Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Part 2

Battle Theme:

Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver - Battle!Johto Gym Leader & Elite Four

Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Dash

Night◊1◊

• Masaharu Kaito and the Boeing AH-46 Apache ride a reverse bungee, after the latter took the former to a mountain. Both are tied to it, before diving down. Masaharu Kaito enjoys the experience, but the Boeing AH-46 Apache thinks it's going to die since it's a helicopter.

• Silent Bob gets arrested by the police, and prosecuted to the full extent of the jam after what he did earlier that day. Silent Bob gets his sledgehammer confiscated too.

• Psycho Panda comes across Stonks Man and Ana, who is starting to be corrupted from her despair. He said to them before fighting, "very good, give me surprised and pleased." before he tries to use kungfu on them. They all then fight each other, neither of them gaining an upper hand before finishing the fight.

• Shunt challenges Joe Cool to a game of baseball. They have to form a team, and the Gamemakers allow their allies to temporarily join the Game just for this moment to form the teams. Shunt has Apollo, Carbide, Eruption, Sir Killalot, etc, while Joe Cool has Charlie Brown, Woodstock, etc on his team

• Suga finds the arena speaker and the control to it, hacking the speaker from there so it will play The Eight Loops on repeat.

• 1977!Elliott beats Nero Bride in a fight, managing to use his invisibility, flight, and sheer size to beat her fire and supportive skills. However, 1977!Elliott spares Nero Bride, and said that they should let go of their conflict with each other.

• Eiji the Everexisting, angered by the Game and cocky due to his new power, decides to insult his nominator, CosmosAndChaos. He boasts about how he is so strong, and how his nominator is weak, as well as other insults. CosmosAndChaos responds by killing his own tribute, ordering the Gamemakers to execute Eiji the Everexisting, which they do by sapping his determination entirely, before having wolf mutts kill him.

• The Nue, GG Gorilla, and Deceit explore an old abandoned plane. Inside, they found many snakes inside. The Nue has enough of it and starts to kill all the snakes easily with it's power, slashing them and using other powers too.

• Boba Fett, The Plaguebearer, Vanya, Hornet, Me, and Maleficient have a three legged race, meaning the competitors have to use two legs and one hand to race. For Maleficient however, her wings are counted as legs/hands and thus she can py use a limb to touch the ground. Despite if that, however, Maleficient is able to leap greatly, winning the race

• Pumbaa demonstrates his love for moist towelettes to Akuma, by showing him it, which is drenched with Pumbaa's sweat, and saying (mostly health) myths about how moist towelette benefits a person.

• Nyusha says to GM Sniper II that he can always succeed to succeed. The Mobile Suit agrees with it

• Banjo and Kazooie and Takayuki Yagami find a time machine. They decided to use it to fix the time, and their idea is to kill Hitler. They then go back to time and kill Hitler before World War II, succeeding in it and somehow managing to prevent a paradox from affecting their existence.

• Malefor and The Boys somehow get into a diss fight. They insult each other increasingly, until Malefor breathes fire in his greatest and final insult to The Boys. The Boys literally catch fire because if it and they all burn to death.

• Matilda finds the HGS Discord, which offers her it's music Playlist. It contains battle songs that are posted to the Discord. Matilda enjoys it.

• Volk meets a Snowclone after President Snow was killed by the Boeing AH-46 Apache. He decides to try bribing the clone to give him a gun. However, the clone declines, and threatens that he will have the Gamemaker or even himself personally kill Volk, scaring Volk, who backs up.

• Hermie almost dies after eating a toxic leaf. However, he happens to carry a special item with him that can grant a wish. Hermie is mostly dead, but before he is truly death, he uses his determination and the item to say that being mostly dead is different to all dead, and thus he is alive and well. It works, and Hermie recovers completely.

• Reksio is performing a stand up comedy routine. However, he does it in Polish. Snoop Dogg, not understanding the language, demands Reksio to translate it to Spanish, somehow.

• J-Hope discovers something important about the HGS:BTP Thread. After the revelation, he bursts into a room where the Thread is, and yells that sentence at it.

• Espio finds a magic lamp, and rubbing it, a genie comes out. Espio decides to make a wish, for Dr. Eggman to be defeated. However, the genie, being a jerk, corrupts the wish, so Dr. Eggman is stronger instead.

• Hero confesses to the 2016!Elliott that he is afraid of all other tributes, because of their power or what they did, except for the 2016!Elliott.

Day◊2◊

• Banjo and Kazooie browse the social media. They find Akuma's social media account. They decided to remove it, using some computer and web trickery to have it erased. They are successful

• Hermie finds a sword. However, it is sentient and evil, and it moves on it's own, impaling Hermie. Unfortunately for Hermie, his item has run out, so he bleeds to death quickly, unable to revive himself.

• Joe Cool is trying to be cool again, as well as increase his popularity. However, a fellow dog, Reksio, reminds him to take a break, especially after Reksio's failed stand up comedy.

• Matilda, Boeing AH-46 Apache, Takayuki Yagami, Boba Fett, Pumbaa, and Shunt try to desperately stop an out of control concrete buffer, which spins and burns. Matilda tries using her entanglement device that she got first to stop or, but it failed. Likewise, Pumbaa tried ramming the buffer carefully, Takayuki thinks of a solution, Boba Fett shots the buffer, the Boeing AH-46 Apache shots the buffer with bullets, and Shunt tries to push and axe the buffer, but they all fail. They then succesfully control it after they work together.

• Vanya is in a lab now. While her magic is sound, she somehow manages to combine it, alongside natural magical energy and little bit of science to make a clone. She managed to take samples from Nyusha and the Nue before, and she uses that to make a loyal hybrid clone of them, which looks like Nyusha and the Nue fused together.

• Maleficient, 1977!Elliott, and GM Sniper II agrees on a single threat, before singing a chorus on it, and how they are not going to lose to the threat.

• Volk managed to befriend a cat despite being an antromorphic dog. The cat was one of the cats' who helped Silent Bob. However, GG Gorilla arrives, and he immediately snatches the cat away, before hurling the cat to the Arena forcefield out of spite, as Volk managed to befriend a cat, electrocuting it to the point of it being reduced to ashes. Volk cried because of his cat's death.

• The HGS:BTP Thread goes to Suga, who is opening a lemonade stand. However, the Thread asks for grapes, so Suga turns him down, pointing how he doesn't sell grapes.

• Stonks Man go on a date between The Plaguebearer and Deceit. Unbeknownst to them however, he cheats on them both in truth. They don't discover it though.

• Hornet discovers an abandoned apple orchard and cider mill. She decides to start making and selling apple cider and hard cider for other tributes, harvesting the apples growing on the orchard, before activating the mill to make cider.

• Silent Bob, being skilled in gadgetry, decides to get on Malefor's good side. He makes a Malefor origami figurine, figuring out how to fold or, and presents it to Malefor once he finishes it. Malefor likes the result.

• Me managed to snatch a strand of hair from Snoop Dogg, before brewing a polyjuice potion to gain Snoop Dogg's appearance. However, Me uses animal hair by mistake instead, and thus transforms to a half animal, gaining goat traits.

• The HGS Discord finds the funniest joke in the world. It laughs for many minutes straight, eventually laughing so much that it died from running out of breath. However, it then gets revived to full healt at the last second

• Nero Bride sees Ana. She immediately greets her with a V salute and says, "Live long and prosper." Ana, starting to recover from her despair, is brightened by Nero Bride's action, and replies, "Peace and long life."

• Psycho Panda is able to capture and kidnap J-Hope. Keeping J-Hope restrained in a seat, Psycho Panda puts an earphone and many speakers surrounding J-Hope, all set to maximum volume, before activating the sound. It's Stuck In The Middle With You. The torture goes on for an hour until Psycho Panda stops it and frees J-Hope, who immediately falls unconscious, traumatized by the song and rendered temporarily deaf by how loud the song was.

• Espio decides to kill 2016!Elliott. For some reason, he decides to quote The Bible after hearing words that he believes came from the book. However, he gets struck by a divine lightning instead before he can strike 2016!Elliott with his super speed, immediately leaving Espio death and burnt

• Hero is revealed to be sponsored by one of Cybersbe's previous tributes, after the tributes try to dig some stuffs about Hero.

• Masaharu Kaito decides to vote for Zanreo, his nominator, saying that he wants her to host the next season.

Fallen Tributes◊: Eiji, The Boys, Hermie, Espio

Edited by Billy5545 on Jul 9th 2019 at 10:21:03 PM

Guess J-Hope didn't want any Panda Cheese and paid the price for pushing Psycho Panda's Berserk Button

I'm just stuck wondering what that joke was now.

Time for a surprise round of "Help, I Don't Know These References!": first, what's the "impaled by a sentient sword" event referencing? Second, what's the "group of tributes try to stop a spinning, out of control concrete buffer" event a reference to?

At least True and Bandana Dee are here...

Concrete Buffer

Edited by TheMemeMan on Jul 9th 2019 at 4:05:56 PM

What is it, J-Hope? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS THREAD!? WHADDAYA WANT!?

New Judgment side stories: "go back in time to kill Hitler" and "stop the concrete buffer!"

And sorry, Kaito, but I'll be too busy to host

Malefor insulted the Boys so hard that they burned to death... Or he just burned them himself because he's a dragon after all.

The server should've died, hence the change in narration. This should be fixed next season.

Also, there are a lot of sentient weapons in fiction, not just sentient swords, but the Honedge line's the first to come to my mind.

I can’t think of any post-reboot tributes I had actually survive their games, so who’s sponsoring Hero?

Perhaps Marie really did revive Callie with the Dragon Balls?

Espio, you idiot...

Part 3

Battle Theme:

Persona 4 - I'll Face Myself

The Simpsons Hit & Run - Never Trust A Snake

Night◊2◊

• The Nue decides to try to travel quicker. The yokai finds a rocket, and uses it to jump. Mid flight, however, Maleficient appears, and she immediately burns the rocket mid flight, causing it to explode and killing the Nue

• Volk finds a protective eyewear when he is digging a grave for his cat. The grave site turns out to have a treasure chest, which turns out to be just an eyewear shaped like lab glasses and have pitch black glasses. Volk buries his cat's ash in the hole after he gets the chest out.

• Nero Bride gains a new ability to read the mind of creatures. She decides to use to first on 2016!Elliott to test it. However, she gets disgusted by what she sees there somehow.

• GM Sniper II feels the urge to replace his fuel, which somehow requires him to go to a port-a potty. He knocks the HGS:BTP Thread, Reksio, and Hero, succesfully getting to the toilet.

• Psycho Panda, 1977!Elliott, Malefor, and Banjo and Kazooie all agree to go on a bizarre adventure. They proceed to strike Jojo poses and act fabulously, before they walk into the adventure, walking alongside a train track.

• Ana goes to the Free Ham Sandwich Day. However, she hasn't fully recovered from her despair yet, and after she makes some ruckus in the place, she gets banned from it.

• J-Hope finds Shunt, dead as his removable link has been knocked out. He is torn on wether to revive him or not, because on one hand, it's not good to not revive someone, but on the other hand, Shunt is an evil robot. He eventually goes with the latter, but Me appears and scolds J-Hope, before Me fixes Shunt, reviving him.

• Vanya encounters GG Gorilla, who tries to fight her. Vanya immediately uses her sound magic, generating powerful soundwave that knocks GG Gorilla away into a rock, breaking both of his legs. Vanya decides to spare him after that however.

• Joe Cool and The Plaguebearer eat a food that has been cooked with every spicy things. The former wants to do it to show how cool he is, while the latter wants to test how healthy the food is. Joe Cool likes the food, saying how it makes him cooler, while The Plaguebearer hates it.

• Deceit is given a package from an unknown sponsor. He opens it, and discovers it's the Necromonicon. He decides to read it later

• Hornet ventures around the arena, finding a huge pile of cigarettes all being burned. She tries to stop the fire, but unfortunately, she is overwhelmed by the huge amount of toxic smokes, and died from inhaling it.

• Boba Fett tries to fight the Boeing AH-46 Apache over a basket of bread, Boba Fett manages to dodges every missiles and bullets from the helicopter until the helicopter runs out of those, to which Boba Fett responds by shooting the cockpit several times as the helicopter tries to fly up and away to escape, breaking the control and puncturing the fuel line. The helicopter soon somehow flies up uncontrollably, before finally dying and falling from lost of fuel.

• Pumbaa decides to interview Akuma about how he is doing in the Hunger Games. Akuma boasts about what he is doing and what he will do, which Pumbaa all exaggerates with the use of Quick Quotes Quill.

• Masaharu Kaito finds a small particle accelerator. He decides to work with it. Unfortunately, however, he doesn't have any experience at all with it, and triggers a small particle accelerator explosion that releases a wave of dark matter. He, alongside Stonks Man, Suga, and the HGS Discord, are hit by the wave. They soon find themselves with superpowers. They have turned into metahumans. Masaharu gains super strength and reflex from it, being able to make energy punch, while Stonks Man gains the power to fire many energy arrows in the shape of stock arrows, Suga gains the ability to produce sonic attack by singing, and the HGS Discord gains the power of the emojis and the texts.

• Nyusha asks Takayuki Yagami if anime is real. Takayuki Yagami, being a Japanese, says yes to her question.

• Silent Bob and Matilda walk into a bar. The tributes are surprised as they all expect that she would have ducked instead.

• Snoop Dogg is high on weed now which he found from somewhere in the Arena. He is walking when he finds a dog, which he ironically kicks.

Day◊3◊

• GM Sniper II and 1977!Elliott have a posing competition. Despite 1977!Elliott learning the art of Jojo pose from his bizarre adventure, he has difficulty pulling off poses due to his size and physiology. GM Sniper II, on the other hand, wins as he is a Mobile Suit, and can pose more freely.

• Maleficient finds a gate to Hell. She decides to rule a world, so she takes it as a chance to do it. She manages to overpower the underworld's defense all by herself, and beat it's ruler to rule the underworld.

• Takayuki Yagami confesses to Deceit about something. He said that he actually has a feeling for Malefor. Deceit is a bit shocked when hearing it. On the other hand, however, Malefor is not aware of that feeling at all yet.

• Me finds Pumbaa with milk stain around his mouth, and accuses Pumbaa as a milk drinker, to which Pumbaa angrily tries to deny. This causes an argument between both of them.

• Nero Bride somehow thinks that putting her grass in order now will reduce the change of everything going wrong for her. She is doing it now in her camp.

• Snoop Dogg, still high on weed, finds Joe Cool, GG Gorilla, and Suga to throw a net as Stonks Man. However, they all get attacked by Stonks Man's arrows in response, so they throw the net at Snoop Dogg instead as they escape.

• Reksio manages to somehow yank a scale from 2016!Elliott. He quickly recites the mantra for a magic that he has recently learned, and it turns out to be a voodoo magic. Reksio soon controls 2016!Elliott for his own goals.

• Matilda meets Volk, who is still mourning over the death of his cat. Matilda, after some talking, somehow manages to convince the sad Volk that they should eat Banjo and Kazooie, and Volk agrees.

• Psycho Panda encounters The Plaguebearer, and asks him if anime is real or not. The Plaguebearer, not knowing anime, says no.

• J-Hope uploads a video on YouTube. However, he unknowingly breaks a rule, as he is still deaf from Psycho Panda's torture. It turns out the song he uses is illegal, and he gets arrested for it.

• Silent Bob talks to Masaharu Kaito. After Masaharu tells Bob about his background as a former Yakuza and his current job, Silent Bob gets visibly concerned about it.

• Boba Fett arrives at a pharmacy store. For some reason, however, he is carrying a Sega Saturn instead. He then furiously rings the bell several times, until one of the staffs answer him, and order Boba Fett to go get his Sega Saturn repaired in a game shop instead, which is the correct place.

• Ana finds a magic feather that grants flight to people. She, however, decides to give it to Akuma, who immediately uses it to fly. He then loses it for some reason, but soon enough, quickly discovers he can fly now without it, gaining flight power in the process.

• Vanya is wandering into a forest with her hybrid clone when she hears wolves around her. She soon sees a wolf attacking her. She tries to use her magic to fend them off, but she is too late, and gets bitten as a result. She soon gets infected by a genetically engineered rabies that affects her very quickly, turning her rabid. Her clone, meanwhile, gets swarmed and killed by the rabid wolfpack

• Shunt decided to confide to Nyusha that he wants to go home, back to the Robot Wars Arena. However, he says that the Arena music is nice despite of that

• Hero finds a computer. He decided to use TVtropes after finding it and adds a self demonstrating page page about him to the site

• The HGS Discord finds an abandoned car. It opens the car only to find many stashes of weed inside. Seeing how Snoop Dogg doesn't discover the car yet, the Discord quickly works on converting the car to a hotbox.

• The HGS:BTP Thread get it's car stuck on the edge of the cliff. It spends the day rambling to a deer about philosophy before HGS:BTP Thread is able to escape the car and survive.

Fallen Tributes◊: A Nue, Hornet, Boeing AH-46 Apache

Edited by Billy5545 on Jul 9th 2019 at 6:45:00 PM

Just a heads up Billy: GM Sniper II is a Mobile Suit, not a Transformer.

Edited by TheSilverShroud on Jul 9th 2019 at 4:28:53 AM

Omg, J-Hope's being chaotic online. XD

Isn't Hero a silent protagonist? (I haven't played Dragon Quest 11, so I dunno for sure.) Can't imagine a self-demonstrating page from him would be all that interesting...

That mental image of Boba Fett ringing the bell at a pharmacy with a Sega Saturn in hand, tho. It's like Thanos doing the Smoulder or Snoke going down a Wet Banana slide all over again. Also, since Segata Sanshiro killed Boba in one of the early OG seasons, maybe he has that Saturn in order to avoid a repeat of that incident.

Boba Fett vs a Helicopter went down exactly as I'd have expected it to. Well, not the basket and the bread part, but the outcome was right.

Damn Vanya...

Also Ana getting banned on free ham sandwich day is a funny mental image.

2016!Elliott's a furry dragon, so the event itself is right.

And we HGS regulars are in the same situation as the protag in Far From Noise. Let's talk to a sapient deer about the meaning of life before we fall off!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 9th 2019 at 11:05:11 PM

And here we see Snoop proving to the viewers at home who the top Dogg in the arena is.

Part 4

Battle Theme:

Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2 - Encroaching Shadows

Persona 5 - Blooming Villain

Night◊3◊

• Pumbaa encounters 1977!Elliott. For some reason, he proceeds to sing Aloha O'e, in deep voice as he is a male boar, to the dragon, who seems to enjoy it.

• Nyusha finds a LifeStraw somewhere in the Arena, along with a description for it. She soon decided to test the product, by drinking from random water. She tries to avoid dirty water still, but she does think random clear water from the terrain still potentially have bacteria or chemicals, so she puts the product to the test in one of them. She stays healthy after doing it and doesn't get sick.

• Stonks Man tries to kill a tribute. He wanders into Shunt's camp, another CPZ, and shoots energy arrows at him. Shunt's plow manages to withstand it, however, and he is able to move faster than Stonks Man, pushing the Stonks Man into a nearby pit that looks similar to the Robot Wars pit, that Stonks Man is unable to escape from due to the depth and because Shunt also hit one of Stonks Man's legs earlier with his axe, before he presses a button that looks similar to the button from Robot Wars. The pit immediately lets out an intense airblast, launching Stonks Man up and into the Arena forcefield, electrocuting him to death before his dead body lands.

• Meanwhile, 2016!Elliott decides to train parkour with Shunt's fellow house robot, Matilda. 2016!Elliott is able to traverse the course quite easily with the help of his wings. But Matilda miscalculated the distance of the jump, and falls to a very deep hole, knocking her removable link out, meaning she died.

• The HGS Discord meets Masaharu Kaito, and asks him to lend him a hand. However, Masaharu Kaito takes this literally, and gives the Discord Silent Bob's arm, horrifying the Discord. It turns out that few hours before, Masaharu Kaito got into a fight with Silent Bob, killing him easily with his fighting skill and newfound metahuman power. One of his powered punches also happened to sever Silent Bob's arm.

• Hero is unable to find food and gets hungry, despite having a Mobile Suit to traverse the arena. However, he then finds a chicken, with golden eggs on it. He then quickly kills the chicken, before cooking and eating it, as he is more focused on getting something to eat. He even tries to cook the eggs by cracking it, but fails as it's pure gold.

• GM Sniper II and Me get into a contest of who is the biggest badass. Somehow, Me is able to pull off many impressive stunts despite being small. GM Sniper II manages to come close too, being a Mobile Suit, but in the end, the Mobile Suit runs out of power and passes out from the exertion, but the backup battery of the bot switches on immediately. The Mobile Suit soon recharges back somewhere

• GG Gorilla crawls into a bonfire to warm himself, as his legs are still broken from Vanya's attack. However, the bonfire quickly grows out of control, and lits GG Gorilla on fire. GG Gorilla soon has to pee on himself to put out the fire, doing it succesfully.

• J-Hope, after being released from prison and recovering some of his hearing, finds Banjo and Kazooie in the Arena. He immediately uses the bandages he carries with him to bandage their faces, covering their eyes and blinding them. After J-Hope left, however, Banjo and Kazooie pretend to be mummies, scaring some tributes who fall for it.

• Ana manages to learn the White Dragon Breath spell somewhere between the previous night and this day. She soon gets seen by Malefor, who immediately tries to kill her. Ana reacts by casting the spell immediately from a distance. Spiked crystals immediately form on the ground on straight line, blocking Malefor's attack, before some of them impale Malefor. However, the spell does something unusual and special that is not normal to this spell. Malefor's body transforms into a crystal immediately, killing him as he is turn inanimate. Ana soon leaves Malefor, who becomes a crystal statue in the Arena.

• Reksio finds three orbs while wandering around the Arena. He soon tries to pick one of them, curious about it. Unfortunately for him, the orb he touches immediately turns into a black hole of the same size. The black hole immediately sucks everything around it, including Reksio, who gets painfully stretched arm first, while time is dilated for him, before his whole body gets torn apart by the huge gravity. The black hole soon disappeared after that, leaving just a big crater shaped hole in the part of the Arena where Reksio died.

• The Plaguebearer is in a library where he reads books. He soon finds two which interests him despite of him being a Plague doctor. They are books about Star Wars and Doctor Who. After reading both, he immediately works on a detailed thesis, which says that Boba Fett is possibly a Time Lord.

• Nero Bride meets the same Snowclone who Volk tried to bribe before. She reads his mind, and yet she only reads the part that he is the replacement for the previous President Snow. Since Nero Bride was revived before after her death, she sympathized with him, and the Snowclone befriends her in return.

• Takayuki Yagami finds another time machine, different from the one he used to kill Hitler alongside Banjo and Kazooie. He tried to test it too. Unfortunately for him, the machine is flawed, and few seconds later, he returns as a preteen, being confused by what happen, before becoming an old man when the machine gets him in again, and then a baby when the machine sucks him in again. He finally returns to normal, before remarking that he feels that his pants is wet, and wondering if it was by his old self or baby self.

• Joe Cool finds a Gunpla model kit, which he tries to assemble as he thinks Gunplas are cool. He keeps working on it without reading the instructions, and the result comes out as botched.

• Psycho Panda is wandering the arena, reaching the big hole where Reksio once was. Suddenly, a ghost appeared, and the full form of the ghost is then revealed as Reksio's mangled body. Psycho Panda is so spooked by it that he has a heart attack and died in few minutes, his dead body falling into the hole.

• Deceit and Snoop Dogg are both inside a secure glass chamber. They then watch the rabid Vanya wandering and seeing them mindless. They then stare at her, before she tries to reach for the glass, forming a middle finger in the process. They then wait out as Vanya scurries away from them.

• Volk tries to pick a spoon in the Arena. However, the spoon turns out to be magical, and it transforms Volk into an antromorphic cat instead. He soon sees a reflection of his new self in a mirror, and runs away scared.

• The HGS:BTP Thread, discovering Suga is J-Hope's friend, tries to attack Suga for what his friend did. The Thread fires a shrink ray at him. However, it hits Suga's dog tag in his chest, and it gets deflected back at the Thread, shrinking it instead.

• Maleficient starts to reflect on her situation, despite ruling Hell, after she saw the events happening in the Games. Eventually, she becomes an anti-nihilist, and strives to make the demons in Hell and fellow villains live worthwhile.

• Akuma finds himself in a convulated situation. He gets thrown into a mysterious, out of dimension realm where the physics are chaotic as a consequence of Reksio's orb causing spatial distortion, making a rift that hits Akuma. After being confused by his situation, Akuma manages to figure it out, before escaping from the realm.

Day 4◊

• Joe Cool sees Suga singing a song, being able to control his sonic skills now. Joe Cool, wanting to be the cooler guy and perform instead, immediately goes up the stage and kicks Suga in the groin, causing him to scream and release his skill. Suga soon stumbles away while in pain.

• Pumbaa and 1977!Elliott, for some reason, decided to imitate robots. They imitate their movement and action, as well as do Mr. Krabs robot dance.

• Masaharu Kaito finds The Plaguebearer, before singing Friday to him for 50 minutes, after The Plaguebearer gets himself trapped. Masaharu Kaito sings badly, and after 50 minutes, apologizes to The Plaguebearer for it, before going away

• Nyusha and Me have a thumb wrestling contest. Despite of Me's small size, Me wins as Nyusha is not very physically skilled

• 2016!Elliott gets spotted by Nero Bride, who tries to bring him down, despite making peace with the 1977!Elliott. 2016!Elliott soon sees a baseball flying, kicking it with his tail. The baseball gets shot strongly into Nero Bride's face, stunning her for few seconds as 2016!Elliott camouflages and escapes

• The HGS Discord reveals itself that is a reincarnation of one of the original Hunger Games tribute, Peeta Mellark.

• Vanya, still rabid, sees a rat. Unable to control her spell, she uses her magic, which also improves being uncontrolled, to turn the rat into what happens to be her favorite food while hunting it. She then eats it and seems to enjoy it.

• Ana and GM Sniper II gets into a heated argument after Ana insults Gundam. GM Sniper II is very enraged after Ana repeatedly insults and make fun of Gundam in the argument. However, rather than killing her, the Mobile Suit flies away from her instead.

• Hero manages to corner Volk with his Mobile Suit, before forcing him to dance, saying that he'll spare him if he entertains him, but he'll kill him if he either refuses to dance or bores him in the dance. Volk is soon forced to do the chicken dance, entertaining Hero enough that he spares him and leaves

• The HGS:BTP Thread finds Shunt. Carrying a Master Ball, it immediately throws the ball at the house robot, capturing Shunt like a Pokemon easily. The Thread soon can control Shunt as it catches it.

• J-Hope finds Takayuki Yagami. After his stint with attacking Banjo and Kazooie with bandages, he asks Takayuki Yagami if he likes BTS. He said he doesn't, and J-Hope responds by killing Takayuki Yagami, pushing him off a cliff. However, Akuma then finds Takayuki at the bottom of the cliff, and carrying a reviving item he got from the Arena, he revives Takayuki as he is a big fan of Yakuza.

• Boba Fett finds a spellbook. Reading the contents of it, he learns how to turn his body to a different material and stay alive, much like with carbonite. But he is also able to move too while transformed. Maleficient soon sees him, and try to kill him, thinking he is a hero, as she wants to provide happiness for villains. However, Boba Fett turns his body to fire proof steel, making it tough against Maleficient's attacks. He soon escapes from her and survives.

• Deceit, hearing about what happened to GG Gorilla, laughs at him. However, this angers GG Gorilla, who proceeds to pull Deceit despite being injured, and drags him to the top of a mountain and into a cliff, in full view of all the tributes who are still alive. He then gives Deceit a rough wedgie in front of every tributes.

• Despite Matilda and Volk agreeing to eat Banjo and Kazooie, they don't carry with it, as one of them is dead and the other is not doing it yet. Ironically however, Banjo and Kazooie themselves later try to eat Snoop Dogg, after accidentally smoking some weed and seeing Snoop Dogg as a meat. Snoop Dogg, however, escapes from them by blowing weed smoke as smokescreen, as well as to distract them.

Fallen Tributes◊: Stonks Man, Matilda, Silent Bob, Malefor, Reksio, Psycho Panda

Is it just me, or does this thread have less pages than it's supposed to?

Anyway, what the hell, J-Hope? Have some respect for non-ARMYs, geez.

Of course, Pumbaa would be friends with one of the Elliotts. They're Disney characters!

And if you're wondering why my text is like this, it's because we accidentally shrunk ourselves.

Obviously Malefor had to die like in his source material.

Also Maleficent conquering Hell ? The title of "mistress of all evil" makes perfect sense now.