Zyxzy is struggling to please a psychotic parent by wandering around murdering good guys, until one of said good guys convinces him/her to switch sides. Then he/she goes on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge against his/her parent.
Yeah, I basically made you Krona.
If I'm asking for advice on a story idea, don't tell me it can't be done.
Embrace the mindscrew
And to think, it all started with a trip to the grocer's...
Ettina was just an average, single woman, living in his apartment. One day, while going on a trip to the grocer's, with rather bare roads, she found her usual way blocked by a large car crash, annoyed, she takes an alternate route, and is harassed by a crazed homeless man, who spouts nonsense about a thing with a stick and how creatures are out to get him. Dismissing him, Ettina continues on to the grocer, which she finds to be strangely empty, with only the staff. He gets his groceries quickly unnerved, eager to return to his apartment. And then one of the cashiers screams, her mouth turned into a gaping, flower-like thing, and lunges.
Ettina is now trapped in a nightmare. She fought of the twisted staff with the contents of the store, and now desperately tries to survive the living hell she has found herself in.
I know nothing about you.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
DUMB
Zyxzy was just another Paleosinologist of a grad student wondering how he was possibly going to carve out a career for himself outside of academia. While wallowing in this undirected sadness, he's visited by his old childhood friend, who used his incredible engineering talent and business prowess to become a millionaire within two years of graduating high school. He tells Zyxzy something incredible, unbelievable - he's built a time machine... and history isn't looking like it's supposed to.
Now it's a race against meta-time: Can Zyxzy fix the An Shi Rebellion before everything he's ever known becomes mere uchrony? And... does he even want to?
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Informed Attractiveness
Tze Tze is a failing occult-horror author in late-1920's Berlin. His daily existence is one of disappointment and poverty, as he slowly sinks into alchoholism.
But one day, as he is crouched, vomiting into a gutter, he is approached by a member of one of the many street gangs vying for power in Berlin. A Nazi. The Nazi asks Tze Tze if, for a large sum of money, he will use knowledge of the occult to help bring about the resurrection a beast to aid the Nazis in their quest for power, a beast who's horrors cannot be comprehended by the human mind.
But Tze Tze is conflicted. He has never agreed with the Nazis, but he either takes them up on their offer, or dies in poverty on the streets. Besides, such beasts and the occult are the things of mere fairy-tales. What could go wrong with helping these madmen if it means a meal every day and a place to sleep?
"Den Sozialismus in seinem Lauf hält weder Ochs noch Esel auf" - Erich Honecker
Spaghetti Cat's father was cursed by The Fair Folk. All offspring produced by him will become fae when they are a year old. Now he resides with a group of fae, looking for his lost love, the sparkly Action Girl Krystal.
Twilight, with Fairies!
edited 30th Jul '10 11:48:46 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt
Tief girl with eartude
The Great Pie has fallen! Now his reincarnation must take his place.
Can he master all 200 varieties and slay the cake king?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Bisected 8 must escape an elaborate labyrinth that wants to bisect him! Can he do it?
Embrace the mindscrew
The Great Pie Alt is the employee of the month at the accounting firm, and a kind, generous man, who wouldn't think twice about helping another...at least, that's what he thinks. In reality, he is a lazy, inefficient, self-absorbed, conceited jerk. Watch as this man with a rather exaggerated self-opinion goes through life accompanied by his rather dysfunctional friends.
"He could be worse...this could be Lifetime."
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Tief girl with eartude
A fan movie of Neon Genesis Evangelion done in the style of a Russian cartoon. The quiet Zyxzy must last multiple rounds of Politeness Judo wth Rei in order to earn the right to give Shinji a hug!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Dreams of Revenge
"T-this is crazy!"
"Quiet! I will not be slighted again!"
One man...
"How is that even going to work?!"
One dream...
"It's... it's finished!"
Bisected 8 has created a dish hitherto never seen...
"I call it... the cake-pie!"
"What a stupid name!"
"I'd like you to do better!"
CAKE-PIE
Ready to eat September 2013
Locking you up on radar since '09
Flanker 66 is on his deathbed. He wants to live his dream before he dies.
Can he and his Magical Computer somehow work his way to Internet stardom? (And Woobie-dom.)
Uhhhh...a great pie browses under a different screen name than the one it uses normally?
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Don Zabu finds himself inside his computer. He has 3 minutes to save Strong Bad.
Can he save the luchador Jerkass?
In a World… where lying on the intenet makes you an online supahstar, one man must hold a cooking event related to the internet:
This holiday season....
prepare...
to be...
baked.
THE GREAT PIES ALT
Daionus was the King of the World of Darkness, but when he was overthrown by his underling, he was forced into this world. So, he was gaining knowledge from an alien website called... TV TROPES!
Usually here.
Awesome Zombie once had a name...
It was CHUCK NORRIS.
Can Chuck survive the Survivors, Chicago Ted, and Some weird fruits?
edited 1st Aug '10 4:28:27 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt
Perkele
The Great Pies Alt and his identical clone companion meet their greatest danger yet...
THE PURPLE PIE HATER OF SOUTH NICARAGUA!
edited 1st Aug '10 8:25:16 AM by MikMan
Not a milkman!
I'm Only Sleeping
Mik Man vs the Milk Men. Film at Eleven.
In a world devoid of music, peace and love, one man stands tall, ready to deliver upon this apathetic world release.
That man is.....KINKAJOU!!!!
All the Ewoks will look up and shout, "Save us from the Klingons!" And I'll whisper, "Why so serious?"
Tief girl with eartude
In times gone by, they created a great deal of technology...before forsaking it. Now, only one man can reinvent the diode and keep what little is left safe from power surges.
Zero Potential...this Autumn.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Perkele
When the forces of stupid rise their clueless heads, there's only one man who can stop them... Or rather, eight!
Bisected 8, coming soon.
Not a milkman!
In a World… where no one can remember where they left their car keys, one man looks for answers.
This February... Mik Man.
edited 1st Aug '10 9:55:43 AM by SeanMurrayI
Sean Murray 1 continues to differentiate himself from the NCIS actor.
Another green world.
Embrace the mindscrew
A Slice of Life Internet novel about fandom, starring I Love Dogs.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
And to think, it was just supposed to be a trip to the airfield...
Flanker66 was just an airplane enthusiast who was taking a trip to the airfield. It all goes horribly wrong, however, when the airplane he is in is ripped from this Earth. Now, trapped aboard an alien spaceship, her must survive and get back home in...Black Swan Flying.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.