Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Damn, butterflies starting off strong...

Didn't take long for Hajime to stop being a Badass Normal.

RIP North America

Rooting for PKP and Plugg boi.

Well that was fast.

The quickest first post made after Nomination Period, wasn't expecting that.

Megs, you're not Beast Wars!Megs. Here are some info regarding Cybertronian food, BTW.

Tari isn’t even past the bloodbath and yet she managed to destroy an entire continent. I think I picked a good tribute this game.

I wouldn't go picking a fight with someone like Hisoka if I were you, Draco.

RIP Diamonds Droog, first out. I guess that makes up for my first four tributes all making it to the top half.

"Clubs Deuce gets ready to die." I CAN SEE THE MENTAL IMAGE.

North America is killed? Those capitalists didn't stand a chance!

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Aug 18th 2019 at 10:35:03 AM

A Digimon villain being surprisingly friendly toward a Pokemon... I wonder if Lucemon picked Dark Pit?

Poor Clive...don't worry, I'll save you! Just let me gather my Noodle Implements.

Edited by TropesForever on Aug 18th 2019 at 7:45:21 PM

Tet went down surprisingly fast, at least for an immortal god who could destroy existence with a flick of his finger. ...Maybe it's just the butterflies.

Wait, I thought Tet is female

Anyway, my tributes do fun things first as usual. Kiko saying a bad word though, I suppose it's just the stress of Hunger Games

Time for some more action.

• Night 1◊ in full◊

• Night 1◊ Events #1◊
  • Trying to get a better understanding of his new found powers, Jim Pickens decide to start using electromagnetic waves to uproot nearby trees, as well as flinging any rocks that get caught in his way. Properly agitated at the fact that Jim does so, Clive jumps at him and bites into the hands of Jim, clamping down on it somehow with the mouth that is drawn onto a piece of paper. Highly improbably, but it happened anyway. Must be a piece of paper with magical properties.

  • Jumping up at Veronica from behind the bushes, Capri gets her in a chokehold and brings her down to the ground with her. As Veronica thrashes around the ground, searching for anything in her arsenal to escape Capri with she ends up getting a hold of a pepper spray that was in her inventory, pulling it out and spraying it right into the eyes of Capri, who is forced to let go to rub her eyes clean of the pepper substance.

  • The person who can't do anything right, Frank Horrigan, ends up being beaten on a live stream that Pak Somat is watching after flunking the math test. "Oh, ho, ho. Just what I needed to cheer myself up. This is delicious!"

  • 4fterthought's broken laptop turns Cat Goomba into data and sucks it up into it's body, turning the 0's and 1's from the Goomba into a fundamental truth about itself. As such, it gains the ability of using arms and legs, which it grows out of itself as well as becoming the chosen Champion of Spiritus.

  • Unable to warn anyone, Yamcha's Corpse can just stare at the people slipping on the same banana peel... over... and over... and over.... As he just stares in shock and horror, waiting for someone to break the chain. It takes a long time for that to happen.

• Night 1◊ Events #2◊
  • Calling upon the entirety of North America, Sonny Sunflora decides to speak to every single dead person who take this time to rant to the little flower henchmen about how their death was absolute bullshit and should not have happened at all.

  • "Maybe Jack Kirby is right. You seem a bit below the needed threshold for these games. I don't believe you'll make it far," says Hisoka. Meanwhile, Theo retorts with "I could say the same thing about you, but what good would that do?". Hisoka just ends up coming up with "Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, mate!" angrily storming off.

  • "Driblee, I think I have just the thing to take your mind off the pain," says The Storm King as he takes out a blunt out and hands it over to Driblee. Not being able to hold it on his own, the Storm King decides to help out Driblee by holding the blunt for him as Driblee tokes up, inhaling a lot of smoke on the first pull, which leaves Storm King baffled. "You must be in a lot of pain..." he thinks to himself.

  • Walking near a river with a lot of tomes, Satan manages to trip on a rock and ends up dropping all that eldritch world domination material directly into the water. Unable to pick it up, he starts angrily yelling towards the sky, accusing it of doing this to him, before staring at the ground, defeated, as he starts softly crying.

  • "Hey, pushover. I won't be like you. I got my own plan. You've already got your painting destroyed, meanwhile, I stood up to Satan," growls Gogmazios proudly. Brajira shakes his head and retorts back with "Believe me, if Satan wanted you gone, you would be gone right now."

  • Meanwhile, the Butterflies use a resurrection stone to speak to Diamonds Droog and Tet, consulting themselves with what to do with their bodies. Droog and Tet give the butterflies permission to use their bodies as hide outs.

• Night 1◊ Events #3◊
  • DRACO MALFOY, FOR STANDING UP TO THE ABOMINATION KNOWN AS HISOKA, YOU HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE UNREAL TOURNAMENT. TARI, FOR KILLING THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AMERICA AS WELL AS ALL ITS CITIZENS, YOU HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE UNREAL TOURNAMENT.

  • For constantly browsing TV Tropes, Plugg decides to come up with a complex plan that ends with him overcharging the phone of Mi Ru and leaving him with nothing to do but work. After this happens, Mi Ru is understandably pissed off at Plugg, who merely tells him to suck it up and start working properly or he's fired.

  • Pecheneg is in the middle of repainting her beautiful car because of the idea that painting it a specific colour would make it go faster. "Perfect," she says right after finishing, "now I can finally drive this thing." As she gets into it and starts it up, she realizes that the car goes at the same speed which makes her sad.

  • Finally getting her dream house made, Derpy makes a special area of the house dedicated to gold. As she jumps into it, she realizes that the pool of money is probably hard and she ends up cracking her skull open after the weight of the bear trap crushes her head. Oops.

  • "SOMETHING DRAWS ME TO THIS BUILDING, BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT," says Clubs Deuce as he enters his name and the buildings name into a friendship compatibility tester. "HM," he thinks, "IF THIS FRIENDSHIP TESTER IS CORRECT, THEN I SHOULD START SPENDING MORE TIME WITH IT," he thinks after the tester itself states that they're compatible.

  • Megatron is.

• Night 1◊ Events #4◊
  • The shadow of Venomous is so deadly that merely staring at it will get you killed. Unfortunately for him, he was the one who stared at it at the moment. "Ironic," he thinks, still calm. "I told Storm King to get away from me and now I can't even ask for help from him... It's fine," he says, letting go and dying to the shadow consuming him.

  • Fredo Corleone and Kiko get on stage, and give their performance. It's theatrical, Fredo conjuring up vines for Kiko to climb on while they both sing their best rendition of "Bare Necessities". One of the judges click the Golden Buzzer, immediately sending them forward as Fredo breaks down in tears, while Kiko laughs in happiness.

  • Markiplier manages to get hurt in the meantime somehow, which only makes him angrier as he starts glowing with red energy, ready to unleash it on an unsuspecting tribute.

  • The extremely small Mori decides to cast a spell against Diana, who had earlier pranked him using the invisible cloth, turning her into a baby with a spell after getting proper mad at her. After returning back to her normal form, Diana apologizes and vows to never do that again.

  • Jack Kirby and Lucemon enjoy spending time in a bubbling spring together, sharing some orange juice between themselves as they discuss the prospect of Jack Kirby joining Lucemon's team. After Jack Kirby decides to do the right thing and not become a part of the team, he stands up and leaves the spring, as Lucemon discovers that the bubbles were coming from... Jack? "Disgusting," says Lucemon as he stands up and leaves.

  • "Goblins," says Zeppeli, "I hate them. From today I vow to kill every goblin I see crawling on the surface world. That is my duty. I won't stop until they're all dead. Creatures of the night, beware," he says as he flashes yellow, overflowing with hamon energy.

• Night 1◊ Events #5◊
  • Swooping from above, Rodan cuts into the path of the Millenium Falcon after it descends onto planet Earth, immediately digging its claws into the mechanical hull of the ship as it drags it off on top of a volcano that it has turned into its home, screeching along the way.

  • Gaining the strength of Atlas himself, Hajime Hinata grabs onto a boulder and supplexes it, ready to prove his own strength. Unfortunately, he ends up breaking his own neck from the lack of understanding of his own strength as the strength of Atlas allows him to swing backwards extremely fast even with a multi-ton boulder weight on his shoulders. He ends up breaking his neck after coming to a sudden stop.

  • Yami Yugi decides to have a Gourmet Race with a an actual planet. Unsurprisingly, the planet eats mostly all things in the race, even the Yugi portion of the meal. It is crowned the winner, to no one's surprise.

  • Not only did Dorothy Ann buy a telescope, it had also bought a bow and arrows from the local store. Aiming the bow right at the head of Erebus, she lets the arrow go and immediately shoots the arrow through the slithery snake's head, stabbing it into the ground. "Jackpot," she laughs as he runs away. These Magic School Bus people are psychopaths, aren't they?

TRANSITION TIME. TAKE FIVE, EVERYBODY.

• Day 2◊ In its entirety◊

• Day 2◊ Events #1◊
  • Veronica decides to steal Jim Puckens' Satan Plush to prove a point to him. "You really don't know who this is? Doesn't it remind you of anyone?" asks Veronica. "He's a half goat, half man," laughs Jim Pickens. "It's the Devil, you moron. Watch," she says, setting the plushie of Satan on fire. "Does it not remind you of him now?!" she yells out, angry. Meanwhile, Jim Pickens runs toward the plushie and grabs it, trying to put the fire out. "What did you do?! Go away!" he says.

  • The Magic School Bus Psychopath syndrome is kicking in hard, as Dorothy Ann spends most of the Day looking for someone to kill. She finds nothing, which makes her mad.

  • After spending most of the night under the influence of weed, he gets the bright idea of creating a ranged weapon. He gets a really bad one, but it's still a weapon at least.

  • The fact that I've spent most of the time making fun of my own nominated tribute, Frank Horrigan, finally gets to him as he calls himself an idiot consistently. That's right. You're an idiot and a failure. I don't even know why I nominated you, you abysmal failure.

  • After impressing the judges of Panem's got Talent and ending up winning the whole thing in a day, along with Fredo, he decides to create Haunted Theo Dolls to people in the arena. Turns out his business ventures always end up doing well, as this is another hit with the people. "Hahaha," he laughs, "I can't stop winning!" he says as he runs around the arena, ready to spend the money that he had acquired.

• Day 2◊ Events #2◊
  • Trouble in paradise is brewing, as Lucemon asks one of his faithful minions in Plugg to make him a meal. Plugg retorts with "I won't make you meals until you actually prove me a reason as to why I should be your minion and not the other way around," which makes Lucemon angry, but not angry enough to smite Plugg on the spot. "Fine," replies Lucemon. "I'll just have to show you."

  • Yami Yugi, The Storm King and Clive Handforth all ride on the back of Rodan as they search for the tribute known as Tari. They search the entire arena but end up coming back with empty hands. "After killing the entirety of North America, she's been really well hidden," says Yami Yugi.

  • Sonny ends up splitting from Lucemon, as it decides to start a cult along with Diana and Mi Ru. "We must eat from the body of him, he gives us our powers," says Diana as it cuts into Yamcha's Corpse and hands giblets of meat to Sonny Sunflora, Mi Ru and herself to feast on. "Delicious," thinks Sonny.

  • Zeppeli decides to be a proper musician right now as he chooses an interesting choice of candidates to make a remix out of. It ends up being pretty bad in all fairness, if the choice wasn't obvious, but it's his first try so we'll cut him some slack.

  • Meanwhile, the Butterflies which are a part of a rival cult decide to build a roller coaster ride out of the bones of the tributes they killed, forcing Brajira to ride onto it by grabbing him and dragging him onto the roller coaster. It ends up being a successful test ride, as Brajira really enjoys it.

  • Meawhile, Pecheneg decides to finally treat Megatron to some human food in the form of orange juice. Megatron immediately gulps it down, pulp and all and tells Pecheneg "thank you," as he had really enjoyed it. "If I can drink this, I can eat more human food. Time to find something else," he thinks to himself.

• Day 2◊ Events #3◊
  • The extremely small sized Mori feels threatened by the presence of Gogmazios as it points at him and says "You! I've had enough of you," to which Gogmazios moves towards him, towering as he says "Haven't you had enough?" Gogmazios immediately shoots out fire downwards, before stopping as Mori is nowhere to be seen. Thinking Mori is incinerated, Gogmazios flies away only to be revealed that Mori had been hiding inside a hole in the ground that was left untouched by him.

  • After being sprayed by the weird pepper spray, Capri realizes that it's acted weirdly with her system as she sneezes once approaching Markiplier. "I... think I'm allergic to humans," she says as Big Brain Markiplier thinks for it a bit, before coming up with a solution. "Don't worry, I'll help you," he tells her.

  • Feasting on a banana and finish it, Draco throws the peel behind him carelessly which plops into the glass containing orange juice, which cause it to topple over and spill.

  • The Purple Planet gets called up into the Planet Military Boot Camp as it finally turns 18 and its the planet's turn to serve. It reroutes away from Earth and leaves the Hunger Games only to die at boot camp.

  • Hisoka creates a bungee boomerang which he throws at the Champion of Spiritus!4fterthought Laptop, which knocks it out immediately after touching it. "Pathetic," thinks Hisoka. "Some champion that is. Not a worthy opponent at all."

  • Fredo Corleone decides to break into the Frying Nemo building by conjuring a large plant that breaks open the door to the building, only for the building to cry out in pain. "Wait, you're alive?!" says Fredo, yelling at the building and pointing. "Yes, I am in fact alive," yells back Frying Nemo, pointing to Fredo as well.

• Day 2◊ Events #4◊
  • The factory worker inside of him comes up with the wacky idea of putting a metal plate inside his head, as Pak Somat implants it almost instantaneously.

TRANSITION TIME. TAKE FIVE, EVERYBODY.

• Fallen◊ Tributes◊: Cat Goomba, Derpy Hooves, Venomous, Hajime Hinata, Erebus and Purple Planet.

I bet Venomous' shadow was actually Shadowy Figure, his "Turbo" form.

Why does that seem like such an in-character way for Derpy to go out?

Also, I can only assume that Yamcha's corpse is actually a zombie or something.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 18th 2019 at 5:32:26 AM

Nooooo Hajime :(

I think the orange juice is getting quite fruity now.

(x5) Tet's actually a guy, I mentioned he was a "he" in my nomination post, but I can get why confusion's so common.

Anyway, Hisoka seems to be getting a lot of insults this season. The orange juice might have spilled at that last event though.

Well,looks like Venomous succumbed to Shadowy. As such, good luck Yugi-boy!

Welp, she just didn't know what went wrong.

And not counting the time I nominated all eight MSB kids at once, where they all made two kills, Arnold's the only one so far not to have killed anyone.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 18th 2019 at 11:34:16 PM

Satan breaking down and crying, Homestuck/TMNT music remixes, and Megatron trying to drink another tribute but failing - only at the Hunger Games Simulator!

Also, no way Diamonds Droog would allow HCE Butterflies to use his corpse. His very first line is vowing painful death on whoever has stolen his hat.

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Aug 18th 2019 at 11:08:44 AM

Doesn't really have a choice in this matter at this moment.

RIP Cat Goomba

To be fair, you can get bad modifiers by creating a new weapon (via crafting) in Terraria. Driblee got an Awkward weapon though.

Still always nice to see one of your events seeing some use.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Aug 19th 2019 at 5:33:14 AM