow. I did not expect that line to come out like that .

edited 13th Jun '10 6:42:04 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 7:06:02 AM

-Striding MANFULLY over, Koschei GRIPS the LONG HARD SHAFT buried DEEP in Sleipnir's HEAVING, THROBBING FLANK, and PULLS IT OUT of the SUCKING GASH. Then he THRUSTS it into an EFFEMINATE-LOOKING elf, PENETRATING the SOFT YIELDING FLESH TO THE HILT of its ELONGATED blade.-

(I tried to work in a TURGID somewhere in there. Unfortunately for you man-on-horse Slash Fic readers, I failed.)

edited 13th Jun '10 7:06:14 AM by Chabal2

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 7:23:06 AM

I LOL'ed. So hard.

-Sleipnir rises to his feet, tired after that exhausting experience-

Well, That Was An Amazing Half-Minute. I Offer My Thanks To Your Champion, Czernobog.

-turns around and blasts several elves to hell with his flaming nostrils-

edited 13th Jun '10 7:59:58 AM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jun 13th 2010 at 7:36:29 AM

(Did the Earth Move for You, Too??)

(Alright, I'm knocking it off.)

-Koschei resumes punching and cleaving his way across the ship.-

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 8:03:35 AM

These Alves Have Still Not Explained Why They Need These Materials. I Can Understand their ArroganceThey Are Alves, After All—But What Need Could Be So Dire That They Are Forced To Scavenge Battlefields So Far From Alfheim Or The Anglo-Saxon Isles?

edited 13th Jun '10 8:05:23 AM by SullenFrog

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Keybreak Chronic from amid it all Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chronic
Jun 13th 2010 at 8:30:33 AM

-teleporting closer to the scene- A lot of good money can come from scavenging, comrade. And despite my support for communism, I do appreciate my money.

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 8:34:46 AM

-whickers in slight shock, then regains composure-

I Take It You Are The Psionic That Czernobog Detected?

-staves in the head of another elf-

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Keybreak Chronic from amid it all Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chronic
Jun 13th 2010 at 8:37:55 AM

I suppose I am. -psychically sweeps an elf off the ship- It disappoints me that those Nazis would resort to using elves. I assumed that they were all still for Aryanism.

SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jun 13th 2010 at 8:42:32 AM

-kicks several elves into the horizon-

I Know Not Where You Have Heard Such Slander, Mind-Reader, But The Aryans Are Not Aligned With These Alves. They Bear The Colours Of The Anglo-Saxons, Which Means that Either Freyr Has Betrayed Asgard Or That These Alves Have Broken Away From Alfheim.

-blasts some more elves-

edited 13th Jun '10 8:43:46 AM by SullenFrog

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