its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Unwothy
didn't mean to sandwich, you kinda nija'd me![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
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... where Superjohn is met by PointMaid and a few hundred vampires. Apparently in this reality, vampires are dead humans with demon 'souls' attached...
The demon vampire horde appropriates the pizza and starts divvying it up, before...
Semain Calm
Knife emerges, dual wielding holy swords. She smites away the demonic souls from their human hosts, and grabs the pizza. As Point Maid lunges at her, Knife swings down her sword, sending a shockwave of divine thunder that disintegrates Maid and brings the human bodies back to life with their original souls.
To celebrate, they all share the pizza, with Knife getting the first bite of her slice. But...
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Risdio, now a weird Lich thing, because that’s how Hell and resurrection work, I guess, uses his Lich powers to burn Knife to the bone, very slowly to maximize pain. He then curses Knife to an endless cycle of death and reincarnation, and takes the pizza...
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...until Nine-Tailed Cat shows up, casts an Antimagic Field spell to render Risdio's lich powers useless, then grabs the pizza from him before tossing him and his phylactery into a convenient volcano.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Dhiruxide, using his monstrous strength, lifts Nines and takes him to a boat, where he traps him on it. Then he force-feeds him milk and honey, as well as cover him in it, and pushes the boat, the boat on its merry way to nowhere under the blistering hot Sun... He sentenced him to Scaphism, an (alleged) ancient Persian method of execution.
Dhi picks the pizza, and decides to go cosmic. Flying off to space, and shrugging off lack of oxygen because he can breathe, dammit, he flees to Pluto, the dwarf planet, to enjoy pizza in absolute solitude...
Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 25th 2020 at 3:36:16 PM
Unwothy
When EVIL Foreman finds Dhiruxide and angry about him ninjaing him earlier, shots him with the Pizza Blast then Foreman makes a new Pizza as the old one can't be repaired because it was hit with EVIL Foreman's Pizza Blast
Edited by Foreman on Aug 25th 2020 at 10:27:18 AM
Playing throws holy water on the pizza, then runs into a church. Evil is not allowed where good is, riiiiiiight?
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Unfortunately for him, it's a Corrupt Church where the clergy answer to Nine-Tailed Cat. They seize the pizza from Playing and hold it for Nine-Tailed Cat until he can get resurrected again.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Aug 25th 2020 at 7:51:19 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
But what they didn't know was Zanreo had been disguising as one of them, and as Nine-Tailed Cat had been resurrected and she was asked to get the pizza, she grabs it, sneaks out and runs far away.
Edited by Zanreo on Aug 25th 2020 at 5:06:40 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
my current job
Zanreo is promptly run over by the Infinity Train, thus forcing her to drop the pizza to work through her personal demons on said train.
Wm, who has been hiding behind a nearby bush, swipes the pizza and begins to run WHEN SUDDENLY...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Aug 25th 2020 at 8:17:16 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ZA WARUDO! Toki yo tomare!
Time Stands Still as Vjoi gives a Slasher Smile
Did you really think you could escape so easly?
Vjoi fires a single shot into his frozen pray, ensuring their doom once time resumes.
He takes the pizza and escapes into the frozen night.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Dhiruxide tries the possession method he once tried many moons ago. He possesses the slice of pizza, gouges vjoi's eyes out to shake them off, and escapes.
Using telekinesis powers, he floats away, lost in thoughts as he wonders how does he taste like now that he's taken over the pizza (imagine the possessed pizza looking like Pizza Steve), but it's interrupted by—
The World's Least Powerful Man
Dvorak taking a great big bite out of him.
Dvorak has his ship beam him up, along with the Pizza, and heads to the remains of Earth, hoping to be hidden among the asteroid field there now.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Dvorak then discovers that the asteroid field is now a minefield thanks to charges Nine-Tailed Cat planted there. One piloting mistake gets his ship blown to pieces, and Nine-Tailed Cat flies in to salvage the pizza from the wreckage.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
The man behind the slaughter
Unfortunately for Ninetailed, Superjohn hijacks the ship his on, through him out the airlock, and takes the pizza to his underground base on Mars.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Superjohn, however, forgot to accommodate for super mega cosmic level Lich ghosts in his base, which leads to Risdio completely destroying the base, with Superjohn in it, with his ghost Lich cosmic powers, so like a black hole or something. Oh, and the pizza is safe too, obviously...
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
eh
... NOT! awe921 stands at the outskirts of the event horizon, as he gets onto a big rig.
he then starts accelerating backwards.
he starts turning around in a ring, as he builds up his reverse momentum.
Thunder crackles from the BIG RIG as the rings go by faster and faster, the speedometer completing each loop faster and faster. Awe struggles to grab onto the BIG RIG, as its hitbox starts freaking out. He lets go of the wheel... and the black hole is split in half, alongside the BIG RIG tearing a hole in the very fabric of reality. Awe gets out of the wreckage, and finds himself in...
Wait. Isn't this where it all began? With the pizza on the table and all.. Awe decides to pick it up, but then from the reality rip...
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
...Zanreo is also there and appears from underneath the table, knocking Awe out to grab the pizza for herself. She runs outside only to find...
"Leftover items still have value!"
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn, who kicks her into a different reality, takes the pizza, and flees to a generic normal reality.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Superjohn finds himself in a reality where RISDIO’S EVIL IS LAW! Dictator Risdio and his super soldier security team seize Superjohn, and take the pizza, about to eat it when...
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
sick down from the bones to the other side
[...Cutbug, back in their Fujin cosplay from several pages back, slices Risdio's head off with a kitana. They then convert the army to their side, and make off with the pizza.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Dhiruxide, still possessing the pizza (What? Nobody bothered to exorcise the pizza in the first place) pulls out a giant anvil and smashes CutBug's face to a pulp with it. Tossing the anvil aside, he marinates himself in Cut's blood and gray matter and flies off to space again.
Deciding what to do, he remembers the pizza is indestructible. So he flies to the Sun— flies into the Sun, all the way to the center, to chill there as the multiverse's most superheated pizza. He pulls out a fireproof handheld console to play games to pass time
Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 26th 2020 at 7:29:12 PM
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
But Zanreo is also there, back from the other reality, and decided to just test out her new sun-resistant armor she picked up from there. She sees the pizza at the very center, and notices it seems a bit... alive? She starts an exorcism, eventually getting Dhir out of the pizza. After leaving him inside the sun, she flies out of the sun and away, to an unknown planet...
"Leftover items still have value!"
But Superjohn was in the back of the car, and strangles Risdio, causing a car wreck. But Superjohn, being a demon, survives the wreck and escapes with the pizza back into hell.
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 25th 2020 at 7:42:52 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."