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SoÖ antigravity? I put a prayer to Guan Yin. She points me out the way.
Floor 76 has a qirin who is trying to separate a dragon and a tiger. Unless you help him you canít pass. Btw, donít try to kill the dragon and the tiger or youíll get bad luck and a bad thing from the previous floors will kill you.
I take out a dartgun and fire a powerful tranquilizer at both the tiger and dragon, once they are asleep I drag the tiger to floor 75 and leave it there.
On floor 77 you come across an indestructible punching strength tester◊. The only way to open the door is by setting a new high score and according to the leaderboard the current high score belongs to Saitama
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 6th 2019 at 12:22:01 PM
I call up Ultra Instict Shaggy and have him use 10% of his power on the machine. The new high score is now set to infinity, I proceed to the next room.
The floor of room 78 is lava! ..and there doesn't seem to be any other way across but through it.
I picked up a lave immunity potion at the Dungeon Shop so I just swim through the lava.
The 79th floor is full of memes! Terrible memes are telepathically sent into your brain by psychic monkeys until you cringe to death from the awfulness of the memes.
I give the psychic monkeys a psychic banana so they go away.
Floor 80 appears to have nothing, except that thereís a forcefield that causes you to rapidly age and die if you try to go up.
I counter the aging by every so often taking a sip from my flask, which is filled with water from the Fountain of Youth to the point that I'm actually two months younger when I reach the top.
On the 81st floor Godzilla is stomping around, somehow you can tell that the door to the next floor is in one of his teeth.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 13th 2019 at 7:36:29 PM
I weaponize the tooth against him. It somehow works.
The 82nd floor has an ongoing figurative and literal Flame War.
Put on a flame-retardant suit and some noise-cancelling headphones. Evidently, you can't do much to stop it, or else you'll become involved in it.
Floor 83 holds a much greater danger: a toxic fanbase, that somehow ooze hydrochloric acid, and their reptilian master to control them all.
I summon a bunch of moderators armed with pH bases and a herpetologist to defeat them.
The next floor is an ice level, and the stairs up are located one mile from the entrance. Also, the floor is slippery and a polar bear is chasing you.
I go back to the 82nd floor after putting on the suit and headphones back on and trick the flamers into coming after me. The literal flames will eventually melt the ice and with that many other targets the polar bear ends up ignoring me.
The 85th floor has every single bad fanfic ever written and the only way to open the door is by one person reading all of them.
I advertise them and shill them on public forums to such an extent that they are now regarded as the legendary "F.A.R.T Fics (F**king awful ret***ed texts)" and the Internet Historian has to do a reading of them all since people liked his "My Immortal" readings.
On the 86th floor is a Mary Sue happily married of 10 years to a Garys tu but they still look young and fit (in fact even better when they first married) and they now can invoke the power of love.
I simply use the power of hate.
Floor 87 is home to Candle Jack, and he's gonna kiSigh. I'm Candle Jack, and that's it. No kidnappings here.
Well the clear way to defeat Candle Jack is to go arouI am not Candle Jack, forget whatever you think you may have heard. I will wear the skin of whomever I didn't kidnap and continue their ascent up the tower.
Floor 88 is covered in lego blocks, toy cars and thumb tacks. It is also home to a kindly Japanese lady that insists you take your shoes off at the door.
Edited by kenneth_the_page on Feb 16th 2019 at 10:01:52 AM
I donít and walk across. Because common sense.
The 89th floor is filled with spears. Even slightly touching one will cause them all to impale you.
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