Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
Eat shit and die.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
Yesterday, I pointed a gun to your head and asked if you had any last words. You responded:
- A kiss for luck? - J99908 (You've got to be kidding. *pulls trigger*)
- welp, guess this is why they say "If you're going to play Russian Roulette, never use a clipped gun..." - RandomFanOfStuff (sitcom laugh track plays as your brains violently spill all over the floor)
- "According to all known laws of aviation..." - JankyKong (Oh god, here we go again...)
- “What are you going to do? Shoot me?” - omega2900 (Yes. That's what the gun's for.)
- your fly's down - Inkuiry (My bad, g, thanks for reminding me)
- hey, are you sure that thing's loaded? - coemedypink (Hmm... Hold on let me check *blows my brains out instead on accident*)
- Eat shit and die. - FernandoLemon (no u)
Edited by skan123 on Apr 23rd 2024 at 8:54:17 AM
Don't Try It
I don't know what you've been smoking, but can I have some?
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Haven't left yet. Getting ready though.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Apr 23rd 2024 at 2:38:24 PM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
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How's your holiday, btw?
The man behind the slaughter
Don't be silly, ketchup is.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."No, but gourds are.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
I don't know what that means, sir.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Am I a weirdo?
Leave it out for a while and it's an instrument of gastrointestinal destruction.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
no it isnt you stUpid idiOT
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
Knuckles the Echidna
No, but you can make a carrot into a flute.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The King Without a Kingdom
I think you of all people should know that while mayonnaise may not be an instrument, trombones are edible.
It's been 3000 years…
Just Some Guy
No. You use it to clean your instruments, ya bint.
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
The They who said it
It depends on your point of view. If your point of view is of someone who doesn't know how fuzzy sets work, absolutely! Otherwise, no.
Very Spooky
"Do instruments of torture count?" was the superior line.
back lol
totally non-filler title
if you'd like to waste your life on something egregiously stupid, then sure. it can be bud
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!~skan123?
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
Harpy
No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is NOT an instrument! (You cannot beat a classic response)
Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Apr 29th 2024 at 1:35:04 AM
"I wonder what beautiful songs I can sing today?"
Yesterday, I asked you: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
- "Don't be silly, ketchup is!" (Superjohn) ("Ketchup is not an instrument, either.")
- "Leave it out for a while and it's an instrument of gastrointestinal destruction." (Completely Normal Guy) (Why are you saying that as if it's completely normal...?")
- "I think you of all people should know that while mayonnaise may not be an instrument, trombones are edible." (Weirdguy149) (Oh? A Russian Reversal?)
- "No. You use it to clean your instruments, ya bint." (omega2900) (Who's the bint, again?)
- ""Do instruments of torture count?" was the superior line." (jandn2014) (Lies.)
Of course, we can't ever end this round without the real answer:
Am I a weirdo?
The answer is blowing in the wind, but what was the question?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Anime Guy
Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Did Steve really die from Ligma?
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
The Lady of House Solari
Who killed Captain Alex?
I belong to neither Heaven nor Hell. I am a woman self-possessed.
Very Spooky
Is it a good idea to communicate on small pieces of paper when it’s gusty outside?
back lol
I've solved the NP-Hard problems. You'll never know how I did it.