The noodle incident

Too bad he didn't know that was illegal in Algeria. But it did provide for a good You Tube video.

I wouldn't know about that, I was banned from You Tube for making too many dick jokes.

Too bad the moral guardians used that as a precedent to ban anything offensive, that is just GREAT AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. YAY CENSORSHIP

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jan 30th 2019 at 8:14:18 PM

Luckily it lasted all of five seconds before the US Army,State Farm, and NASCAR launched a coup. You don't take away a man's porn.

I couldn't have cared less about the outcome of that coup, as long as the cat videos were okay.

Do said cats get hit in the nuts? Conan warned us this would happen!

Who knew Barbarians were so accurate...

Wrong Conan, although librarians are nearly as accurate.

Wasn’t Detective Conan the guy who warned us?

I thought it was Conan from accounting.

He's in accounting? I guess I delivered the briefcase to the wrong guy after all

Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 31st 2019 at 5:04:23 PM

Was it leather? If it was, it may have been the briefcase that killed my mother!

No, it was made of pure titanium/bronze alloy.

So you're saying they recreated Dural? That's...actually kind cool.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 31st 2019 at 7:32:11 AM

Cool, yes... but the paperwork has been a nightmare and a half. I'm still wishing they hadn't repealed the Artificial Beings Act of 2007.

That's what created Dural, remember? It all started with a perfectly-timed Dick Clark joke.

I thought it was a Dick Van Dyke joke? Of course, with the new censorship guidelines it got censored to D**k Van D**e. Or was that around the same time that Poison Ivy stole all my toilet paper?

Your toilet paper? You still owe me, plus several years interest. You can pay that in lasagna and pizza.

Trust me dude, you don't want her paying either lasagna or pizza

She can, however, pay for azzip and angasal, thanks to the laws of the universe imposed by the superpowered lions!

True enough, but if so, be on the lookout for wombats. I think we all remember what happened last time.

Edited by djkates on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:06:34 AM

Don't worry, I bought plenty of chocolate chips so they have no reason to bother us

Did you remember to bring dark chocolate? After the attempt with milk chocolate... well, let's just say the riots still haven't ended yet

And now our neighbors, the Wombles are getting involved!

The Wombles?! Oh no... do you think they'd be willing to forgive me and Tropes for that thing with the Beatles songs yet?

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 8th 2019 at 8:02:01 AM