Weird dreams

I don't even have a particular fear of bees (though I don't go looking for 'em either).

Also, you know you have TV Tropes on the brain when you reference Evolving Attack and Calling Your Attacks in your dreams.

Somehow you know that the time is right.

I've been having a lot of religious and faith based dreams lately, though I can't remember much, usually before I'm fully awake my skepticism kicks in though so I haven't been thinking about them much.

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I had a really werid one. I was a cheerleader, doing cheers at a baseball field, when suddently a man in a broccoli costume comes up to me and kisses me. then a spaceship in the shape of a house appears out of nowwhere to beam us up. Then somehow i end up riding a flying pony in space!

Lostie's girl, do,do, da na,na Where can i find a woman like that?

I just woke up from one...

I was watching someone play something, but it had the Co D: Black Ops zombie theme playing. (My cousin plays Co D, not me.) After selecting "Dr Peace", it suddenly took me to a comic book where Travis Touchdown was a cat. Dr. Peace was working in a resturant, and he wasn't a good cook. It then went into a Pokemon Black 2 Dream, where the Pokemon could follow you, and I just left the starting town. All of a sudden, this Level 30 Shiny Steelix came after me. I threw the Pokeball, and it was a critical capture. That's when I woke up.

Just floating around...

Shroooooooms!

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

Ah non-sequitur dreams

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Had a strange one last night: Madoka was swimming/drowning in an area that resembled the Lethe River, but which was situated outside a large urban area. A shadowy, sepia-toned giant appeared wading through the river and, using an enormous oar, stirred up the river and created a whirlpool. Madoka was sucked into the vortex, looking oddly happy about the whole thing. The sequence was interspersed with panned still images of Prinnies walking around the aforementioned urban area doing random things, including wearing a penguin suit (Penguinception?). There was a particularly adorkable one who was wearing a school swimsuit that was several sizes too big for him.

In retrospect, it felt like an animated version of a bad deviantART drawing.

edited 2nd Sep '12 10:15:06 PM by Midna

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Woodward and Bernstein were on another planet, far in the future, thanks to Sub-light travel. they knew when and where they were, and were at a grocery store trying to find equipment to get back home. Bernstein (I) steps out to talk to this one really cute girl he saw, and while she doesn't give him her number, she gives him this odd punchcard with directions to his house, if he's smart enough to figure it out. He goes back inside, and Woodward is arguing with some security guard, because he was trying to steal this large frozen steak cut by stuffing it in his pants. He tries to explain, truthfully, that it's needed for them to get back to their home, but the guard isn't buying it. He starts to list things that only someone from our time would recognize as popular. Only, his taste in examples sucks, so Bernstein is not helping the story by cracking up a bit after each one. Woodward mentions Depeche Mode, and Bernstein doubles over laughing. Then he mentions this band called "Un"*

]], and Bernstein falls on the floor in laughter about how bad that band was. The guard misinterprets the laughing, doesn't buy the story, confiscates the steak and kicks us out. Woodward goes "what's your problem!", pushes Bernstein, and they morph into Harold And Kumar*

Because I'd watched an Obama campaign video with their two actors

respectively. They re-enact a bit of the scene from the first movie before they got arrested, then Harold/Woodward lightens up and decides to help Kumar/Bernstein find that girl he'd talked to earlier.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

I had a very strange dream. At the moment, I'm staying away from the place I consider home.

In my dream I'm in my current room, but I wake up, but the room is different. It seems old, feels hollow and empty. Feels like it's haunted, and it's like the whole world is like this and completely lacking other people.

I couldn't tell what kind of world it was. It felt like waking in the room after 100 years had past. Either that or reality had been stripped away to reveal an empty world.

When I woke up for real in my room, and couldn't shake the haunted feeling until I'd left the room and daylight washed the dream away.

I think no actual visible threat would scare me in a dream so my mind scared me with feelings close to fear itself.

edited 6th Sep '12 9:23:33 PM by UltimatelySubjective

"Nullius addictus iurare in verba magistri, quo me cumque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes."

I had a dream a while back where I was watching a Fantastic Four movie set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. At the end of the movie, Dr Doom dies in a huge explosion. In The Stinger, Death shows up to claim his soul. Then, Thanos appears, walking into the scene with a cane, like a sterotypical pimp. I even used it as inspiration for a drawing!◊

I also had one last night where Thanos appeared at the end of a movie I was watching, and announced that he was going to steal the Infinity Sword. The movie wasn't about superheroes at all.

edited 6th Sep '12 9:34:32 PM by DrFurball

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

I had an odd one.

Basically, I was in a crashing plane, and the perspective kept going to a bunch of engineers who were somehow trapped in the engine, and were being killed off one by one as they lost their grip.

And at one point, one fell into the engine, and the scene went all flashback-like, and I was with some random girl who said: "My father's in the Air Force, working on engines. He's retiring next week."

Then I woke up when the pilots regained control.

edited 6th Sep '12 9:42:17 PM by Steventheman

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Pimp Thanos is amazing. So avatar worthy.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

I'm honored you think so. If you wanna make an avatar from it, be my guest.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

I would, and am considering it, but I'm not really a big Thanos fan. Seems like an honor more reserved for someone who knows him better.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

I've had several past dreams where me and a group of friends split up after going someplace like a movie theater or out to eat, but where the actual location is always the same. It's a shopping area next to a river where the parking lot is between the river and the buildings. One end of the parking lot is actually a dead-end that leads down a hard-to-see slope into a boardwalk area with a very small dock.

In most of my dreams about this location, when I leave to go home, a group of thugs starts chasing my car through the parking lot. When trying to get away, I always end up driving over the slope into the boardwalk area. The last part of the dream before I wake up is me looking up at the thugs as they walk down the slope on their way to kill me.

However, I had this dream a few nights ago with odd variations. This time, a friend and I decide to leave together and get in a van being driven by Ted Danson. The thugs show up like always and start chasing us. Ted starts driving towards the dead-end and I scream at him to turn around or we'll die. Ted says I don't know what I'm talking about and drives over the slope anyway,

The really scary part about this dream is it didn't end where it usually does. This time, after we go over the slope, the van goes into the river; while my friend and I are able to get back to the dock, Ted apparently went down with the van. We look up the slope and the thuga are coming toward us.

The dream cuts to Chris Noth's "Law & Order" character standing at the top of the slope watching the police at the incident site. Mariska Hargitay's "Law & Order: SVU" character is down at the small dock looking at a dead body that is half out of the water. The last thing I saw before I woke up is me looking up at Mariska's face because it's my body.

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The sad, REAL American dichotomy

I dreamt I was driving around PG County with Chie, Yosuke, and Homura. Chie and Yosuke were in the back seat, and I THINK Homura was driving. Homura was especially OOC.

edited 8th Sep '12 9:49:37 AM by PhysicalStamina

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

I think my subconscious tried to reconcile Skyrim, Pokemon, Chrono Trigger, The Legend Of Zelda, and Menage A 3 last night. Lots of sweeping vistas becoming exploding or collapsing vistas, lots of 2D sprite monsters going at it, lots of flirting and making out aboard a train. Oh, and at one point, we were watching a complete remake of Star Wars. It was bad.

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.

I dreamed about eating lots of sweet things.

Kind of wish I tasted things in dreams.. That cake looked really good. :/

So the cake was a lie?

*gets shot*

Somehow you know that the time is right.

And the cookies.

So... last night, I beat Twilight Princess for real, in Awakeland, at about 3 AM. After being yelled at by my parents to go to bed, I did, and in the resulting dream, I beat the game as well. I turned the Wii off and was about to set the Wiimote and Nunchuk next to the Wii itself when I realized suddenly that the battery area of the Wiimote felt really hot. Like, really hot, as hot as the bottom of my Macbook after I've been using it for several hours. I set it down anyways in its usual spot, but with the battery cover facing up so that it could 'cool down', and then noxious-smelling smoke started pouring out of the damned thing.

I woke up very quickly, like how you do when you're just about to fall asleep, all of your muscles spontaneously relax, and you feel like you're falling. It was about 3:30. And then I realized that I left my phone downstairs and went to go plug it in.

edited 9th Sep '12 5:52:16 PM by CrystalGlacia

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

Rather bizarre one last night. I dreamed that Aristotle was hanging out in a 3D version of episode 4 of Commander Keen, specifically the Perilous Pit level. He was meeting with some other historical figures - just one at a time - but I can't remember whom. He had apparently made some discoveries regarding geometry, specifically something to do with some 3D rhombus things; a few of those plus some other 3D shapes were present in wire-frame form. Some of them were unfolded to be flat and had a different Greek letter marked on each side. At some point he mentioned Cubism and then this little video-game-like head like something out of 3D Dot Game Heroes appeared. Then someone got mad at him because he was making medical discoveries by sticking these thin plastic rod things up people's bottoms (I swear I don't have a fetish for that sort of thing, I have no idea where that part came from). That's about the time I woke up.

Somehow you know that the time is right.

The other night I dreamed that for some reason I was sent to prison and I had to escape to stop some drug cartel. Instead of going to a cell I was taken to a large warehouse with other people (there was also a bear walking across a support beam, but it disappeared before long). When the guards left I was told there was a secret escape hatch in the room, but I'd have to wait for a while before using it. Then we went to sleep on mats on the floor (SLEEPCEPTION!). When I woke up there was a hooker in the room, but she left after talking to someone. I decided to move to another area so I could sneak to the escape hatch when the coast was clear. While I waited the guard started calling roll and didn't hear my answer. So we all had to line up against the wall. Then the dream ended.

Also, when I didn't have internet for a while I had a dream about going to put an example on The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard. Apparently I can now browse the wiki without being awake.

edited 12th Sep '12 4:48:22 PM by Malph

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

I dreamed that my dog turned into a walrus. Or more accurately, we lost the dog, I was sent out to find him, and I found a walrus instead - I somehow came to the conclusion that it was my dog after being transformed, and when I brought the walrus home everyone just accepted it without questioning. Oh, also the walrus was a poorly rendered CG walrus.

edited 19th Sep '12 5:31:18 PM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.