its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Semain Calm
Suddenly, Knife and her pegasus run in, surrounded by a thunderstorm under her control. The thunderstorm surrounds Jake, and he feels his body shocked by the heat of the lightning and dissipated molecule by molecule until nothing but the pizza remains. Knife grabs it and flies off, making her escape.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug appears from the thunderstorm riding the Mary Poppins umbrella from earlier and jabs Knife in the eyes with it. With her blinded, Cutbug can now grab the pizza and make her grand escape...]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Title
(Beat)
WHOOOOSH.
(Smiles)
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 19th 2020 at 12:26:47 PM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The World's Least Powerful Man
Hello! [Pilfers the pizza pie]
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Puma returns as a ghost and places a curse on Dvorak. The curse is that any pizza in Dvorak's hands gets teleported to Puma.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Dhiruxide, after his long absence...has brought with him the Annihilaarg.
Why? Why not? He wants to wipe the entire freakin' existence to get rid off all these competing pests and have the pizza all for himself! Fortunately for him, it's been configured (somehow) to not target him or the holy slice of pizza -to erase them- so he can consume it in most savage way possible. With a push of a button... black-hole like tendrils consume everything in short time except, as aforementioned, Dhiruxide and the slice of pizza. Left floating in the void with nothing to do but eat pizza, he calmly takes it. What Dhiruxide didn't see, predict, is that the Annihilaarg glitched and didn't wipe out everything. Someone approaches him from behind...
Edited by Dhiruxide on Jul 19th 2020 at 10:32:37 AM
Semain Calm
And Knife beheads him with her sword. Sometimes the best solution is the quickest one. She grabs the pizza, and prepares to enjoy it in the void when...
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 4:29:36 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Suddenly, Jake pushes the Reset Button. Time is reset to when Dhurixide is about to eliminate everything, but Jake presses the machine’s Self-Destruct Button and Dhurixide is blown up. Jake takes the inexplicably undamaged pizza and runs.
But Dhiruxide always has a contigency plan. What jaketroper killed was an expendable clone. The real Dhiruxide is in the ass end of nowhere hires mercenaries from Africa to hunt jake down and bring him the holy pizza.
One hour later...
Dhiruxide meets with the mercs in an undisclosed location and they present him the flayed skull of jake, Predator style, and the pizza. Dhiruxide is too much of a cheapskate, as he didn't pay the mercs upfront and... he dropkicks the lead merc in the face, takes the pizza and runs off as the entire battalion of pissed off mercs are after his head! He is seriously wondering if this was worth it. But as he is about to run out through the door, he hits into someone on his way out...
Edited by Dhiruxide on Jul 19th 2020 at 10:46:49 AM
Heya there! I'm West.
An insomnia-ridden West, who snatches the pizza, wondering how many things has happened to it and puts it in the kitchen with a cat guarding it.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Semain Calm
Outside the kitchen window, a motorbike silently pulls up. We see Knife, just as confused and amnesiac, opening a paper with two things written on it with what she can identify as her handwriting.
Get the pizza. Don't trust anyone.
She slowly opens the window, and baits the cat with some sushi she got from a nearby store. Then, she sees West. Something kicks inside of Knife, and suddenly she grabs a kitchen knife and with skills she didn't even know she had, easily dispatches of and slits West's throat.
She didn't have time to figure out how she did that. She grabs the pizza, hops on her motorbike, and makes her escape.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug, who has lost neither their sleep nor their memories, passes Knife on an opposing motorcycle and grabs it. They quickly take a turn at Albuquerque, but they end up lost. Oh well, at least nobody can find them, right?]
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 19th 2020 at 4:49:11 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Dhiruxide, still on the run from the pissed off mercenaries looking to mount his skull on a pike after he tricked them out of paying them, spots Cutbug in the distance.
Quickly thinking, he spawns a flashbang grenade in his hands and chucks it at the mercs, temporarily blinding them and buying him some time.
He runs up to Cutbug, whacks them on the head with a wrench, knocking them out, and casts a shapeshifting spell on them to turn them into Dhiruxide. The real Dhiruxide takes the pizza and quietly makes off, leaving the enraged mercs to brandish their guns and ventilate Cutbug disguised as Dhiruxide.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Slides in, steals the pizza using tongs, and promises the local witch she can have a peice if she reverses my curse.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Title
But while he goes to the witch, in the distance, he hears a faint, “Hello!”
The shop blows up. Because of a mine turtle.
Dvorak stares in horror.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 19th 2020 at 3:59:41 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
sick down from the bones to the other side
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
you're supposed to try and steal the pizza lol
[The local witch happens to be Cutbug; after being cursed by Dhiruxide they took up magic to reverse it. They simply take the pizza and the tongs while Dvorak isn't looking and turn him into a frog. Not even a sapeint frog, just a normal frog.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat runs up to Cutbug and, just as they're about to cast a spell on him, pulls out a magic mirror. Cutbug's hex is reflected back onto them and turns them into a small, inoffensive creature. Nine-Tailed Cat promptly picks up the pizza and ducks into a cave to hide.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Point Maid is a vampire with a taste for pizza and turns into a bat! She follows Nine Tailed Cat into the cave, swoops down and flies away with the pizza.
Unfortunately for PointMaid, Jake has booby-trapped the pizza earlier... with garlic! PointMaid recoils in horror as Jake catches the pizza.
Title
- STOMP
“I Am A Stegosaurus!”
Mr. Stegosaurus is about to taste an amazing slice when...
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 19th 2020 at 5:42:06 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The World's Least Powerful Man
I hop along, snatch the peice away with my tongue, and croak reproachfully. Then I snatch the whole box similarly and frog off as fast as I can.
Edited by dvorak on Jul 19th 2020 at 6:03:06 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Semain Calm
Knife is still trying to figure out how she has incredible knife fighting skills when she sees Dvorak run along with the pizza. She runs after them and jumps them, electrocuting them with her fingers. She grabs the pizza and heads towards the mountains, ready to enjoy her pizza.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
As Knife gets close to the mountains, Nine-Tailed Cat sets off some explosives that trigger an avalanche, burying her. He then digs the pizza out and makes for the nearest peak.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Here comes a new challenger!
As cat approaches the mountain, I suddenly ambush him from a bush and tackle him off a conveniently-placed ledge, grabbing the Pizza as quick as I could, standing up, and brushing myself off.
Jake runs up to Tales with his de-burn-inator and uses it. While the pizza is now in perfect condition, Tales is frozen in a block of ice. Jake takes the pizza and makes sure Tales has a Literally Shattered Life by breaking the ice.
Oh, I forgot. Really nice work page! I set up the Laconic page and wrote a haiku
Edited by jaketroper on Jul 19th 2020 at 11:11:57 AM