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Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 29th 2019 at 6:38:27 PM

Too bad he didn't know that was illegal in Algeria. But it did provide for a good You Tube video.

Please. Send some help.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 29th 2019 at 11:10:34 PM

I wouldn't know about that, I was banned from You Tube for making too many dick jokes.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jan 30th 2019 at 11:13:50 AM

Too bad the moral guardians used that as a precedent to ban anything offensive, that is just GREAT AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. YAY CENSORSHIP

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 30th 2019 at 8:14:18 PM

Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 30th 2019 at 1:46:54 PM

Luckily it lasted all of five seconds before the US Army,State Farm, and NASCAR launched a coup. You don't take away a man's porn.

Please. Send some help.
AgentKirin <REDACTED> Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
<REDACTED>
Jan 30th 2019 at 2:08:08 PM

I couldn't have cared less about the outcome of that coup, as long as the cat videos were okay.

Forget everything you think you know.
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 30th 2019 at 3:17:59 PM

Do said cats get hit in the nuts? Conan warned us this would happen!

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 30th 2019 at 8:34:26 PM

Wrong Conan, although librarians are nearly as accurate.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Jan 30th 2019 at 11:50:44 PM

Wasnít Detective Conan the guy who warned us?

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 31st 2019 at 2:38:00 AM

I thought it was Conan from accounting.

Please. Send some help.
johannes4123 Probably not a pyromaniac from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Probably not a pyromaniac
Jan 31st 2019 at 8:04:11 AM

He's in accounting? I guess I delivered the briefcase to the wrong guy after all

Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 31st 2019 at 5:04:23 PM

There are two kinds of problems, those that can be solved by setting things on fire and the ones you should run away from
Playing_with_boy Working on a thing. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Working on a thing.
Jan 31st 2019 at 12:05:08 PM

Was it leather? If it was, it may have been the briefcase that killed my mother!

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Jan 31st 2019 at 4:03:36 PM

No, it was made of pure titanium/bronze alloy.

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 31st 2019 at 4:32:02 PM

So you're saying they recreated Dural? That's...actually kind cool.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 31st 2019 at 7:32:11 AM

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
djkates The ultimate Trickster Mentor. from the Q Continuum
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
Feb 6th 2019 at 7:25:08 AM

Cool, yes... but the paperwork has been a nightmare and a half. I'm still wishing they hadn't repealed the Artificial Beings Act of 2007.

God is Real, unless declared Integer. INTEGER :: God
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Feb 6th 2019 at 10:20:04 AM

That's what created Dural, remember? It all started with a perfectly-timed Dick Clark joke.

"My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Feb 6th 2019 at 10:23:41 AM

I thought it was a Dick Van Dyke joke? Of course, with the new censorship guidelines it got censored to D**k Van D**e. Or was that around the same time that Poison Ivy stole all my toilet paper?

"I'm not Caitlin anymore." "You're not Killer Frost." "I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 6th 2019 at 11:03:27 AM

Your toilet paper? You still owe me, plus several years interest. You can pay that in lasagna and pizza.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
johannes4123 Probably not a pyromaniac from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Probably not a pyromaniac
Feb 6th 2019 at 11:32:49 AM

Trust me dude, you don't want her paying either lasagna or pizza

There are two kinds of problems, those that can be solved by setting things on fire and the ones you should run away from
CustardAndPie Wants to be your beauty inspo from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Wants to be your beauty inspo
Feb 6th 2019 at 8:04:27 PM

She can, however, pay for azzip and angasal, thanks to the laws of the universe imposed by the superpowered lions!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
djkates The ultimate Trickster Mentor. from the Q Continuum
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:06:20 AM

True enough, but if so, be on the lookout for wombats. I think we all remember what happened last time.

Edited by djkates on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:06:34 AM

God is Real, unless declared Integer. INTEGER :: God
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Feb 7th 2019 at 7:46:38 AM

Don't worry, I bought plenty of chocolate chips so they have no reason to bother us

MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Feb 8th 2019 at 12:05:25 AM

Did you remember to bring dark chocolate? After the attempt with milk chocolate... well, let's just say the riots still haven't ended yet

Hide your longboats!
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 8th 2019 at 2:59:52 PM

And now our neighbors, the Wombles are getting involved!

Hoi, chummers.
DrNoPuma draggo from nightmares :D Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:01:25 PM

The Wombles?! Oh no... do you think they'd be willing to forgive me and Tropes for that thing with the Beatles songs yet?

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 8:02:01 AM

...I don't know what to put here, now. Have some dragon-related music? From an underrated YouTuber. :)

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