You could have connected the music box to the Secure Music Amplifier that we obtained during our quest to Jupiter. That would have been a lot safer.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Pffff, that didn't work, you doofus. Look at the resulting wreckage of Saturn!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Still better than our "vacation" in Mars. That was a disaster from the very start! Everything went wrong. Everything .
You Could Use some Imagination
Well, not everything. The spaceship managed to stay intact at for long enough to get us home. After that, though, it fell apart and we had to sell it to the Gorgonzola.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Gorgonzola tastes like grinded human brains.
Can I get the rules to this game?
Edited by Delibirda on Jun 18th 2021 at 7:32:27 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
The Light That Blinds
Just getting the spaceship parts was absolute misery, though. I mean, we had to find a corset made of Cheerio boxes.
"Kept me waiting, haven’t you? Tch. No matter. Dawdle all you’d like. In the end, your defeat remains inevitable."
You Could Use some Imagination
Thankfully that fashion dragon was willing to give us a great discount if we modeled the rest of her breakfast clothes.
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just come up with a Noodle Incident. You can come up with your own but we also like to build off each others' incidents and have some sort of odd deranged story here that makes no sense. It's fun.
I once had a at-home date with a Flutterdash shipper. When I told I liked Appledash she threw Angel plushies at me and tried to choke me on an Applejack figurine. Mother of God. This has nothing to do with my personal experiences. Anyway, am I getting the hold of it?
Edited by Delibirda on Jun 18th 2021 at 8:52:42 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
You Could Use some Imagination
I think there's a bit too much context. Might be best if I give an example, such as the first post I ever made in this thread:
"and that's why I'll never climb into a fire truck full of sushi again."
That gives you just enough information to infer that something happened but still leaves you wondering about it. What happened? Why won't I climb into a fire truck full of sushi again? Why was I climbing into a fire truck full of sushi in the first place? Nobody knows. Hence why it's a Noodle Incident (or in this case, a Sushi Incident). Does that help?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Couldn’t be worse than that time in the tank with the squid. I still can’t eat calamari…
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Have you ever tried calamari rolls? Those suckers will eat up anything. There's no telling how big they can get!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
They get big. One got so big, they had to send in the Air Force
And that was before the Air Force all got transformed into squirrels!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
And then the squirrels ate the mushrooms and vomitted their soup!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Still better than the Eldritch Penguin's Mass Brunch..... oooooh nooooo nonononononono-noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, please. Even tried having an affair with one of the Dazzlings?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
You Could Use some Imagination
No. After the Cerberus debacle I decided to never associate with sirens of any sort ever again.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Joyful angel
I still feel bad about putting down Cerberus, almost as bad as that time we had to drop a nuke on that town.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
That town was a cesspool. They deserved it! Especially after what happened at the high school.
My Head Is On Fire
The incident at tha thigh school will be talked about for years to come! It took months to scrub out the blood, oil and candle wax out of every sidewalk in the whole town! The strongest detergent they used smelled like lemon, the whole town smelled like that for weeks! So, from what I've heard, the inhabitants always associate lemon with... that... now.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Hey, that's only a rumor. I'd know, I was there! It happened the day after the Zebra Incident, and I don't think I need to remind you what happened with that. Anyway, the lemon detergent was used to clean up the Zebra stink, not the blood stink...
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
At least the nuking solved that just like it finally put the ill-advised, irresponsible "Reconstruction" off the table for good. What would've happened, had people not woken up in time, I wonder?
Hey, nothing’s worse than the aftermath of an attempt to convince the Mane 6 to date a pig.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
You Could Use some Imagination
Eh, it wouldn't have lasted long. It would ha d just been a rebound relationship because the pig's girlfriend dumped him due to the Apple incident.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Oh come on. Youth Gone Wild was playing. What was I supposed to do?
Co-author of Code Wings 3.0. Also... I'M RUNNING FOR THE RIVER!!