The Video Guy
I wouldn't know about that, I was banned from You Tube for making too many dick jokes.
Too bad the moral guardians used that as a precedent to ban anything offensive, that is just GREAT AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. YAY CENSORSHIP
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 30th 2019 at 8:14:18 PM
Getaway
Luckily it lasted all of five seconds before the US Army,State Farm, and NASCAR launched a coup. You don't take away a man's porn.
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I couldn't have cared less about the outcome of that coup, as long as the cat videos were okay.
Skull Kid
Do said cats get hit in the nuts? Conan warned us this would happen!
Made with this
The Video Guy
Wrong Conan, although librarians are nearly as accurate.
Smugseidon
Wasn’t Detective Conan the guy who warned us?
Getaway
In need of some axe cleaning
He's in accounting? I guess I delivered the briefcase to the wrong guy after all
Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 31st 2019 at 5:04:23 PM
Not evil.
Was it leather? If it was, it may have been the briefcase that killed my mother!
No one
No, it was made of pure titanium/bronze alloy.
Skull Kid
So you're saying they recreated Dural? That's...actually kind cool.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 31st 2019 at 7:32:11 AM
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
Cool, yes... but the paperwork has been a nightmare and a half. I'm still wishing they hadn't repealed the Artificial Beings Act of 2007.
Skull Kid
That's what created Dural, remember? It all started with a perfectly-timed Dick Clark joke.
Popsicle Hands
I thought it was a Dick Van Dyke joke? Of course, with the new censorship guidelines it got censored to D**k Van D**e. Or was that around the same time that Poison Ivy stole all my toilet paper?
The Video Guy
Your toilet paper? You still owe me, plus several years interest. You can pay that in lasagna and pizza.
In need of some axe cleaning
Trust me dude, you don't want her paying either lasagna or pizza
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
She can, however, pay for azzip and angasal, thanks to the laws of the universe imposed by the superpowered lions!
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
True enough, but if so, be on the lookout for wombats. I think we all remember what happened last time.
Edited by djkates on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:06:34 AM
Don't worry, I bought plenty of chocolate chips so they have no reason to bother us
The underwater man.
Did you remember to bring dark chocolate? After the attempt with milk chocolate... well, let's just say the riots still haven't ended yet
Made with this
Happy fluffy boy
The Wombles?! Oh no... do you think they'd be willing to forgive me and Tropes for that thing with the Beatles songs yet?
Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 8:02:01 AM
Too bad he didn't know that was illegal in Algeria. But it did provide for a good You Tube video.