Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

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REBOOT SEASON 213: HOW MANY EASTER EGGS CAN YOU FIND IN THE ARENA?

THE REAPING (postimg / imgur◊)

• Our standard 48 tributes are lined up. Who will take home the grand prize, which is not dying? Don't touch that dial, tropers!

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• FIRST EVENT FIRST DEATH!!! All the characters from every Kingdom Hearts game ever come out of nowhere lightning fast and dragon kick Chuck Tohru's ass into the milky way.
  • Commiserations for Owen23. No one should get First Event First Death'd like that.
• The Cornucopia looks a bit too much like Lavos, don't you agree?
• Click agrees.
• BEEG!
• Zendaya is about to experience the horrors of Hunger and Games firsthand.
• The sheer novelty of one hundred giant Kennys is enough to make the audience go "d'awwwwww".
• Death #2 goes to Wickerbottom, who gets ARROWED by Chrobin.
• At the same time, Lightning and Hope quickly kill off GSU. RIP.
• Amy emerges from a creepy old statue for some reason and fights Honor as though it were the PvP experience For Honor.
• Welcome to Zombo I mean Zaganaga com.
• DARTH JAR JAR?!?!?!?! RIP hope.
• Kirito also thinks the Cornucopia looks a bit too much like Lavos.
• Jotaro doesn't even know what a Lavos is, but gets the hint anyways and runs.
• I'm surprised this event is still here. I love me some good old skeletons spooking tributes out of hiding.
• Shed.
  • The man in the forum games nods his head.
• CAC KOs Little Mac in one punch. Buff Little Mac... even though there's not gonna be any more updates to Smash Ultimate.
• Crabzilla is offering free CD Keys? How will that even work in the Arena?
• Maria thinks Lavos looks a bit too much like the Cornucopia...
• Yes. Bonzibuddy Plush is always ready to kill.
• Riou runs.
• A hyuck!
• Morgan runs, and needs to level up some more.
• Sans Kenny makes a tactical ninja retreat to get away from the chaos.
• Darn tootin', Prairie.
• Mikoto doesn't run away from the Lavos-Cornucopia, and gets a weapon for her trouble.
• Nintendo, Dudley, A Vulnerability Up stack and Rando have a temporary alliance over supplies. But given the nature of the Games, how long do you think that'll last?
• The Sheriff has seen some Madness before. This'll be a walk in the park.
• Call Girl runs away from the chaos as well.
• Konata scores an early kill on Primo Geovishap, despite being underleveled.
• Ranma runs.
• Minna-Dietlinde retreats as well.
• J A C K - I S - B A C K
• I KNEW IT I KNEW THAT LAVOS-CORNUCOPIA WAS UP TO SOMETHING RIP DILLON
• moon knight is back too
• Reyson stays at the Cornucopia, possibly to loot Dillon's corpse.
• Everyone else, and by everyone else I mean Manhandla, runs from the Cornucopia...thing, whatever it is.

DAY ONE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Nintendo finds a shirt, and now has one piece of Honor's gear.
• Kirito taps into his gamer tendencies, which he has to in order to survive this simulation. How OP do you think he'll become?
• Ohhhh and that's not good for Manhandla, as Prairie shoots the flower.
• But who could possibly have an underground shelter in the Arena? WHO'S PAYING THE BIG BUCKS HERE?!
  • My guess is either Lavos or all of the KH Characters. Better not be the 100 Kennys.
• Chrom and Robin taunt dance at the grave of Little Mac. Jerks.
• Jotaro points a finger at Kirbysaurus and vows to take the big guy down.
• The Presidents have a lot of time on their hands to agree to this.
• That neck pillow has Hamon conducting properties, I think.
• You can't mess up this drawing of Fuegoofy. It's not possible.
• Zaganaga can't bother with names today.
• Wendy can't really play poker yet.
• Talk about making those ants vulnerable!
• The Sheriff executes Maria, yelling at her, "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!"
• Hmmm. What would that combination look like?
• Lavos up to no good, this time teaching the 100 Kennys everything they need to know about ending the world. As if they're not already with enough boons!
• lmao this is a perfect event for Scorb CAC.
• That's right, Ranma. True strength comes from within!
• uh you okay Beeg
• Moon Knight frees Crabzilla, who goes on to wreak crab havoc.
• Lightning and Hope go animal hunting. This will be a long XP grind...
• Oh frick. The alliance didn't last long, as Rando betrays Dudley.
• Amy is in Hunger Games jail for some reason.
• Are all the members of Peterpan sharing one 3DS, or do they each have their own?
• DARTH JAR JAR laughs at Morgan with the long hair. Definitely not a candidate for Sith apprenticeship.
• Jack is back to shoot some ghosts.
• wait what? How does this even work? Who is the "mother" here? Which one of the staff for the KH games even?
• Coming soon, the (Ranma 1/2 vs.) Marvel vs. Lucky Star fanfiction in which Konata becomes host of the Phoenix Force and subsequently OP. Man the power stacking on some of these tributes... man.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Tohru, Wickerbottom, GSU, A Prayer of Hope, Little Mac, Primo Geovishap, Dillon, Manhandla, Maria, Dudley

38 tributes remaining.

NEXT (DOUBLE?) UPDATE IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, unspecified due to circumstances involving stuff I gotta do for Easter season IRL.

Edited by Mk_97 on May 26th 2022 at 4:56:15 AM

Aw, what? Tohru's dead already? No...

Looks like we've reenacted the death of a certain frog last season.

Jar Jar killed hope. So what else is new.

A bit too late to be learning to kill dragons wouldn't you say, Kirito?

oh no

i can't believe jar jar killed hope this quickly

rip in pepperonis hope

[Endwalker spoiler] Meteion was definitely glad to see that

Why is it that my favorite tributes always die immediately?

Edited by Bluethorn on Apr 15th 2022 at 11:59:28 AM

Oof for Wickerbottom, Geovishap and Tohru for bloodbath death. Two of them are my rooting tributes.

But good job Prairie for your first kill in HGS. As expected of you.

Edited by Justkong033 on Apr 17th 2022 at 2:24:58 AM

Sans!Kenny Omega doing a Naruto run, tho.

Wait... CAC mistook Little Mac for... himself? Or one of his alter egos?

OH YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GSU'S DOWN ALREADY

Well, i guess Tohru died before she could do anything..

Change of plans mean an update's come here sooner than I expected!

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NIGHT ONE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Jack is on his back, sleeping after a productive day of trying to see if his opponents are ghosts.
• Now here's a fascinating group tacking a high level raid, with the added power of rock and roll!
• Zaganaga... uh oh. Zaganaga is pissed.
• All of the KH Characters shift timelines to make the threads of time even more convoluted!
• Mikoto swan dives and pushes Riou away from the Sheriff's gun aim.
• Big the Cat tranquilizes Wendy, and then trades secret spy secrets with Honor.
• Status change feels a change happening to their camp, for better or for worse.
• Happy Easter, everybody.
• Phoenix Konata somehow becomes a lawyer (I guess that would make her Naruhodo Konata?) and attempts to bust Fuegoofy out of Hunger Games Jail. Somehow, Amy's become a judge despite her previous sentence. Feeling compassion for Fuegoofy, she finds him not guilty. EDIT: nvm I read it wrong. RIP Naruhodo Konata. It’s now Fuegoofy’s dark descent into corrupt lawyerdom.
• Sans Kenny and Zendaya Kujo take a break and watch the night sky.
• Jotaro, the LAST SURVIVOR. Or is he?
• CAC accidentally takes the blue pill, the story ends, he wakes up in his bed and believes whatever he wants to believe.
• Darth Jar Jar sends Nintendo some of the freshest sea creatures from Naboo's waters. (Hopefully not the bodies of other sentient amphibians like Jar Jar.)
• YOU CAN FLY!!! get it because the band used to be called Peterpan and-
• Kirito Fus Ro Dahs what Moontendon't.
• Reyson takes a break and watches the night sky, now filled with fireworks.
• Crabzilla knows that the fireworks are made of whatever crabs Darth Jar Jar decided to slay.
• Kirbysaurus takes the big haul, barely beating out Bonzi and Lavos.
• Ranma skewers the Lavos-Cornucopia, possibly ending its threat once and for all.
• Wait, so, like, you both share one toilet?
• Frank builds a boat, perhaps to finally get outta this freaking place.

DAY TWO (postimg / imgur◊)

• Fuegoofy burninates the metal Kirbosaurus to the ground, combination Firaga + Blast Burn + Agidyne.
• Prairie gets a gift from Konata. D'awww.
• This reminds me of the time where I was young and thought writing the name of a PS1 game on a blank CD and putting said blank CD into my PS1 would manifest the game. It was very fleeting.
• Kirito gets a side job as one of Zendaya's acupuncturists.
• Honor gets turned into one of them goons.
• A camera-tripod setup somehow manages to scale a building, but Lavos is not one to be outdone. But wait, how do you fit a Lavos into a jet fighter?
• Happy Easter, Morgan.
• The status change makes a kitbash of Click and their epic last stand against Lavos.
• Amy learns not to smoke the reefer, especially during the Hunger Games.
• Zaganaga, you sick fuck.
• The Peterpan guys become mermen, with Sans Kenny chasing after them, turning into a skele-merman???
• This is actually a very dangerous snowball fight. Like I have no idea what Mikoto would bring to this but Darth Jar Jar and Chrom and Robin are actually tryharding and probably intentionally injuring each other.
• Jack wonders where his boots went.
• Frank bowls over Moon Knight.
• Shadow Riou over here with the civics lesson.
• Sadly, not even Jotaro (and his Stand) are powerful enough to survive Call Girl with all of her Infinity Stones! Guess he's not the Last Survivor after all. and what is up with these Kennys even
• So many pommels... so many blades. Minna-Dietlinde does a little magic and dodges everything.
• Lightning and Hope are sent a C&D by Nintendo, and decide to discontinue making whatever fan game they were making.
• OHOHOHOHO! Looks like Big the Cat managed to pull off a BEEG bluff against Crabzilla. I respect that.
• That's one way to uninstall a Bonzi plush!
• The Sheriff's idea of fishing for compliments is similar to shooting fish in water, expect it's just shooting anything that moves, not limited to tributes.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Scorbunny!CAC, Kirbysaurus, Click, Jotaro, Crabzilla, Bonzibuddy Plush

32 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 7 - 10 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 16th 2022 at 7:39:51 AM

Chrom using a clarinet as a toilet plunger is entirely in-character. And good on Morgan for slaying monsters and getting chocolate

Sans!Kenny Omega is also... a merman?

Both Dudley and me are now dead. And I didn't even need someone outing me as a shapeshifter to go crazy as of Day 1.

Update.

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NIGHT TWO (postimg / imgur◊)

• Konata and Riou go wave racing!
• Welp I guess Moon Knight never recovered from being turned into a buncha bowling pins. RIP.
• With Jotaro out of the way, only Zendaya remains.
• Fuegoofy YEAHHHHH-HOOHOOHOOEYs down the stairs. I guess he couldn't wait to play all those video games, huh?
• See, now this is some shades of grey and black right here. Y'all thought you could break Darth Jar Jar and Lavos, and maybe you did, but you also got Chrom and Robin in the Crossfire. What kind of monsters will all of you become...?
• Amy makes an alliance with Zaganaga. It's the AZ Alliance!
• Rando does bad karaoke and is told to get off the stage.
• So I guess every KH character is playing the same game... on the N64? One of them gets the idea to tilt the cartridge and suddenly Mikoto GET DOWN YURERU MAWARU FURERU SETSUNAAAAAAIIIII KIMOCHI, FUTARI DE ISSHO NI NEMURU HUNGER GAMES
• Hopefully Wendy isn't actually drunk.
• Nintendo tells a very off-color and unwholesome joke to Prairie.
  • Morgan gets bored trying to watch the Nintendo rep continually trip over themselves botching the joke,
    • so he decides instead to watch the status change watch corns.
• Frank's attempt to bury his sins goes awry.
• The Kennys love Big, but Big is not here for that.
• Lightning and Hope with the bucket they got from Home Depot.
• Sans Kenny finally goes on an adventure that ends in his death, then resurrection as a perpetual debtor for a galactic salt mine.

DAY THREE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Phoenix Konata is gonna burn this whole earth, gonna turn this land into one spicy meatball.
• No description needed. They will keep on fighting 'til the end. [GUITAR SOLO]
• Julian and Lena do one of those things that Nintendo joked about.
• OH CRAP, AND CALL GIRL MANAGES TO HEEL DROP PAST ALL OF SANS KENNY OMEGA'S GASTERBLASTERS AND CROYT'S WRATH!!! HOW WILL KENNY GET OUTTA THIS ONE, YOU BASTARDS???
• Fuegoofy Goofman, professional part-time criminal, burninator and lawyer, fails to find anything online to blackmail Reyson with.
• The Sheriff has the resources to mass build. Wonder if they've got the really big bucks...
• Kirito, Chrom, Robin and Nintendo go monster hunting... but end up going monster discovering instead.
• Rando kills one other member of the former alliance, this time A Vulnerability Up stack. Only one left.
• Hey, don't diss Big like that.
• Ranma bungles colossally.
• Coming soon to a toy fair near you, the events of Reboot Season 213 for you to re-enact!
• Jack's hunt for ghosts takes a ghastly turn.
• Zaganaga gets taken to the fish tank.
  • Intended to be a non-fatal event btw
• Introducing Mikoto from Mars.
• Amy is granted an earth boon. Guess the power of Rock but not Roll finally caught up to her?
• And Riou? Riou is granted insufferability.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg imgur◊) Moon Knight, A Vulnerability Up stack, Ranma

29 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 12 - 24 HOURS! I will be attending to IRL Easter stuff. Until then!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 16th 2022 at 11:22:59 AM

Welp, I'm out in the last update. And here I thought all those Kennys would be Thanos'd. Also, Kirbysaurus was killed for leaking KH4 and Pokemon SV.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 17th 2022 at 2:02:30 AM

Apparently Morgan just has the most massive backup band in the world.

Jar-Jar continues his quest to destroy hope.

Hey, I've got a joke for you. How many Kingdom Hearts characters does it take to change a game cartridge?

All of them, Sora and Xehanort.

Fortunately, the fishes restrained Zaganaga because it was pissed.

So while Sans!Kenny continues going on wacky adventures, Zendaya Kujo is just kinda vibing and not Ora'ing anybody.

Easter double update!

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NIGHT THREE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Chrom is holding one slice, Robin the other.
• Where did Mikoto get all them big bucks? WHO KEEPS SUPPLYING THE TRIBUTES WITH THE BIG BUCKS AROUND HERE
• Honor rides off into the sunset... wait, no that's the Arena forcefield! Get back here!
• Blinded by love, maybe?
• Morgan is playing a From Software game. That's the only acceptable reason.
• Prairie and Reyson have no plans to Cookie Clicker-fy the entire Arena right now.
• Wendy finds an abandoned Wendy's while on patrol.
• Blunder of the century, Nintendo. You messed up.
• Fuegoofy Goofman and Phoenix Konata (formerly Naruhodo Konata) settle their rivalry with a shopping cart race.
• Lavos casts an area attack, piercing Zaganaga, Darth Jar Jar and Death Deeler Jack.
• Amy's rock-powered slingshot singlehandedly trashes The Sheriff's base of operations.
• Rando... what would Rando even marry? A Super Famicon? A PlayStation 1?
• Okay Peterpan is definitely bluffing here. Definitely.
• Big picks up on Sans Kenny and Kirito's pre-match banter.
• Zendaya somehow shoots all 100 Kennies at once and gives them the KILLER BEES treatment.
• A weapon to surpass Metal Gear the (Chi)-Blade... an Oil Knife!

DAY FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• No shut up simulation that is a Yoshi egg. You can't tell me that isn't a Yoshi egg, I SEE THE SPOTS.
• Riou's gotta get used to these newfangled autombiles.
• Amy goes full Andross with her rock and earth powers.
• One Kenny tries to appease 100.
• Kirito saw Zaganaga kill all those fish in the tank. Zaganaga has all the dirt on Kirito, forcing Kirito to approach different.
• Rando doesn't finish betraying the alliance, and somehow ends up in Heaven. Somehow.
• Julian and Lena are hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell, I excel, then prevail / The mic is contracted, I attract clientele...
• Konata also has the big bucks and somehow manages to attain complete ownership of the Danganronpa Rebirth Voices fanwork.
• Jack is back in the fast food business, independent from his Death Deelers side hustle. (Shoulda called it Jack in the Bell.)
• FREE LAUNCH!!!
• Frank is about to step out in style.
• Big cries.
• So Peterpan... may or may not be scorpions?
• Intense development! Lavos attempts to eviscerate the entire KH Crew... but somehow gives them cool metal powers instead.
• Chrobin welcome their new friend Zendaya to the jam.
• NOTE: This event is fictional. Wendy denies these events ever happening to her, and protests repeatedly to no effect.
• Fuegoofy Goofman starts out his day hearing the above song, somehow combined with the rip Chrom and Robin made from Zendaya Kujo's source material, and burninates the ensuing subtitles.
• Darth Jar Jar will now only say "Darth Jar Jar", or "Darth Jar Jar Binks". That's all he can say.
• Morgan decides to win the games for Rando, despite Rando's unsavory motives.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Rando

28 tributes remaining.

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NIGHT FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• Morgan has finally leveled up enough to hit the big bell!
• The Kennys conspire to poison Mikoto, but that somehow backfires.
• Lazy day for Konata.
• This Gummi Ship revamp is very Touhou-esque. Somehow the entire cast is balancing on top of Reyson's back! The ensuing overkill overkills Nintendo and Wendy.
• Frank discusses with The Sheriff, Lightning and Hope on how to advance scientific progress in Panem.
• Big and Zaganaga get into a pointless compression argument.
• Lavos is also a makeup artist! Kirito loves it, despite the protests of Amy, Julian and Lena.
• Jack is going to zap you with his defib unit whether you like it or not. CLEAR!
• "No. Mary Jane killed Gwen Stacy." "DARTH JAR JAR! DARTH JAR JAR!!! (That's not true, that's impossible!!!)"
  • "Oh sorry I meant MJ, not Mary Jane."
• Prairie optimizes her build.
• Riou saves the Peterpan guys from the brink of death.
• Fuegoofy accidentally goofs while trying to take a picture of Honor.
• Sans Kenny needs to walk around more, alleviate that cooped-up-in-the-hiding-place fever.

DAY FIVE (postimg / imgur◊)

• A battle of the bands. Darth Jar Jar, Lavos, Lightning and Hope versus Jack, Minna-Dietlinde and Kirito. I think it's a close one.
• Riou commits money theft because the KH Crew is too rich and Riou needs the big bucks too.
• Morgan spends time with Mikoto in the science museum. Wait, what, really? There's a science museum?!
• Sans Kenny once again comes to the aid of the 100 Kennys by protecting them from wannabe Tracker Jackers.
• Honor is now in last place despite not being in last place.
• Oh no! Zaganaga jumps off a bridge. Peterpan attempts to fly but also dies after jumping. Zendaya Kujo refuses to join.
• What's a sad stick?
• Okay, now maybe The Sheriff could've been Riou's driving teacher.
• Big is hungry for pancakes, probably.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Nintendo, Call Girl, Zaganaga, Peterpan

24 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 16 - 18 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 18th 2022 at 6:23:09 AM

Lavos can play music? Interesting. I think they also won because of their scream, it's the perfect Metal Scream.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Apr 17th 2022 at 9:59:34 AM

I returned to this forum late and my only tribute died in the bloodbath. Just my luck.

It's no wonder Morgan hit that Bell game. You gotta cripple them in Awakening for them not to be straight-up broken in some way and that's only via specific routes

Sans!Kenny befriending the 100 Kennies, tho.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 17th 2022 at 9:23:53 AM

Back to single updates now, at least until the top 24 become the not 24.

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NIGHT FIVE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Riou investigates the disappearance of Peterpan, but doesn't find any leads.
• Honor and Morgan die of thirst. RIP.
• OH CRAP YET AGAIN!!! SANS KENNY WITH THE CHAOS CONTROL OUTTA NOWHERE TO DODGE DARTH JAR JAR'S BULLET HELL!!!
• Uh oh. Phoenix Konata shouldn't have attempted to make Lavos insignificant.
• One eyepatch for each person!
• Reyson vs. Frank, a close battle.
• A big-ass dungeon crawl. That is, the number of individuals partaking, and the size of the dungeon.
• In addition to being an acupuncturist, Kirito is also an exorcist. Tonight he is exorcising the spirits of the dead KILLER BEES in the 100 Kennys.
• PRAIRIE FEEL ASLEEP!!!
• Mikoto caught with the contraband!
• BIG NO

DAY SIX (postimg / imgur◊)

• Fuegoofy Goofman goes further down the dark path of corrupt lawyerness and kills his co-workers Julian and Lena. He then silences The Sheriff to make sure his deeds, and The Sheriff's, are not exposed.
• Dog poop is a very serious issue in the Arena. Please make sure to pick up the doggy waste so that no tribute accidentally slips and falls. Thank you for keeping the Arena clean!
• I can't believe Riou would do this. Tropers, President Snow is dead. Again. As is President Coin.
• Darth Jar Jar can't resist some suspicious food, and shrinks into normal(?) plushie size.
• Sawing through two people at once! That's one way for a magician to make things interesting.
• Chaos-powered Sans Kennytale and OP Kirito of the Skyrim Art Online tag team. Suddenly, Sans Kenny and Kirito face heel turn against the Kennys! The 100 Kennys flee to safety while Chrom and Robin do their best to hold the new tag team off.
• Jack kills Frank and reaps the monetary bounty.
• Zendaya Kujo points her finger at Lavos menacingly and vows to strike it down.
• lmao this new KH is actually run on Unity and everyone's T-posing with lightsabers and DARTH SIDIOUS CONFIRMED FOR SECRET BOSS FIGHT

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Honor, Morgan, Julian and Lena, The Sheriff, Frank

19 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 8 - 12 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 18th 2022 at 10:52:28 AM