Mighty demon dog-thing
Bitch you got me fucked up
When you almost got hit by a car, only to have someone attempt to rob you.
When you get the joke an hour later.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
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When you drive to work, forget your phone, get stuck with multiple delays, and then get there... only to realize that it's your day off.
Heya there! I'm West.
Well that was bad.
Maths problem you can’t do!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When your dog is chewing on something and you think it's nothing but then you remember that piece of chocolate you dropped earlier.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Sage of Mind Soractes
When you accidentally read spoilers for a show/game/book that you like a ton.
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Haruka Kotoura literally admits to having that problem every time she had gone to a theater. She would incidentally read said spoilers from the people leaving.
TFW you had gone Beyond the Impossible just to arrive at work 1 minute sooner. These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Heya there! I'm West.
Yay I did it.
When you have a crush on a guy (and he also seems to have a crush on you), discover that it was a Age-Down Romance, try to distance yourself due to Squickiness and end up married to that guy.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
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If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
bump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Sage of Mind Soractes
Just as you fall asleep, you realise that you had something important due for tomorrow.
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
When you guessed the correct numbers to the million dollar lottery but you didn't buy a ticket, you only wrote them down.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Mighty demon dog-thing
When you wake up and realize you were supposed to show up at work several hours ago
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Sage of Mind Soractes
Well, looks like the ship that you liked very much just got sank.
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
The Ice Queen
You wake up in the middle of July to find that it snowed the night before.
When your house is on fire and you're still inside it.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Needless to say, I panic with a freaked out expression, watching the flames until "flight" overrides the oft forgotten brother of "fight and flight", "freeze". After that I try to break out with everything I have, but fail.
You're locked in a building with a killer, and the building's basically entirely locked down. No known available exits.
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Heya there! I'm West.
When you discover your crush knows you have a crush on her because of a friend.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
When you're in the middle of an intense chess match.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Mighty demon dog-thing
When you did something really freaking cool, but nobody saw it
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Heya there! I'm West.
I swear I was curbstomping this before the guy got his magic weapon.
When you are in a love square with a girl and your alter egos.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
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If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Blasting OUT of here.
When you get kidnapped but your kidnapper doesn't know you have a secret weapon that'll get you out safely with no trouble.
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If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison