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Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 29th 2019 at 6:38:27 PM

Too bad he didn't know that was illegal in Algeria. But it did provide for a good You Tube video.

Please. Send some help.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 29th 2019 at 11:10:34 PM

I wouldn't know about that, I was banned from You Tube for making too many dick jokes.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Jan 30th 2019 at 11:13:50 AM

Too bad the moral guardians used that as a precedent to ban anything offensive, that is just GREAT AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. YAY CENSORSHIP

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 30th 2019 at 8:14:18 PM

Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 30th 2019 at 1:46:54 PM

Luckily it lasted all of five seconds before the US Army,State Farm, and NASCAR launched a coup. You don't take away a man's porn.

Please. Send some help.
AgentKirin <REDACTED> Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
<REDACTED>
Jan 30th 2019 at 2:08:08 PM

I couldn't have cared less about the outcome of that coup, as long as the cat videos were okay.

Forget everything you think you know.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 30th 2019 at 8:34:26 PM

Wrong Conan, although librarians are nearly as accurate.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
JTTWlover Smugseidon from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Smugseidon
Jan 30th 2019 at 11:50:44 PM

Wasnít Detective Conan the guy who warned us?

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Jan 31st 2019 at 2:38:00 AM

I thought it was Conan from accounting.

Please. Send some help.
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Jan 31st 2019 at 8:04:11 AM

He's in accounting? I guess I delivered the briefcase to the wrong guy after all

Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 31st 2019 at 5:04:23 PM

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 31st 2019 at 12:05:08 PM

Was it leather? If it was, it may have been the briefcase that killed my mother!

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Jan 31st 2019 at 4:03:36 PM

No, it was made of pure titanium/bronze alloy.

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Jan 31st 2019 at 4:32:02 PM

So you're saying they recreated Dural? That's...actually kind cool.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 31st 2019 at 7:32:11 AM

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
djkates The ultimate Trickster Mentor. from the Q Continuum
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
Feb 6th 2019 at 7:25:08 AM

Cool, yes... but the paperwork has been a nightmare and a half. I'm still wishing they hadn't repealed the Artificial Beings Act of 2007.

God is Real, unless declared Integer. INTEGER :: God
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Feb 6th 2019 at 10:20:04 AM

That's what created Dural, remember? It all started with a perfectly-timed Dick Clark joke.

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
Spottedleaf Popsicle Hands from The JLA Sanctuary Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Popsicle Hands
Feb 6th 2019 at 10:23:41 AM

I thought it was a Dick Van Dyke joke? Of course, with the new censorship guidelines it got censored to D**k Van D**e. Or was that around the same time that Poison Ivy stole all my toilet paper?

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 6th 2019 at 11:03:27 AM

Your toilet paper? You still owe me, plus several years interest. You can pay that in lasagna and pizza.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 6th 2019 at 11:32:49 AM

Trust me dude, you don't want her paying either lasagna or pizza

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Feb 6th 2019 at 8:04:27 PM

She can, however, pay for azzip and angasal, thanks to the laws of the universe imposed by the superpowered lions!

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djkates The ultimate Trickster Mentor. from the Q Continuum
The ultimate Trickster Mentor.
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:06:20 AM

True enough, but if so, be on the lookout for wombats. I think we all remember what happened last time.

Edited by djkates on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:06:34 AM

God is Real, unless declared Integer. INTEGER :: God
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 7th 2019 at 7:46:38 AM

Don't worry, I bought plenty of chocolate chips so they have no reason to bother us

MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Feb 8th 2019 at 12:05:25 AM

Did you remember to bring dark chocolate? After the attempt with milk chocolate... well, let's just say the riots still haven't ended yet

Hide your longboats!
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 8th 2019 at 2:59:52 PM

And now our neighbors, the Wombles are getting involved!

Hoi, chummers.
DrNoPuma Happy fluffy boy from way down in Egypt's land Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Happy fluffy boy
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:01:25 PM

The Wombles?! Oh no... do you think they'd be willing to forgive me and Tropes for that thing with the Beatles songs yet?

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 8:02:01 AM

Life is like a carnival, the games are rigged, but hey, that's okay, you still get to play!

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