ITT: We are in an anime

(Despite taking a good amount of damage because of the clubbing, the demon suddenly sends black flames down the tendril that pierced Snaretooth—probably enraging it even further. It would then grow several mouths on its other tendrils and start battering the Nightmare with them, trying to tear out parts of its body)

Snaretooth cries loudly despite the pain and innate anger. "I don't want to play this game anymore!" Snaretooth yells loudly, "You're a bunch of meanies who don't know how to play fair!" Unfortunately, due to the size of the Snaretooth, its pathetic cries were rendered supersonic and deals 270+ damage to everyone on the battlefield.

In rage, Snaretooth upends several stalls, and tears a gigantic stall off its main base to throw at Izuru, which was fairly fast-paced. "There! See how you like that!" It growled, its pink eyes turning maroon and claws looking ever sharper, "You won't attack me or my fwiends ever again!" Temper-tantrum activated The ground starts shaking as if a tremour was starting in the ground itself, cracks begin appearing as the ground would be shaking as if in an earthquake zone...

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Nov 21st 2019 at 2:22:02 AM

Yumeko looks back to Steph, then back to the possessed Izuru, then to Snaretooth. He sees the Demonic Chuunibyou tearing out parts of the Nightmare. He begins to sweat bullets, losing his cool. His pupils turn into swirls as tears well up, then puts his whistle into his mouth and...

FWIIIIIIIII!!!

The whistle emits a wave of vibrations that stops everyone and everything from moving, almost as though the vibrations of the whistle shocked them.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Nov 20th 2019 at 3:23:46 PM

Narrator: Time freezes as Yuu blows his whistle, who does Yumeko summon?! Yuu, state who or what you want to summon!

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Nov 21st 2019 at 2:25:17 AM

(The cries hit Izuru instantly—who's not looking too good right now—and end up detaching the demon's tendril, knocking it backwards)

(The demon crushes and incinerates the stall's flung at Izuru's body with its claws—and suddenly freezes in the air, as time stops)

Yumeko gets a flash in his mind's eye. The background is black in red subtitles.

"WHO DO YOU WISH TO SUMMON?"

"....A giant teddy bear... filled with sleeping gas." He requests.

A giant teddy-bear would be summoned into existence as Snaretooth already has love-hearts at the sight of the giant teddybear "Ooooh~ I will call it Fluffy! Say hi fluff-kktyokytkto, looks like it's naptime for me!" Snaretooth yawns cutely before lullaby music plays and the bear-ogre settles down for naptime and snores next to the giant teddy-bear, which gives a wink at the screen and a thumbs-up as the teddy giggles goofily!

As Snaretooth was sleeping, the bear-ogre would start shrinking till it was 0.6 metres tall... next to the still gigantic teddy-bear. A mucus-filled Snot Bubble would be seen on the chibi bear-ogre's face inflating as Steph looses the Mind-Control Eyes.

Narrator: Well done! Snaretooth is now defeated! Time to send this Snaretooth home to visit her worrying mama! (Victory music plays, Snaretooth joins your party!)

(Narrator is about to speak, but is interrupted by Snaretooth snoring.)

Narrator: For heaven's sake, I'm just trying to narrate- but I can't be heard over this bear-ogre's snoring! Everyone, initiate the Victory Pose, chibi faces, random catchphrases and peace-signs! Also, this is a filler episode and will be broadcast before the Mood Whiplash episode that is episode 4! Omninous music plays as red eyes fill the screen.

Still to come with a quick trivia question, Who is the Queen of the Underworld? Could it be this lady with the red eyes? Or that muscled dude with the surfer's hairdo? Stay tuned after the commercial break (Eye Catch) and find out! (time unfreezes for everyone else)

Steph: (blankly) We have commercial breaks now in anime? (reads a newspaper)

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Nov 21st 2019 at 3:11:56 AM

Yumeko does a pose◊, then followed up with another pose◊. "Turquoise Jam the Train Conductor has finished his duty!!"

(The demon does a rather-menacing looking pose beside Yumeko that vaguely looks like a move from the Torture Dance , before detransforming)

(Its tendrils retreat into its back as its clawed hand and torn maid dress fade away in a glow of light, to reveal its normal clothes again)

(Izuru then promptly submits to his injuries and keels over in a pool of blood)

Yumeko follows through, but instead of bleeding out he collapses onto the ground. "Yes, this is good... I'll sleep right here. Goodnight." He says.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Nov 21st 2019 at 11:01:57 AM

Narrator: And so the day is saved by our heroes in action, plus the Snaretooth joins our team! What else could go wro-

(The audio would stop right there, along with the sounds of porcelain plates crashing and the Snaretooth babbling.)

Episode 4: The Hot Springs Episode... of Doom!

(the scenes open with our heroes in a Hot Springs Episode, along with the Snaretooth, courtesy of her mum.)

Narrator: It was a lovely spring day when our Heroes decided to do the mandatory Hot Springs Episode...

(everyone sighs in the hot-springs as steam covers the entire woodland area. Platypi would be heard laughing loudly)

Narrator: Meanwhile in the underworld, dastardy queen, Koya Myoin, would be asking some of the local demons to spy on our interprid heroes...

Queen Koya: Oh, it looks like our university heroes have found the hot-springs that we have kept secret from all the world. How convenient of them to do so... Spy on them and make sure they do all sort of mischevious deeds that brings all sorts of shame upon this world! Muahahahaha!

Beast Demon with Eight Eyes: Yes, my lady, it shall be as you command.

Veronica Cyrus: How may I help you, Mistress Koya?

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Nov 22nd 2019 at 12:46:37 AM

Yumeko wakes up from a nice Yume. "AHH HOW DID I GET HERE?" He questions.

"Yesterday was crazy."

"Aw maaaaaaan!! I didn't get to do any cool magical boy attacks!!!!" Kosugi pouts.

"Can I blast you to bits with my magic staff? Please? Pretty please?" he begs to Snaretooth.

Hiroji seems perfectly silent. He has his eyes averted from the rest of the cast.

"I didn't know which attacks I could use. We need a user's manual."

Yumeko feels as though he is in a daze, due to him having just woken up in a hot spring. "Oh my god... Guys I think I'm hallucinating. I'M HALLUCINATING!!"

Kosugi paps Yumeko to calm him down.

Yumeko slowly calms down as his hallucinations vanish. "Ah. Thank you, Kosugi-kun..."

"(^w^) No problem, Yumeko-san!"

Edited by Afterwards on Nov 21st 2019 at 12:20:55 PM

Yumeko rubs his eyeballs. "So, um. I think I passed out yesterday after the fight. Do you guys know what happened to Snaretooth?" He asks.

"Uh... no. Not really. I passed out too. Sorry," says Kazuo.

"How did I even get back to normal form?"

Snaretooth babbles happily next to Kusogi, "Sure thing! Wheeee!" she says playfully as she throws up her bear-arms and rawrs playfully

Kosugi smiles wide and goes into magical boy idol pop star form in a split second.

"Awesome! Here we go!!!"

He floats up into the air and points his staff at Snaretooth, firing out of it a massive forceful blast of pure blinding light.

Snaretooth pretends to die overdramatically, complete with waving a white-flag and falling down into the spa-water. "Ack, you got me! I is doomed~!" Snaretooth laughs sweetly and waves her bear-paws around, "Also I is a scary bear!"