How do we make a worse sequel to [Insert Bad Work Here]?

1: Well, obviously the controls aren't delayed enough. Add a second-long delay between button pressing and action happening.

Edited by Florien on Sep 24th 2020 at 4:54:29 AM

2. All of the levels are just 1-1 with different enemies and slightly different layouts.

3. All the character graphics are replaced with their equivalents from Super Mario Bros.

(I think we can include good works if we come up with specifically sequel ideas, which I admit my joke wouldn't fit. Making a bad sequel =/= making the original work bad, and bad sequels can fall into specific pitfalls. Broadening it beyond bad original works would be fun.)

Edited by mightymewtron on Sep 24th 2020 at 2:23:39 PM

(Okay, why you guys are listing perfectly fine works here? You should use this game for that.)

good idea

Edited by PrincessPandaTrope on Sep 24th 2020 at 2:42:04 PM

or we could start over and do the movie.

Agreed.

Movie works

1. The main characters have been recast and will now be played by the Paul brothers.

Awe just probably didnt know the point of the game, but thats alright

Edited by antenna_ears on Sep 24th 2020 at 1:44:08 AM

2. Koopa's transformation at the end is removed in favor of having a character transform into Toad.

3: The Goombas are even more horrifying. They're now so scary that even the worst of horror films don't seem so disturbing at all anymore

4. "Everybody walk the dinosaur" is now played as a Cerebus Retcon in a super-serious moment.

5. The film's Cyberpunk aesthetic is replaced with cardboard buildings and props.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Oct 11th 2020 at 10:32:36 AM

6. Mario is now played by Kristen Stewart.

7. Every character's first name is also their last name.

8. Daisy is now a main character, but her only dialogue is "Hi, I'm Daisy!" on repeat.

9. Link is now in the movie for no other reason other then to shill more Nintendo games to the viewers.

10. The Movie ends with The Stinger, with Mario Mario receiving a Smash Bros envelope from Nick Fury. This means that there will be a Nintendo cinematic universe based on the SMB movie.

Ok, picking for the ridiculous premise alone (never watched it) and for Halloween.

Jason X (The Friday The 13th film Recycled In Space)

Edited by antenna_ears on Oct 11th 2020 at 2:04:38 AM

1. Chucky shows up halfway through, and for no reason other than to confirm the Horror Movie Cinematic Universe still exists.

2. Jaws (the shark) shows up to help Jason defeat Jaws (the James Bond villain).

3. The Jaws scene is accompanied by the Lemon Demon song "Jaws", but it's a cover version removes the parody aspect and is played dead seriously.

4. Jaws is never featured in promotional material. Neither of them. Instead it just looks to be another boring slasher movie.

5: Jason is now only in space for 5 minutes, but the marketing still focuses on it as if it's the entire premise

6. The film has Russian subtitles that are part of the film itself, and therefore cannot be removed.

7. Instead of a hockey mask, Jason now wears a Minions mask

8. The subtitles aren't even accurate; they we were meant to be on a completely different movie.