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The_Dag Everyone! from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Everyone!
Mar 20th 2020 at 3:29:46 PM

Granted, you wished you got raped.

I wish for more handwash!

Friendship is Magic is not, that, good!
VXXXN derps from page 222/Equestria Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
derps
Mar 20th 2020 at 3:34:12 PM

granted. here's handwash that dissolves everything that isn't hands

i wish for my dancing to be better than yours

she queen of the muffins
TheSinful from Apple orchard. Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Mar 20th 2020 at 10:00:52 PM

Granted. My dancing is a dumpster fire but yours is simply terrible.


I wish I had a loving and attractive wife.

All is not lost. Not yet.
NineTailedCat Thinking of Maud you forget everything else from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Thinking of Maud you forget everything else
Mar 20th 2020 at 10:17:17 PM

Granted. The person she loves and is attractive to isn't you.

I wish I were better at climbing.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it. (Thanks to VXXXN for sharing this avatar.)
DialgaX Rider of the Storm from Pelvanida
Rider of the Storm
Mar 20th 2020 at 10:32:14 PM

Granted. You are now the world's greatest climber...and you are such a good climber that you climbing is now your only method of locomotion.

I wish I had a glass of clean, drinkable water.

Mhazard WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!! from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The_Dag Everyone! from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Everyone!
Mar 21st 2020 at 3:28:04 AM

Granted, you do this by mutating into a monster.

I wish to lose weight!

Friendship is Magic is not, that, good!
johannes4123 Be careful when disarming people from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Be careful when disarming people
Mar 21st 2020 at 4:46:14 AM

Granted. You lose about one third of a pound when all of your DNA vanishes

I wish this whole corona thing would blow over already

Don't let an evil enemy live, and then turn your back on him if he has attacked you
Mhazard WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!! from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
aNinjaWithAIDS The Earth Sciences Club from Hoshizaki High School Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
The Earth Sciences Club
Mar 21st 2020 at 10:58:42 AM

Granted. There is always a chance to win. All I did was reduce that chance. Toodles!

I wish for Covid-19 to be eradicated.

The Journey of a Dream - An introspective about these cute girls going from passions to livelihoods.
NineTailedCat Thinking of Maud you forget everything else from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Thinking of Maud you forget everything else
Mar 21st 2020 at 11:42:19 AM

Granted. Humanity goes extinct, taking the virus with it.

I wish I had gills.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it. (Thanks to VXXXN for sharing this avatar.)
DialgaX Rider of the Storm from Pelvanida
Rider of the Storm
Mar 22nd 2020 at 5:55:29 PM

Granted. You immediately get gills and suffocate as you are on land.

I wish for a new cup.

Mhazard WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!! from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!!
Mar 22nd 2020 at 8:35:52 PM

Granted, you get an extra life in Cuphead.

I wish my writing wouldn't lead to Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy.

Feel free to visit my Discord server.
unfortunatezorua Local Man Ruins Everything from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Local Man Ruins Everything
TheGamechanger Total Drama Host from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Total Drama Host
Mar 23rd 2020 at 4:10:50 AM

Granted. It's so good that there's a deep shortage due to Demand Overload, thus leaving you unable to play it.

I wish that TNP had a working trumpet for a nose.

The League of Heroes
SprayPay ??? from Who Knows?
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Mar 24th 2020 at 3:11:22 PM

Granted. It's way out of tune, and their ability to play it is nonexistent.

I wish I had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

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NineTailedCat Thinking of Maud you forget everything else from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Thinking of Maud you forget everything else
Mar 24th 2020 at 4:12:02 PM

Granted. Here are your one quintillion Monopoly dollars.

I wish I were better at throwing.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it. (Thanks to VXXXN for sharing this avatar.)
TheGamechanger Total Drama Host from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Total Drama Host
Mar 24th 2020 at 4:15:15 PM

Granted. You throw a ball so hard, it moves around the world in the blink of an eye and hits the back of you head with enough force to decapitate you.

I wish all of contagious diseases were merged into one big disease with the purpose of getting rid of them all in one fell swoop.

The League of Heroes
WillyFourEyes The Say Yeah Kid from wherever you want me to be Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Say Yeah Kid
Mar 24th 2020 at 4:30:20 PM

Granted. Too bad you and you alone get infected with this big ball of everything-itis...which rapidly spreads to everyone else, killing most of humanity because it's too cost-prohibitive to test someone for every disease known to man all at once. If only we all had immune systems like Mr. Burns...

I wish I cared.

"There is one earth! If it splits in half, there'll be two! All mankind is scum...and BEE-YOO-TIFUL!"
TheSinful from Apple orchard. Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Mar 25th 2020 at 1:11:44 AM

Granted. You care about everything so much that the slightest problem makes you cry like Izuku Midoriya.


I wish I could shapeshift

All is not lost. Not yet.
johannes4123 Be careful when disarming people from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Be careful when disarming people
Mar 25th 2020 at 1:56:05 AM

Granted. You don't realize until too late that transforming your body also transforms your mind

I wish I could draw

Don't let an evil enemy live, and then turn your back on him if he has attacked you
Mhazard WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!! from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!!
Mar 25th 2020 at 3:17:23 AM

Granted, you can draw out a pistol from your holster... and that's it.

I wish I can quickdraw any kind of gun and win any kind of duel.

Feel free to visit my Discord server.
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Mar 25th 2020 at 4:25:43 AM

Granted! But the guns you always draw are always out of bullets.

I wish i could find my purpose in life, and finally become The Idealist i always wanted to be.

Okay, who ordered the SPAM?
SprayPay ??? from Who Knows?
???
Mar 25th 2020 at 10:38:10 AM

Granted. You now have a purpose in life... as a reminder to all car companies to add more safety measures to their cars after you were involved in a fatal car crash.

I wish I had a computer powerful enough to run Crysis.

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Mhazard WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!! from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
WARE WA MESSIAH NARI!!
Mar 25th 2020 at 10:32:01 PM

Granted, Crysis is the only thing it can run and nothing else.

I wish I can live in Cesky Krumlov.

Edited by Mhazard on Mar 26th 2020 at 1:35:00 AM

Feel free to visit my Discord server.

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