Invent a story premise based around the above poster

A girl wanders around, seemingly in her own world- on the outside. In side she is cunning and shrewd.

salor mars may have beeten hitler

but shit is now serious with STALIN! sheperd (cookie for the reference) joining the fray

ryal embarks on a journey, to learn one Thing and one thing only. BETTER GRAMMAR SKILLS!

edited 22nd May '10 1:27:52 PM by Demongodofchaos

Demongodofchaos becomes a Kleptomaniac Hero searching out and stealing peoples pr0n. He ultimately hunts down and kills the Big Bad with a Hadoken.

They never thought a little bird could be a big hero... Katsuun proved them wrong.

edited 22nd May '10 1:31:57 PM by X1Kyriaki

Kyriaki must go to where his brother was and live up to his family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.

edited 22nd May '10 1:42:04 PM by Daionusthe23rd

dianisus was your typical furry..

untill his furry girlfriend was kidnaped bu anon

will he succed will he beat the intenet hate machine

no

Ryal is just your ordinary guy who needs serious help with his typing. So he meets a Hot Teacher and they proceed to have awesome and somewhat sexy adventures. IN TYPING.

edited 22nd May '10 1:41:26 PM by Katsuun

katsuun is abducted and sent into time to learn philosophy from aristotle and jesus

Ryal and his collection of Spanish owls set out on a quest to conquer the world.

A working class zombie works to discover his sexuality in 1950s Atlantis.

Random guy does random stuff.

I Love Dogs starts up a veterinary practice to save animals all over the city... But can it keep running when people try to shut it down?

X 1 Kyriaki stars in the Oscar Bait Tearjerker of the century. As a kindly lady running a youth centre, she must content with children getting involved in a criminal gang, a bad back, an ailing pet dog, a onesided crush on an engaged friend, lack of funds, disappearing socks, Jehova's Witnesses standing on her doorstep at 8 in the morning, premature baldness, government inspectors and perpetual dreary weather. Pathos will be dripping of the screen this summer.

edited 23rd May '10 9:52:46 AM by InsanityAddict

The Master Computer has removed all insanity from the world, creating a world of Straw Vulcans. It's up to Insanity Addict to restore crazy to this world.

A new cult of insanity has taken over various governments across the planet.

The world seems destined to succumb to mindlessness, logical fallacies and general unrest.

There is only one who can set things right.

Leigh Sabio, master of all things logical and sane.

^^Love....Compassion....What are these things?

Truths...Lies....Deceit....These are things Leigh Sablo must overcome if she is to fidn her true love in this universe!

^This story is the heartwrenching coming-of-age adventure of rallyfan 9000. A kid delinquint, getting into fights, picking on those lower than him, and only a high schooler! Still he must overcome these problems that he faces, both from inside and from those around him, if he is to truly change himself for the better.

edited 23rd May '10 12:50:37 PM by BlackDove

Black Dove is a paranormal investigator famous for solving many instances of supernatural activity. However, they are on their toughest case yet, and forces seem to be conspiring against them...

A secret agent with an AK-47 and a pocketful of bad memories. Flanker 66. A dark, gritty serial which asks the question: "Who is 65?"

Pirka has been running the family business for years. But in the face of mounting debts and growing concerns, can this plucky youngster make it through and make the family pancake business a huge success?

X1 is a budding artist living in the middle of nowhere. Although her drawings are beautiful, it seems that anyone who sees them is cursed to suddenly disappear. Can she break the curse?

Flanker66, ace pilot and hydrophobic. Due to a bureaucratic mix-up, he is assigned to a submarine instead of an elite fighter test project. Wacky hijinks and longwinded litigation ensue.

edited 23rd May '10 1:18:44 PM by InsanityAddict

In a world of doublepost...

edited 23rd May '10 1:19:09 PM by InsanityAddict

Insanity Addict - once just a simple civilian - is drafted into a black ops team after a scout witnesses his supreme marksmanship. Can he survive in this high-stakes world?

Flanker 66 needs moar dakka. Can Flanker find this mysteriously powerful "Moar Dakka" in time to destroy the incoming zombie-alien invasion from space?