Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
And we're done!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Event post.
Mood Killer (6)
- (Player1) kills the mood of the previous event.
- (Player1) kills the mood of the next event.
- (Player1) kills the mood of the previous event by killing (Player2). (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) kills the mood of the next event by killing (Player2). (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) kills the mood of the previous event, indirectly causing (Player2) to die by accident. (2 dies naturally)
- (Player1) kills the mood of the next event, indirectly causing (Player2) to die by accident. (2 dies naturally)
Memes (6)
- (Player1) has a stroke trying to read the previous event and fucking dies. (1 dies naturally)
- (Player1) has a stroke trying to read the next event and fucking dies. (1 dies naturally)
- (Player1) has a stroke trying to read something (Player2) wrote and fucking dies. (1 dies naturally)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) "parry this you filthy casual" before shooting (him/her2) with a gun. (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) (Player1)posts on social media.
- (Player1) (Player2)posts on social media.
Team Fortress 2 (2)
- (Player1) blows the inside of (Player2)'s head all over four counties. (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) turns (Player2) into coloured rain. (1 kills 2)
Kirby (2)
- The previous event upset (Player1) immensely.
- The next event upset (Player1) immensely.
Other (8)
- (Player1) uses (his/her1) UNLIMITED POWER to electrocute (Player2) to death. (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) simulates 65 114 (Player2) clones walking around.
- After seeing the previous event, (Player1) says that everything makes sense now.
- After seeing the next event, (Player1) says that everything makes sense now.
- (Player1) shows (Player2) to (Player3) to prove to (him/her3) that stuff like (Player2) exists.
- Before killing (Player1), (Player2) says "(Player1), prepare to meet (Player3)... in hell!" (2 kills 1)
- (Player1) deletes (Player2) by dragging (him/her2) into a trash can. (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) turns out to be a sleeper agent for (Player2), who activates (him/her1) and has (him/her1) kill (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5). (1 kills 3, 4 and 5)
Why is the "had a stroke and fucking dies" part so hilarious
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."darn it again i missed it
Edited by HypeKitty1 on Oct 20th 2020 at 6:52:34 AM
Ture RiderChanged my tributes.
Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 22nd 2020 at 2:45:31 AM
Billy decided to host the Halloween Season (either next season or the one after) instead, so Psyche will.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Sorry for the bump, but I've edited the finale post with my event dump. I would make this the event post instead, but this is my style when I host.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"- (Player1) somehow burns (Player2)'s shake while making some meals for (him/her2).
- (Player1) comes up with an unusual potato chip flavour.◊note
- (Player1) sings a song to (Player2) about how bubbles are fragile and can't last long.
- (Player1) likes a giant wrapped burrito and brings it everywhere even as it's rotting. It turns out (he/she1) once hugged a big pillow after a rescue.
- (Player1) tries to ask (Player2) why (he/she2) can't sleep. (Player2) says if (Player3) blinks or winks, causing (Player1) to react with exasperation.◊
- (Player1) reassures (Player2) that dying is nothing to be ashamed of because the latest tribute who died is still cool.◊
- (Player1) somehow kills (Player2) with enough mops.
- (Player1 ) somehow kills (Player2) with enough mops even though it's said that (Player2) could only die by a specific weapon.
- (Player1) shouts that (he/she1)'s very extremely sorry and bows down very hard.
- (Player1) looks out for (Player2), but (he/she1) has a bad feeling that (Player2) will be a threat, so (he/she1) comfarts (him/her2).note
- (Player1) listens to (Player2)'s theme on a MP3 player while contemplating something deep.
- While writing (his/her1) essay and saying (he/she1)'ll be closer to (his/her1) driver's license, (Player1) imagines a race car crashing.
- (Player1) shakes (Player2). When (he/she2) asks what the "game" is called, (Player1) shouts slowly, "Spaghetti".note
- (Player1) pettily steals (Player2)'s sandwich, then eats it.note
- (Player1) reads a book to find spaghetti in the printed word, but (Player2) pops up immediately and says, "Or, is it the bagel?"note
- (Player1) reads a book to find solitude in the printed word, but (Player2) pops up immediately and asks if (he/she1) wants to play.
- (Player1) tries to paint, but (Player2) appears as (his/her2) own face in the canvas, so (Player1) angrily paints "NO".
- (Player1) is here, and (he/she1) plans on being a podium finisher.(Bloodbath only)
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Oct 22nd 2020 at 6:29:18 AM
Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.~unfortunatezorua, now that we have a visual reference of Venti, after looking up his official artwork we've decided that he physically resembles a teen rather than a child, and thus should be flagged yellow. Are you okay with this, or is there any additional context we're missing?
Oh alright then, so would I have to change that to a normal yellow or would it still be listed as the special case “looks like a teen”?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Yes, he can just have the regular yellow flag.
I've set up the save for bro.
EDIT: He's running out of internet quota, so he needs backup.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 24th 2020 at 11:51:22 PM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Dave has just sent the screens to Psyche
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).okay
Ture RiderAlright, guys, I know a lot of us are still blown away by last season, but it's about time we move on to a new◊ cast◊ with new HGS adventures! Good luck to everyone who nominated tributes for this season, and may the odds be ever in your favour!
- As per Bloodbath tradition, many tributes grab weapons and/or run away. Or roll away. Not everyone has legs. Or arms, for that matter.
- Robot Leader is having a good time so far.
- Hinokuri tries to draw first blood, but Big Yellow flees and gets himself treated.
- Staya vents to a candy bar about Baal's strange behaviour.
- Ace finds a corpse from last season. The question is if it's Changbin's or No Feet's. Or maybe Pocoyo's.
- Our first casualty is Jimmy, who really shouldn't have tried that drink. RIP.
- Idk, man, maybe Torimoti dying isn't exactly a bad thing…
- Squirt gets frightened and tries to go back to the launch room, but gets caught and shot.
- Darwin survives a yakuza attack.
- ...what was the point of that? Albums don't have eyes! Or brains!
- What are all those rupees doing there?
- A couple of tributes are told to have fun dying, lol.
- Poppy tries to socialise, but Tori gives her the cold shoulder.
- Yooka thinks cops should be more confident.
- Apparently, HYYH pt.2 has a song about maths on it. And it features Squiddicus and Walter. Seems legit
- Volvagia gets clowned, hard.
- The Milky Way candy bar looks at the Milky Way through a telescope.
- Unsatisfied with his attempted murder of Darwin, Kiryu raids Alien Leader's camp.
- Staya goes to Scipion's cooking school, hoping to become the next great chef to cook delicious food. Except he is the delicious food in question.
- Speaking of nominator schools, Robotnik's Time Council application gets rejected.
- HYYH pt.1, plz.
- Oh boy, Dr. N. Tropy just got more powerful…
- Hinata rejects a half-assed apology.
- Ninian tries to tell Romio something important, but he pays it no mind.
- Morshu is traumatised by Venti's memories. What the heck goes on with that dude?
- The croissant is relieved that it's not just sitting on a plate, waiting to be eaten.
- Naruto and Bocchi undertake a big painting project together.
- #LetAceSayFuck
Ragyo, plz.
F for Poppy she just wanna talk with Tory
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."Let's see if Bunga can Zuka Zama his way through Ninja Warrior!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Heh, I was just playing Undertale when the event with Poppy popped up. What a coincidence
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Unfortunately, there's been some issues with screening some parts of this season, particularly the earlier parts. Luckily I'm able to get this update out in the state that it should be, but this whole issue is very exhausting and this will be the last update of the day. I'm hoping it'll all be sorted by tomorrow.
- Buck makes a video apologising for the car piracy he committed earlier. Of course, the video begins with a heavy sigh.
- Still feeling antisocial, Tori somehow manages to kill Blizzagia.
- Sike! Blizzagia returns in a more powerful form!
- ...they're both foodstuffs, though, and they both exist in our universe… so Yooka's technically correct, right?
- HYYH pt.2 wants to go back to BTS, or the ARMY who owns this particular copy, or… wherever it comes from. But it likes the Arena music, so that's a plus, I guess.
- Alien Leader doesn't speak English. Please translate your jokes into Alien.
- Bocchi thanks Naruto for helping her with the painting project and compliments him on his hard work.
- Despite having a husband, children and lots of friends, Hinata wants what Walter and Beshte have and deliberately ruins their friendship.
- I don't think that's a good reason to torture someone…
- Despite Romio being an oblivious idiot who never listens to her, Ninian plays the harmonica for him to keep him company.
- lolwat
- Hey, Halsey's hanging out with one of those albums her friends did! That's cute. But also weird.
- She smoked weed and then…
- So… which of those four would you guys choose?
- Volvagia doesn't look like the sort to cheer kids up anyway.
- That must've been a massive Lego.
- Uhh, what are the HYYHs doing?
- It's not Halloween yet, Dr. Tropy!
- Oh boy, please lay off the time travel shenanigans.
- Romio and Morshu have a disgustingly cute friendship moment.
- After an epic battle, Ragyo finally suffers a fatal loss to Big Yellow.
- Hinata, what are you doing?
- ...yeah, I think that's how alien physics work.
- What tongue?
- Apparently one of the four tributes who've died so far are planning something...
- Geez, what did Link do!?
- ...do police officers typically rob stores? Aren't they usually the ones who stop the robbers?
- Uhh, Buck, you doing okay there?
Tory what the fuck h o w
at least they're back
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."Ninian is still staying true to her kind self, I see.
Croissants shouldn't be able to write..
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Honestly I can see Morshu getting traumatised from that. Dunno what Baal’s on about though.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Kars◊ and Ragyo Kiryuin◊