Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Battle Music: Dicey Dungeons -- Step Right Up

• Night 4 (alt link)
  • These dinoponies are better than that bitch called "Angela".
  • Like the Second Sister, Hakoda blindfolds himself with two eyepatches. Let's see who can do their literal blind run better!
  • It's not a real bird that that kitty hunted for, but it'll do!
  • According to Mr. Sutton, these alignment-detecting spells/devices tend to be faulty, but a broken clock is right twice a day!
  • You know who else is from Hell besides that cup noodles? (Lady Luck makes a Slasher Smile.)    YOU.   
  • Dhurke continues going mad with power and brews a potion out of literal Brain Bleach and Nightmare Fuel. He drinks it and transforms into a mindless eldritch horror!
  • Alex blames all the misery he's had here (and also Hakoda chasing him) on Deep Six. But of course, it's one of those tactics that make you feel "better" about yourself!
  • Sonic.RAW should've known better than to play Giant Jenga with a tiny robot!
  • Team Rocket orders their Meowth to use Hyper Voice at Kiyuki and the Third Sister! And yes, all Meowths can learn this move by TR.
  • A good villain must be resourceful, so Trevelyan goes mining for materials to build a new GoldenEye satellite! But suddenly, the ground shakes violently, but he quickly escapes the cave-in!
  • The Black Eagles and co. go on an evening road trip with Requital after finishing that giant snowman, but they troll him by turning on the inner car light for a second!
  • So... there's someone here that you want to kill? But you just did...
  • The Wooloo acts normal for once by giving Geno Breaker the Try Not to Laugh Challenge! I'll join this one if you don't mind! (Lady Luck watches as the video gets increasingly funnier, but she loses it halfway through.) Okay, you win this one, Geno!
• Day 5 (alt link)
  • Looks like the staff forgot to fix that hole in the Forcefield made by that alien, so that moon crash is a real threat! But an unlikely hero steps up to whack it away with a tennis racket, and it's... Trevelyan?!
  • Out of the four tributes being interrogated, only Sonic.RAW was the actual witness to Proto Man's death...
  • Hey, if you could stop repeatedly saying your name and start talking like that Meowth over there, that would be greatly appreciated!
  • The Wooloo discards the gun it used to kill Turbo Mecha Sonic... and pulls out a blunderbuss? From its pants??? It was wearing them under its wool all this time?!
  • Which is more disgusting: Geno's pineapple pizza or the tributes who ordered it... and Geno itself?
  • A bunch of humans disguise themselves as glowing kitties to raid its camp for that Woody Woodpecker plush and McRibs!
  • Dhurke takes a nap after his transformation, but his more monstrous dream self escapes his dream and kills him! Remember folks, be careful with your meds before bed!
  • The dinoponies stand on the glitchy wake of the "Dead Savers" and roar at the sky!
• Deaths (alt link): Proto Man and Dhurke

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 26th 2022 at 5:05:56 PM

Looks like Dhurke's power hunger has finally come back to bite him. RIP

Battle Music: Dicey Dungeons -- Lifeline

• Night 5 (alt link)
  • Well, at least they got his pointy nose right!
  • So does that mean that this glowing kitty is... I can't believe I'm saying this... Catniss Everdeen? (Lady Luck tries not to laugh at her pun... but hilariously fails.)
  • Geno Breaker finds a matchstick and lights it... but it ignites the thermite it snorted up several days back! KABOOM! KAPOW!
  • Mephisto and the Third Sister finally corner that feral duck, but just before they could fight, Deep Six spins around because it wants to join in on the beating!
  • Shego snarks at Miyuki... as if she's gonna follow a chibi high schooler's orders!
  • Hakoda briefly peeks under his eyepatches to insult Jean-Michel's poop-shaped hairstyle! Too bad there's no more Rebeca to give you a makeover! Hahahaha!
  • Trevelyan tries resurrecting the "Dead Savers", but goes mad from corruption midway and kills himself over it!
  • (Lady Luck watches Requital see an apparition of Sonic.RAW, but when she turns to see the other tributes... she just stares at the unthinkable as her heart pounds to the rhythm of the battle music. After being forced by the eldritch Wooloo to kill the Black Eagles, among many other death events, Lady Luck hobbles back to her hosting box and catches her breath.)
    So that's what the fabled "timewrecking" looks like... That's DEFINITELY gonna leave a mark on EVERYONE watching... but the show must go on!
• Day 6 (alt link)
  • The souls of the Black Eagles and co. haunt the eldritch Wooloo's camp as revenge for its timewrecking!
  • But what are the chances of that prophecy actually coming true?
  • Catniss shoots Santa with an arrow, Shego blasts him with her energy balls, while the feral Quaxly... um... uses a Water-type move? To whoever nominated this Pokémon, couldn't you just have waited until its Pokédex data has been completed?
  • Like Rebeca, Miyuki makes the questionable decision of releasing Requital from being sealed by Mephisto, but this time the fox escapes unharmed!
  • The yetis play it cool and throw ice shards at Angela before stomping her to death!
  • Looks like Team Rocket's not blasting off for now...
  • I mean, Kasli's got that staff to magic away anything she hates...
  • Wait a minute... isn't this Sonic one of the edgy AU versions?
  • Deep Six tries a new attack on the Second Sister, but she locates her riot shield while blindfolded and somehow tanks all the bullets!
• Deaths (alt link): Geno Breaker, Trevelyan, Black Eagles and co. (as one tribute), and Angela

Feast is next...

Ignore Requit dismissing the Sonic.RAW whatever- FRIGGIN WOOLOO

HOLY COW

WOAH WOOLOO WHAT-

My rooted tribute might be dead, but after reading this update, I have someone to root for again

Edited by Justkong033 on Jun 26th 2022 at 10:20:58 PM

It finally happened...

After more than two years, it finally happened again...

WOOLOO

B R U H

Goddamn

Wooloo villain arc

What's up with 9k1's sheep tributes almost always going full-on murderously evil?

How did Wooloo get to be evil like that?

Weeeelp...

Poor Wooloo

I assume each member of the big Black Eagles team was subject to individual fatal events to save time. Who knew a sheep could be so cruel?

Holy shit, Wooloo...

Welp, the Third V Incident is here, everyone.

After my own guys died long before all I gotta say is... wow.

Final Battle Music: Dicey Dungeons -- Elimination Round

• Night 6 (alt link)
  • As Kasli dies, she tells the Third Sister to pardon her fellow Inquisitor for shooting her, and she obeys.
  • Jean-Michel slowly builds up speed until the next morning. We'll check back with him later, 'cause there are other tributes I wanna commentate on!
  • Unlike me, Mephisto dislikes the Catniss pun, so he drops a literal rimshot on her!
  • That eldritch Wooloo is still on a roll! Requit, despite being trolled by the Black Eagles, tries exacting revenge on her, but she uses the same Ban Hammer she used on them to digitally smash him to pieces!
  • After hearing about the horror that its fellow Pokémon did, the feral Quaxly steps up to become the (villain) protagonist of the season! I mean, that Wooloo went out of its way to make its murder of the Black Eagles untraceable, but even then, it's still very hard to do so completely.
  • Just when Team Rocket removed the explosives off their hands, Alex blasts them with it! But they don't actually blast off yet, they just get blinded for a while!
  • Been a while since our last boxing match! But I doubt if Shego accidentally destroyed that bot in the fight!
  • Hakoda, while still wearing his eyepatches, sneaks up on Sonic.RAW and still lands a punch in the face!
  • Miyuki gets stuck together with the dinoponies... but she manages to melt the superglue by crying! Just what kind of material was it made of to be soluble in tears?
• Feast (alt link)
  • To make up for his lack of Waterbending, Hakoda gains the ability to Foodbend instead!
  • As long as the entire state of Florida's not pineapple on pizza, .RAW!
  • Miyuki, still stressed from being stuck with the dinoponies, overdoses on magic mushrooms until she turns into one herself!
  • Even the Third Sister has had enough of this timewrecking and decides to take matters into her own hands! She makes a veggie burger and taints it with shark poison potent enough to kill eldritch horrors, and leaves it out for the unsuspecting Wooloo. But Jean-Michel immediately notices the trap thanks to his Super-Speed and musters his courage to warn her of it, believing that she might redeem herself despite everything... but she doesn't listen and bites into it! Serves her right for poisoning the Black Eagles' burgers the same!
  • OHHHHH MY! Are these villains blind?! Well, the Second Sister still is blindfolded as we speak! Either way, how could you two mistake the dinoponies for Bale and Mephisto for George, Kayla, or even Billy himself?
  • And just after being too late to stop that Wooloo, the Quaxly gets mauled by a herd of Mega Lopunnies!
  • And amidst these chaos, Team Rocket fumble around blindly and miss the Feast! A "happy" accident, I'd say!
• Day 7 (alt link)
  • Now this theme's a real banger!
  • To de-stress herself from putting an end to the Timewrecking Sheep, the Third Sister pulls a prank on Team Rocket!
  • Welp... I have the same sentiments, .RAW, but Jean-Michel's such a hypocrite! But don't worry, everyone, that was just a hilariously failed attempt to copy that Wooloo's feat, as all that Jean-Michel did... was give the Second Sister only one painful death!^OOCWhile this event was suggested after the original timewrecking, Jake didn't intend for it to be one, but rather a standard There Is No Kill Like Overkill event.
  • Hakoda puts his new Foodbending skills to the test... by playing Cooking Mama?
  • Does he even have any powers to begin with?
• Deaths (alt link): Kasli, Catniss Glowing Kitty, Requital, Deep Six, Miyuki, Wooloo, the Hybrid Dinos, Mephisto, Quaxly, and the Second Sister

And here we are... approaching the final stretch! With this season's Big Bad gone for good, let's see who among the last seven tributes shall take the chance to spin my Wheel of "Fortune" at the end!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 24th 2024 at 12:03:44 AM

C'mon Hakoda, you got this.

Oof, I'm out

And damn at the other events

Welp. At least .RAW doesn't have to worry about the crazed fox coming down hot on his tail (or lack thereof, maybe)

"ALEX THE LION????? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE IN THE HUNGER GAMES?????"

Well, even though Trilla got fatally worfed just as she started upping her game at killing, at least Reva got to take out the evil sheep.

Speaking of Reva, shouldn't Wooloo count as her kill and not Jean-Michel's, seeing as she poisoned the burger and all?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jun 27th 2022 at 12:28:39 PM

Fixed. I guess I was hungry while writing the Feast.