Questionably Questionable Facts

Fact 226: Kangaroos are also native to France, but anyone who sees a French kangaroo in the wild is never heard from again.

Fact 1001: Wes Scantlin is a reincarnated Kurt Cobain, given a second chance at life. He is already screwing it up.

Fact 1776: When America became a country, George Washington banned all the letter U's because "they were too British". This is why, when you look at old buildings with stone engravings, you will see that all the U's in words are replaced with V's.

Fact 229: There is a number between 5 and 6, but all math teachers are part of an international conspiracy to keep it secret.

Fact 230: This year will be worth it when we discover the real life Animal Crossing village, with real villagers, sometime in December.

...Unfortunately, we are uncertain which December. But we're hoping it will be this one. Stay strong, everyone.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jun 26th 2020 at 5:38:39 AM

FACT NUMBER 231: We're also uncertain of what day it will be discovered in. It could be a nonexistent day or a hidden day or something wacky like that.

Fact 232: Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error.

Fact 233: The oceans have stopped oceaning and are now taking regularly schedueled naps.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jun 26th 2020 at 2:53:38 PM

Fact 234: The number between 5 and 6 was recently revealed to called derf. Unfortunately, we are still unaware of what its function is.

Fact 235: If you jump into the screen at the exact right moment when a video game is loading, you can enter the game world! Unfortunately, we can't tell you when the "exact right moment" is since it changes every time.

Factoid two hundred and thirty-derf: Facts are living turned inside out.

Fact 1639: The irl Animal Crossing will be found on December Derf. We're still not sure about the year though.

Fact 238: You can milk a fish. Fish cheese is delicious and nutritious, and definitely not filled with radioactive toxins.

Fact 239: Cat whiskers are superconductive

Edited by Dhiruxide on Jun 27th 2020 at 5:29:08 PM

Fact 240: If you go far enough into the digits of pi, they turn into letters instead of numbers. No one knows exactly at what digit that starts, though.

Fact 241: After pi’s digits become letters, they become hieroglyphs.

fact 242: and after pi's digits become hieroglyphs, they turn into Japanese katakana

Fact 243: And after pi's digits become Japanese katakana, they turn into emojis.

Fact 244: TV Tropes will ruin your life. It will ruin it by murdering your grandma.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 24th 2020 at 7:50:50 AM

Fact 245: And it will kill your grandma by making her read TV Tropes all day.

fact 24derf: you will also be killed by reading TV Tropes all day. as a matter of fact, you are already dead.

246: Dead people are a hoax invented by the casket, funeral service, and graveyard industries.

247: Nobody has ever shot a gun, all of the wars were fought with sticks.

Fact 248: This is because people use sticks to shoot guns at their enemies.

249: Guns don't kill people. If you disagree, we will shoot you, and you will coincidentally die.