Granted, you get it in the form of a free delivery package that lands directly on top of your skull.
I wish Alivia actually played this game properly.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted, she knows how but never does it.
I wish I took less time to post again here.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me. Granted. I make wishes based off the infamous "pecan pie" wish.
Granted. You make terrible low-effort posts instead.
I wish for pipe acne.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Apr 24th 2019 at 8:54:09 AM
Granted, but every time you try to type "no" on your phone it changes to "pipe acne".
I wish for a blue shell from Mario Kart.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted, it thinks you're in first.
I wish I could think of better wishes.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Granted. However, you're completely incapable of expressing those creative wishes.
I wish the weather was more consistent in my area.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted, but the wind is blowing harder than before.
I wish I was older.
I can't think of a good signature.Granted. You are older by exactly one second.
I wish people would just stop ripping on Kasumi's thief outfit.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted. They stop ripping on her outfit and just make personal attacks.
I wish my computer wasn't so goddamn slow.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. Everything it does goes so quickly that it launches you into Sensory Overload because you can't process what's going on.
I wish for my social signals to never go misread ever again.
Granted, you're now a complete asshole who always gets avoided at every possible instance because no one ever mistakes your behaviour for joking.
I wish my fingers didn't implode whenever I try to play a single octave.
this isn't "You have become your avatar"
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Apr 25th 2019 at 11:08:30 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted. Now they explode
I wish for a safe and functional time-machine
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted, you have no idea what time period to go to with it.
I wish I was the Living Sign.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, you are now a wet floor sign. You cannot move but you are fully aware of what's going on.
I wish a certain someone wouldn't be able to wish for pie.
Granted, they kill you in revenge for denying their wish.
I wish Sayori was real and united Ireland.
Edited by The_Dag on May 2nd 2019 at 12:14:18 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Sayori is actually uniting India.
I wish I was an Umi Sonoda-Riko Sakurauchi-Setsuna Yuuki combination
Edited by AutisticAlivia on May 3rd 2019 at 12:23:48 PM
I can't think of a good signature.Granted, but Ban G Dream is considered better by everyone shortly afterward.
I wish for tournaments comprised of game compilations similar to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GRQmMuOAw
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!Granted. Everyone who enters fails miserably
I wish I wasn't sick
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted. You're a Chaos Space Marine. And you're not a Token Good Teammate. Have fun.
I wish Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain came out actually complete.
Edited by hanwen1234 on May 4th 2019 at 11:59:52 PM
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted. There are many game-breaking bugs that the devs insist are "features".
I wish for more people to appreciate my favorite characters.
Granted, they all love your favorite characters... but they hate you.
I wish I had the personality and drive to run for congress.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. You still don't have the money
I wish I knew how to handle cats
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted, but the cats end up taking too much of a liking to you and you end up becoming a Crazy Cat Guy, spending the rest of your life on cleaning poo off the litterbox.
I wish for a wish.
I'm gonna give you up, I'm gonna let you down, I'm gonna run around and desert you.
Granted. You don't ever get sleepy again
I wish for ten kilograms of pure gold
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again