When you found $100 randomly on the street.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When you seeing a lot of mobile game ads especially the Lords Mobile one
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."
UGHHHHHHHHHH
When you get in a Brawler Lock and you get a Groin Attack.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you jump jump into the water, only to find out it's way colder than expected
Edited by johannes4123 on Apr 18th 2019 at 11:22:26 AM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
When you end up biting into a rock/hair/dead fly when eating food.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Me, planning on killing the waiter and feeding him to the chef.
When your father throws you off a cliff to ice out his wrist.
It ain't easy being green
When you're suddenly surrounded by a bunch of gangsters snapping their fingers on a street at night.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Fudge.
You fake being your friend in a “date” because he needs to be in another place and discover that his partner had the same idea.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Oh, well... This is awkward.
You're presented with a genie that will grant you three wishes... and they'll turn out absolutely optimally with no unexpected negative twists!
Yeah, I don't buy it
When the person you thought was a wimp punches you several meters away
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
I’m ded now.
You are a villian villain and the heroine has kissed you. In the lips. In the middle of a battle. And most importantly, you had a Villainous Crush on her.
Which one?
Edited by JTTWlover on Apr 20th 2019 at 9:14:00 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrisonthe monkey is Andrew.
- look at Andrew's face.
You're the main hero and you saw the main heroine kiss the villain who had secret crush on her.
Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Apr 20th 2019 at 10:13:56 AM
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
[spits out soda]
You just found out the villain has a crush on you.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
When you're the hero's sidekick watching this all go down from a distance.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Welp.
You are that heroine that kissed the villain and the hero has come to get explanations after the battle (which ended with a flustered and blushing villain running away, if you want to know).
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonYeah, I kissed him
When you see yourself in the mirror
When your computer is lagging with a 2 minute delay.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When near death experiences start becoming a regular occurrence
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Welp, my Romance of the three kingdoms.
When she says “yes, I kissed him”.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you try to play sudoku and fail horribly.
no sandwich reee
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Apr 20th 2019 at 6:30:54 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Sorry.
When you first meet your reincarnated wife and she tells you to get lost.
Edited by JTTWlover on Apr 20th 2019 at 1:09:11 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you come back from the dead only to find out your husband became a real jerk
Edited by johannes4123 on Apr 20th 2019 at 12:45:11 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
When your parents get reincarnated but they're now jerks.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
When you finally clean the house only then for it to burn down.
My Anime crush is Legosi
When you miss getting hit by a car only to get stabbed in front of the police, but they don't see it.