Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

At this point, the Flame Emperor's obsession with steamed hams has GOT to be one of the best Running Gags of recent times

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 1st 2021 at 8:50:22 PM

Lol get out there and do stuff Chan XD

Chill out Orchid, the game has just started.

Twilight: You do realize that you'll be punished for staying on your podium for too long, right? (yeets rock at Bang Chan)

And RINP (Rest In Not Peace) Vernon, no one's gonna miss you, while a dumpster fire with Mettaton's legs?!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 1st 2021 at 10:47:12 PM

That's the third time in a row! Guess it's my fate to die on the first update now...

Goku Black saying the Navy Seals Copypasta, tho.

Let's get going.

Battle Music: Doopliss Battle - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

NIGHT 1 1 2

• What do copycats have to do with, uhh, that.

• Speedrunner Mario now knows he's not the real Mario, let alone a real person.

• I don't know what that moth ever did to you, William, but sure.

• Is was a trash fire, not a dumpster fire, that Bubbles targeted.

• Outta Time! Omni-Man tries to achive his goal through the power of time travel, but pushes it to far and undoes himself, leaving nothing except traces of salt.

• Whatever Orchid's gift was, it seems to be the intoxicating variety.

• Ryunosuke is confronted by a party of robot proxies.

• Robin and Lucina drop their weapons and take on Lugnut with good old fisticuffs.

• Sponge is now a master of the dance.

• All of CATS' supplies are belong to him, and only him.

• Hopefully this time travel device is more stable than Omni-Man's.

• No one gets away with cheating on Herlock's watch.

DAY 2 1 2

• Ryunosuke experiences another classic VG final boss, this time witnessing DK and K. Rool's epic battle.

• Sincline's robot proxy turns out to be cheaply made.

• After the incident with the stupidity ray gun, Sponge decides to prove everyone he is still smart, even if Flame Emperor doubts it.

• Panem is under new management.

• Splodyhead proves how badass he is.

• They made a board game out of that?

• Lugnut gains a lava-proof metal coat.

• Stupid, maybe. Contagious, definetly. But CATS entertains us more than we'll ever be able to entertain him.

• Herlocks comes across some egregious food crime.

• Beings from hell can be healed with bullets, as Sakamoto demonstrates.

• Like a Lamb to the Slaughter! Bang Chan teams up with fellow Season 171 tribute Vivian, and the decide to make Twilight into a special order of pony burgers (with Orchid becoming a victim as well), as revenge for throwing a rock at him yesterday.

• William recreates a famous scene from the 50's.

• How well do dolphins handle the cold anyways?

• Those two should have known better than to pirate Mortal Kombat.

• The holidays come early for Brad.

• The fly makes an artistic memorial for Twilight and Orchid.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Omni-Man, Twilight Sparkle, and Orchid.

Complete Update on Imgur

27 Tributes Remain...

Edited by FollowTheMap on Oct 1st 2021 at 3:54:04 PM

Omni-Man, I am disappoint.

Okay... maybe yeeting a rock at Bang Chan was a bit much, Twi. You could've just reminded him of the rules and left it at that. But at least the fly painted a small tree to look like the Tree of Harmony to honor her royalty so it wasn't so bad.

Ayy, nice choices of battle music so far.

Oh no.

Chan's being a lot like evil!I.N.

Part 3 coming up now.

Battle Music: Never Let Up! - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

NIGHT 2 1 2

• Ryunosuke and Bubbles fail at parenting.

• Sakamoto obtains even more weird powers.

• I can assure you, Splodyhead is not a potato.

• Kill Me! Is what is written on Robin and Lucina's backs, due to Antasma's malicious mischief, Sincline and the moth are drawn to this and fulfill the expected result.

• We're now dealing dumpster that is also a tank; on fire; with Mettaton's legs.

• The fly is glad to not be a big badger-thing or whatever.

• Vampire alligators are proven to be real.

• Note to self: Investigate the soporific nature of ice cream.

• Bang Chan really wants to be friends with Brad, and after what he's done, those two might get along well.

• Herlock picks a very questionable partner to bring to the hot springs.

• Vivian finds a new way to warp reality.

• After being outed as a cheater, Khameleon is called in to lead the land that Typhlosion conquered.

• Don't Leave Me Hanging! Sponge called out to his fellow plumber, but Mario is only interested in winning, and lets Sponge take the fall.

• Fidget spinners are considered nice to have for troubled youths, and the Flame Emperor certainly fits that criteria.

• No, no it's not, William.

DAY 3 1 2

• Looks like even the great detective couldn't bust this myth.

• Angry Typhlosion noises ensue.

• As if Goku Black wasn't powerful and heartless enough.

• Lugnut identifies the japanese attorney's name as Ryuuichi Naruhobo, much to the dismay of said attorney.

• I don't know about you, but I would definetly watch that cheering squad.

• William discovers hell.

• Springtrap blames Brad for the existence of vampire alligators.

• The new president of Panem is looking very low tier, luckily the gamemakers are here to help.

• Got The Last Laugh! As it turns out, the only thing that can kill a being from hell is the power of garbage humor.

• It's a Trap! Bang Chan devices a plan to trap another tribute, which involves "falling" for his trap and an alien, however, no one is fooled, and Bang Chan winds up being Hoist by His Own Petard.

• Luis starts getting desperate.

• I can also assure you, Bubbles is not a potato either.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Robin and Lucina, Sponge, Ryoma Sakamoto, and Bang Chan.

Complete Update on Imgur

23 Tributes Remain...

Edited by FollowTheMap on Oct 1st 2021 at 7:59:19 AM

How do you swear in Pokémon Speak?

Aaaaand Chan's dead. RIP.

One last update before I go to sleep.

Battle Music: Moonstruck Blossom / Vs. Queen Sectonia 2 - Kirby Triple Deluxe

NIGHT 3 1 2

• Herlock's TV Tropes investigation yields some interesting if predictable results.

• Luis and his sponsor are in cahoots.

• Hot Under the Collar! Vivian discovers too late that her collar's been rigged with a bomb, and is blown to kingdom come, the blast being powerful enough to go right through Lugnut's heatproof alloy.

• Pat commits animal fraud.

• I'm pretty sure Something About is already subtitled, but whatever.

• Who's up for a round of [whatever media Gentleman Ghost comes from because I don't have time to look it up right now] Party.

• Pride Before a Fall! Sincline confronts Ryunosuke and the moth, with victory in his eyes, unfortunately, Sincline loses the ground he stands on , and ends up falling into the lava for his hubris.

• Antasma is now a JoJo villain.

• The president of Panem gets no rest.

• Springtrap has the soul of an Evil Brit inside him, so that checks out.

• We are still catching up to the Flame Emperor's sheer swagger.

• Two psycopaths bond.

• CATS takes a moment to appreciate the land that will soon belong to him.

DAY 4

• CATS then tries to get Springtrap to share said appreciation, but without much success.

• Bubbles gains a third eye.

• The Flame Emperor pushes the envelope further on how cool they can get.

• Looks like these tributes got off on the wrong foot^note I'm not sorry.

• Dangerously Cheesy! The moth wants to make the greatest fondue in the world, and decides to use the other tributes as ingredients, starting with Gentleman Ghost, then moving on to Antasma, plus Typhlosion and Ryunosuke for good measure, and lastly, even throwing in a fellow insect, as they become a permanent part of the moth's masterpiece.

• Pat gets pleasantly surprised.

• Even a literal hothead can't handle pure chili oil.

• The dumpster fire is closer to being a piano than the others, but it's still not quite there.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Vivian, Lugnut, Sincline, Gentleman Ghost, Antasma, Typhlosion, Ryunosuke, and the Fly.

Complete Update on Imgur

15 Tributes Remain...

Oofers

You did good Lugnut.

Did said "birthday party" involve investi-gatoring who's out to kill Pat?

And late to this, but I swear that potatoes gonna be Splody's Running Gag...

Let's continue with this, shall we?

Battle Music: Vs. Team Flare Boss - Pokemon X & Y

NIGHT 4

• Even after Snow lost control of Panem, he still seems to have the influence to make decisions like this.

• Ichi and Zan hug it out.

• William Afton talks with... himself, I guess?

• The moth is looking for a new neighbor.

• Luis holds the still tiny president hostage.

• Mario sells dolls possessed by the Speed Demon.

• It's the season of giving for Splodyhead.

• Pretty self explanatory, I if do say so myself.

• CATS does not want to take sides.

DAY 5

• Pat has become attached to this place.

• Smashing! CATS gives Herlock the giant fist, and now all the power are belong to him^note I swear, this line is the gift that keeps on giving.

• You can't have an HGS season without amoral people getting into some weird antics.

• Mario completes what he thought was a perfect Gourmet Race speedrun, if only he actually knew the rules.

• Things Get Heated! Springtrap and the dumpster fire begin roasting Lilo & Stitch: The Series, Splodyhead, burning with anger, confronts the two in a heated debate, eventually going into the boiling point, ultimately making the riffers die in a fire for good.

• Luis finds out he likes eating grain.

• Khameleon's cleaning obsession almost ends poorly for her.

• Bubbles loses a turn.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Herlock Sholmes, A Literal Dumpster Fire, and Springtrap.

Complete Update on Imgur

12 Tributes Remain...

Splody killed off his S180 rivals all because they insulted his show. I shouldn't be surprised, given how hotheaded he is in said show...

Bruuuuuh flaming rivalries reached the peak of all temperatures

Just one trib left now... interesting how CATS was just chilling for a while and then suddenly tribute betrayal

It's time for the feast.

Battle Music: Melty Monster Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy 2

NIGHT 5

• TOASTY! Goku Black is reduced to ashes by Brad's hellish abilities.

• Fire in the Hole! Using a destructive handmade weapon, Khameleon gets revenge on the one that tortured her yesterday.

• The Flame Emperor serves a steamed ham to Pat, keeping quiet that it's been poisoned, but the plan ends up being foiled by CATS.

• His anger still not quenched, Splodyhead further mocks the tributes he killed earlier that day, with other joining in on the fun.

• Bubbles is too big for Glove World.

THE FEAST

• Turkey Torture! The feast is here, and Mario invites everyone to a turkey dinner, containing a secret ingredient. What ingredient? Well, let's just say Panem's gonna need a new leader.

• Pineapple Crime! Pinepples are toxic to Brad, as the Flame Emperor serendipitously finds out.

• Beyond the Milky Way! CATS goes on a quest for more ice cream, and is visited by aliens who promise to get him some. In the end, all our CATS belong to them now.

• Bubbles and William wisely retreat.

DAY 6

• Pat is ready to battle for all eternity.

• Just Shoot Him! Bubbles tries to think of an extravagant way to finish off Splodyhead, but he is out of ideas, and resorts to the easy answer.

• The Flame Emperor takes some embarassing falls.

• Scratched Off! William ends up on the wrong side of the neighborhood, and commits a fatal mistake.

• Knowledge Cut Short! Speedrunner Mario tries to tell the others how to reach parallel dimensions, but the unstable nature of his body finally does him in, and he collapses upon himself.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Goku Black, Luis, Khameleon, Brad, CATS, Splodyhead, William Afton, and Speedrunner Mario.

Complete Update on Imgur

The finale is next, so get your tributes ready!

Well, that was lightning fast. C'mon, Ellie....

CATS:    You shall not consume burger of ham! You will not survive make your time!   

And welp, RIP Splody, you had a good run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 2nd 2021 at 11:38:05 PM