Follow TV Tropes

Following

The Hundred Floor Tower (of Doom!)

Go To

JTTWlover Smugseidon from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Smugseidon
Feb 6th 2019 at 2:27:13 AM

SoÖ antigravity? I put a prayer to Guan Yin. She points me out the way.

Floor 76 has a qirin who is trying to separate a dragon and a tiger. Unless you help him you canít pass. Btw, donít try to kill the dragon and the tiger or youíll get bad luck and a bad thing from the previous floors will kill you.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 6th 2019 at 3:21:37 AM

I take out a dartgun and fire a powerful tranquilizer at both the tiger and dragon, once they are asleep I drag the tiger to floor 75 and leave it there.

On floor 77 you come across an indestructible punching strength tester. The only way to open the door is by setting a new high score and according to the leaderboard the current high score belongs to Saitama

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 6th 2019 at 12:22:01 PM

unfortunatezorua Happy Epic Meme Day everyone from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Happy Epic Meme Day everyone
Feb 6th 2019 at 5:08:26 AM

I call up Ultra Instict Shaggy and have him use 10% of his power on the machine. The new high score is now set to infinity, I proceed to the next room.

The floor of room 78 is lava! ..and there doesn't seem to be any other way across but through it.

Stock shonen rival loading: 420%
TheBlueHour No one from The 18th Hell Dimension Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
No one
Feb 6th 2019 at 7:00:01 AM

I picked up a lave immunity potion at the Dungeon Shop so I just swim through the lava.

The 79th floor is full of memes! Terrible memes are telepathically sent into your brain by psychic monkeys until you cringe to death from the awfulness of the memes.

I have no signature. You're hallucinating this.
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 10th 2019 at 11:22:28 AM

I give the psychic monkeys a psychic banana so they go away.

Floor 80 appears to have nothing, except that thereís a forcefield that causes you to rapidly age and die if you try to go up.

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 13th 2019 at 10:35:45 AM

I counter the aging by every so often taking a sip from my flask, which is filled with water from the Fountain of Youth to the point that I'm actually two months younger when I reach the top.

On the 81st floor Godzilla is stomping around, somehow you can tell that the door to the next floor is in one of his teeth.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 13th 2019 at 7:36:29 PM

Siegfried1337 Well, what is it!? from Ashina Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Well, what is it!?
Feb 13th 2019 at 11:29:21 AM

I weaponize the tooth against him. It somehow works.

The 82nd floor has an ongoing figurative and literal Flame War.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 13th 2019 at 3:32:39 PM

Put on a flame-retardant suit and some noise-cancelling headphones. Evidently, you can't do much to stop it, or else you'll become involved in it.

Floor 83 holds a much greater danger: a toxic fanbase, that somehow ooze hydrochloric acid, and their reptilian master to control them all.

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 13th 2019 at 10:52:39 PM

I summon a bunch of moderators armed with pH bases and a herpetologist to defeat them.

The next floor is an ice level, and the stairs up are located one mile from the entrance. Also, the floor is slippery and a polar bear is chasing you.

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 14th 2019 at 12:53:58 AM

I go back to the 82nd floor after putting on the suit and headphones back on and trick the flamers into coming after me. The literal flames will eventually melt the ice and with that many other targets the polar bear ends up ignoring me.

The 85th floor has every single bad fanfic ever written and the only way to open the door is by one person reading all of them.

Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 16th 2019 at 3:04:18 PM

I advertise them and shill them on public forums to such an extent that they are now regarded as the legendary "F.A.R.T Fics (F**king awful ret***ed texts)" and the Internet Historian has to do a reading of them all since people liked his "My Immortal" readings.

On the 86th floor is a Mary Sue happily married of 10 years to a Garys tu but they still look young and fit (in fact even better when they first married) and they now can invoke the power of love.

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 16th 2019 at 3:30:30 PM

I simply use the power of hate.

Floor 87 is home to Candle Jack, and he's gonna kiSigh. I'm Candle Jack, and that's it. No kidnappings here.

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
kenneth_the_page Time Lord / Student Researcher from Tracy's dressing room Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Time Lord / Student Researcher
Feb 16th 2019 at 7:00:42 PM

Well the clear way to defeat Candle Jack is to go arouI am not Candle Jack, forget whatever you think you may have heard. I will wear the skin of whomever I didn't kidnap and continue their ascent up the tower.

Floor 88 is covered in lego blocks, toy cars and thumb tacks. It is also home to a kindly Japanese lady that insists you take your shoes off at the door.

Edited by kenneth_the_page on Feb 16th 2019 at 10:01:52 AM

Science is my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 16th 2019 at 7:02:30 PM

I donít and walk across. Because common sense.

The 89th floor is filled with spears. Even slightly touching one will cause them all to impale you.

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 20th 2019 at 12:15:00 AM

I throw in one of the cabbages from the safety of the 88th floor and wait until all the spears have impaled it.

On the 90th floor there is a pool of acid with the key to the next floor resting at the bottom, while the key isn't affected the acid is strong enough to kill any human that jumps into it. Oh and the cabbages refuse to help you in any way after the last floor.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 20th 2019 at 9:29:33 PM

ArmoredFury Darkest Frontline from a descent to misery
Darkest Frontline
Feb 20th 2019 at 6:50:09 AM

I dump a literal truckload of baking soda. Several, perhaps. By the time the last truck leaves the acid should be completely neutralized, or at least isn't corrosive enough to completely dissolve my body on touch. Chemistry, ho!

The 91st floor is a large square-shaped arena with a wooden table in the middle. On the table is a chess board with the pieces set, along with a timer. Mike Tyson and Garry Kasparov performs a Fusion Dance as you enter. The resulting being, Tyserov, challenges you to compete in the ancient and most sacred sport of chessboxing, with the prize being the key to the next floor.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Feb 20th 2019 at 9:52:19 PM

Armored Fury's resolve is tested...
AzurePaladin The Blue Knight from The Feywild Relationship Status: Mu
The Blue Knight
Feb 20th 2019 at 7:59:39 AM

I break the chessboard over his head, and take the key off of him while he has his unexpected nap.

The 92nd floor is a door locked by a computer system, with the password to unlock it hidden in the piles and piles of microfilm sitting nearby. The only other thing in this concrete room is a computer and reader for the microfilm.

Edited by AzurePaladin on Feb 20th 2019 at 11:01:10 AM

She/Her Pronouns
Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 21st 2019 at 11:05:01 AM

...I just do it. I mean by the end my eyes have started to look like a 1500 year old asshole but whatever.

On the 93rd floor is a Dragon made out of depleted uranium. while this may or may not result in in dying you notice a sign saying "This Dragon can invoke the Power of Ass Pull and techno babble at any given time proceed with caution"

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
Skunkbrains Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Feb 24th 2019 at 10:38:42 PM

bump

Burritos are the most convenient and delicious food in the universe. Change my mind.
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Feb 24th 2019 at 10:41:16 PM

It doesnít result in me dying and the dragon doesnít use that. He knows someone will get through because thatís how this game works, so he doesnít bother to stop me.

The 94th floorís exit is directly opposite its entrance. However, itís so high on the wall, the top of the door frame touches the ceiling and the bottom is anout ten feet off the ground. There is nothing in the room to stand on and the walls are too smooth to climb.

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Feb 26th 2019 at 1:10:10 PM

I pull out my grappling gun and have it pull me up.

On the 95th floor you have to face your evil clone who has all your skills and tools including their own army off ninja's and cabbages

AzurePaladin The Blue Knight from The Feywild Relationship Status: Mu
The Blue Knight
Feb 26th 2019 at 2:50:09 PM

Unfortunately for her, I had the element of surprise.

Her army, as it turns out, is useless when she can't find you.

After sneaking past and avoiding a fight, the 96th floor has a puzzle in the center of the room, like one of those puzzle boxes. A sign next to it proclaims that solving it requires the use of the fourth dimension.

She/Her Pronouns
AzurePaladin The Blue Knight from The Feywild Relationship Status: Mu
The Blue Knight
Mar 2nd 2019 at 8:46:56 AM

(Let's bump this...We're SO CLOSE!!!)

She/Her Pronouns
Emperor_Ing from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Mar 2nd 2019 at 9:20:17 AM

I cheat by using the fifth dimension instead.

On the 97th floor, there are a bunch of metal parts scattered around the room. A sign in front of the exit says "make a religion out of this to pass".

"Horrible bastard flies" -Thel, on Primal Aspids
SimpleSeer Superweapon of the Ancient Past from Something, Somewhere Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Superweapon of the Ancient Past
Mar 2nd 2019 at 9:40:56 AM

I simply make a religious symbol out of them. Hey, the sign never said I would need to make a new one.

The 98th floor is segmented in rows which constantly rotate clockwise , some horizontally, others vertically, is constantly shaking like an earthquake and has winds that are as strong as a tornado. The exit is simply at the other side.

In a Laboratory of Relics lies a super weapon from a civilisation that once ruled the Earth.

Total posts: 106
Top