The noodle incident

But look, at least the axe is gone, and that's what's important

But the spear is still here, and only the shaman can get rid of it, but he committed suicide with those that shall not be named... can we use the time portal to fix this?

No can do, I'm afraid. The Wombles are demanding too much junk for what we need, so supplies will be three days late.

Christ, it wasn't this difficult to negotiate before we let the damn buggers move in next door!

Well, it's better than our old neighbors. I still have the damn burn marks on my arm...

Yeah, I remember when the Fire Nation Royal Family moved next door to us. The youngest was surprisingly more mentally stable than I expected her to be, but she wouldn't stop stealing my lawnmower. At least I don't have to worry about the Daleks anymore...

Edited by Spottedleaf on Jan 17th 2019 at 8:59:30 AM

Honestly, she would've stolen mine, but NESTS blew it up. They're still mad about that thing with the banana...

The fact that we broke a computer with it? Meh.

The fire-extinguisher worked better anyway

That was almost as bad as the Juju on that beat challenge.

And that, children, is why Beat Club was cancelled.

well, I told them to upgrade their hardware, but "noo, what are the chances those guys are gonna pull it off again?"

freaking told em

Well, you also told them anti freeze would cure erectile dysfunction. I wonder why they don't believe you...

You mean I'm not supposed to inject it directly into my penis? The commercial told me "it rhymes with intravenous", so I thought it would work!

...That was the slogan, not the instructions. At least, that's what a (literal) little bird told me.

Last time I encountered a little bird, it ended in an explosion of Parmesan cheese and about 1000 mimes were killed. Plus, Alex Jones got his arm blown off.

The mimes had it coming for what they did back in Prague.

Oooh, Prague. The stories I could tell about that place.

But to continue off your story, indeed. I think the poor turtle needs a therapist.

Therapist are illegal nowadays, remember? Who knew that everyone in the government just happend to be a cultist for a Great Old One, on the plus side murder is legal

You've been watching John Travolta's latest Battlefield Earth sequel pitch, haven't you? They warned us he'd try to make another one!

As bad as the first movie made Scientologists look like idiots, I don't think Xenu would allow it. No, not Xenu... what's the name of the idiot running the church now... not Tom Cruise...

Jaden Smith? I knew there were sinister messages hidden in that Neo Yokio Christmas special...

No he's a part of the king in yellow Cult, Not Scientology, unless the rumors the Joker was true and they really plan on repeating that one ritual.

You mean the one involving that Board game "Jumanji", or the one involving a mixture of Monopoly and Battleship?

No no no no, it was a simple game of chess with cheese and mac, is it that hard to comprehend?

No, but it was really sloppy to play, almost as bad as chili checkers.