its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
But that wasn’t a Dhir! It was... Jake! While awe921 runs away, he points a heat ray at him and activates it. Awe is melted into a thick sludge and the pizza is looking as crispy and delicious as ever! Jake runs over to the pizza...
When the pizza itself is revealed to be Dhiruxide, horribly compressed. This compressed Dhiruxide is dead, because trying to make a huge body compact into a pizza kills you, so the other Dhiruxide sneaks up on Jake from behind and stabs him in the ass with a sword.
The real pizza is on top of a random temple nearby, and few Dhiruxides armed with M41A Pulse Rifles cautiously approach it...
Edited by Dhiruxide on Jul 23rd 2020 at 12:44:49 PM
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn hits the Dhiruxides with a big cartoon hammer and takes the pizza.
A great Mascot Mook.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Dvorak pulls the dart from his neck, and flings it into the nearest Dhiruxide clone. Time to see if this works the same way as in the movies...
Apparently, as when he finally stops screaming, he's content to follow the revenants orders. All he can say is "want... pizza..." though.
They march on Bluethorn's position, converting more Dhiruxides into pizza zombies as they go. By the time they all arrive, a good quarter of them are under his banner.
Dvorak orders them to fetch him-and the pizza. He's forcibly crowd-surfed over to him, and the pizza taken.
"PIZZA PARTY!" Dvorak roars to the horde, when...
Edited by dvorak on Jul 23rd 2020 at 3:10:22 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Semain Calm
Knife casts a spell with her sword as a focus and creates the illusionary scent of pizza on Dvorak's person. Suddenly, the pizza zombies lunge on his position, and in the resulting chaos, she slices through the mob and grabs the pizza for herself. She runs out and jumps off a cliff, expecting her trustworthy steed to catch her. But...
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...her steed turns out to be a polymorphed Nine-Tailed Cat, who throws her off, tramples her and takes the pizza before turning back to normal.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Few of the unaffected clones dogpile Nines to restrain him, and they hand the pizza over to Ed for safekeeping and tell him there's chickens across the other side of the village to get him as far away as possible from the commotion of pizza poachers.
“Alright, now I’m confused!” Jake uses his Universal Pause Button™ on everyone else so that he can go over what just happened. He then takes the pizza from the now frozen Ed, certain that nobody can take the pizza while time is paused. But he was about to be proven wrong...
my current job
...because Wm, now dressed as The Eleventh Doctor, comes in, waves a sonic screwdriver in Jake's face, and swipes the pizza. "Thanks!" he quips, not quite grasping Smith's characterization.
He then enters his poorly-made TARDIS, and is about to go time traveling when...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
eh
awe921 CRASHES into the tardis with his time traveling cruiser. unfortunately, the two time traveling objects freak out upon impact, which causes them to implode into a wormhole. awe921 is taken inside the vortex, but not before he grasps the pizza.
Semain Calm
Knife jumps into the vortex in space and time with a tricked out hoverbike. She grabs onto Awe's body and drives the two of them into the anti necro thread.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat teleports over to the Anti-Necro Thread to grab the pizza before it gets buried, then teleports back to this thread. Inspired by his latest post, he decides to make some sandwiches to buy off anyone who might want to steal his pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Jake buys some sandwiches, no longer caring about the pizza.
NOT! He buys sandwiches and uses them to create a Nine-Tailed Cat sandwich. He then eats it, and realizes that he is now too full to eat the pizza. He picks it up, foolishly thinking that he will be able to eat it later.
Dhiruxide casually strolls by and nonchalantly takes pizza. To make him really suffer and scream in pain, he draws his pistol out and shoots him in both kneecaps. He then runs off and jumps into a swirling vortex...that takes him right in front of the sleeping Azathoth! He supresses every sense except sense of touch and hides pizza in one of Azathoth's many maws and goes back into the swirly vortex to catch a break from almost losing his mind.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Zombies have no minds to lose and I have reserves.
My horde brings the pizza to me within 15 minutes.
Now if you'll excuse us it's pizza ti-!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Semain Calm
Zombies may have no minds to lose, but Dvorak does. Especially when Knife releases a bolt of divine lightning into the zombie horde, incenerating most of them, before running towards Dvorak, slicing his head off in one clean slice, and grabbing the pizza for herself. She flies off, about to take a large, juicy bite of the pizza.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
janet likes her new icon.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[...Whistle and the pizza get blown away from each other by a curiously strong wind. Whistle gets sent flying high into the stratosphere, while the pizza blows safely into Cutbug's hand—they're using the other hand to control the wind, if their Fujin cosplay wasn't indicative enough.]
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 23rd 2020 at 9:39:08 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat respawns and puts on a spacesuit, then calls in a fleet of starships to pump away the planet's atmosphere. With Cutbug having no wind to use and also probably suffocated, he easily walks up and takes the pizza from them.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
janet likes her new icon.
The World's Least Powerful Man
I stick my head back on (fun thing about revenant bodies is that they're damn hard to re-kill as long as you got hurt in persuit of your goal), peel the pizza off of Whistle's face and lament the loss of my zombie army. Ah, well, more pizza for me. How did I think I was going to share 12 slices 1,273 ways anyways?
Edited by dvorak on Jul 23rd 2020 at 9:39:18 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
It's at this point that Nine-Tailed Cat detonates a remote bomb he secretly planted on the pizza. The resulting explosion blows Dvorak to pieces while somehow just splitting the pizza into conveniently-sized slices for Nine-Tailed Cat to collect.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Jul 24th 2020 at 1:16:19 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Semain Calm
However, Knife unleashes a giant metal net that catches the pizza slices and at the same time, slices NineTailedCat into many tiny little pieces. She takes the net of pizza, and heads to the food court planet, Foodcourtia, to enjoy her pizza in peace.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
It doesn't stay peaceful for very long. PointMaid leads a horde of five thousand pizza-hungry vampires through Foodcourtia. She's hoisted high on their shoulders carrying their prize, THE PIZZA.
awe921 gets up after having the world's most lethal heart attack (don't ask how hes alive). his powers back when he was a radiation powered, pizza hungering monstrosity still lingers in the form of the Pizza Sense, as he turns over to the army of Dhirs. he politely asks the Dhir With Pizza to give him the pizza, and takes it.