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Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!

Please read the updated rules post here.

Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.

Also, the host reservation list is here.


    Original OP 
Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki as that's where we do the editing.

Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.


And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!

Team Powerful

Reserve: Team Public Service

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM

Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
MummyGaGa Me as a Merman from A magical realm Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Me as a Merman
#31052: May 29th 2023 at 9:23:00 AM

Event suggestions are now closed.

BTW, please call me Jake.
MummyGaGa Me as a Merman from A magical realm Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Me as a Merman
#31053: May 29th 2023 at 5:03:11 PM

Okay, sorry for the double post, but since it's been a while since I asked that question regarding TLM remake, and I got zero responses, I want to ask ~Cosmos And Chaos on his thoughts. Like I said before, unless there is a confirmed Age Lift, I really don't think 2023!Ariel should be safe as since Dawson Casting is a thing, I feel like 2023!Ariel should be flagged as yellow just like Ariel would be if she was nominated as herself during the 1989 film.

BTW, please call me Jake.
CosmosAndChaos Pissed off Sakura from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Pissed off Sakura
#31054: May 29th 2023 at 6:30:44 PM

In that case, I'm changing 2023!Ariel's flag to yellow.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on May 29th 2023 at 10:32:08 AM

Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#31055: May 30th 2023 at 4:43:33 AM

And here are the broken events.


    open/close all folders 

     Critically Broken Events 
  • (Player1) take(s/s/s/s/1) a shotgun off the wall and fire(s/s/s/s/1) two warning shots... into (Player2)'s hea(d/d/d/d/ds2). (FD7234, FN7289; P2 should die instead of P1)
  • (Player1) shoot(s/s/s/s/1) and kill(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/the2) fleeing (Player2). (Player3) retrieves(s/s/s/s/3) the bod(y/y/y/y/ies2) for [typeA1]. (FD7313, FN7368; same as above)

     NPC Marriages That Should be Revised/Blacklisted 
As of this season, all NPC marriages except for Cargo Ships should be revised/blacklisted because while the NPC is assumed to be in the same age group as the tribute, yellow flags need the nominator's consent for the runner due to the Values Dissonance surrounding teen marriage while orange flags and below are not allowed in them.

  • (Player1) marries a dragon. (D7712, N7786; should be revised to this to reduce running complications from marriage:)
    • (Player1) fall(s/s/s/s/1) in love with (a dragon/a dragon/a dragon/a dragon/dragons1).note 
  • (Player1) ends up getting thrice divorced and moving into a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (CD11319, CN11422; should be blacklisted, also should be "(ends/ends/ends/ends/end1)")
  • And (Player1) may tell (himself/herself/themself/itself/themselves1) "This isn't my beautiful house!" And (Player1) may tell (himself/herself/themself/itself/themselves1) "This isn't my beautiful spouse!" (CD14732, CN14789; should be cut entirely since it was pruned from Regular during the post-S261 pruning)
  • (Player1) dies after being poisoned from licking cheap envelopes for the invitations of (his/her/their/its/their1) wedding. (FD4759, FN4793; should be converted/revised to this for unblacklisting:)
    • (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) after being poisoned from licking cheap envelopes for the invitations of [typeC1] formal party.

     Kiss/Kick the Girl/Boy Events That Should be Revised to Sound Less Sexist 
These events were not intended to sound like such but they should be revised just in case.

  • (Player1) (sings/sings/sings/sings/sing1) "Kiss The Girl" while hoping [typeA1] can hook (Player2) up (with a/with a/with a/with a/with2) random (female/female/female/female/females2) visiting the arena. (D13743, N13934; "(female/female/female/female/females2)" should be "(girl or woman/girl or woman/girl or woman/girl or woman/girls or women2)", also should be "Kiss the (Girl/Girl/Girl/Girl/Girls2)")
  • (Player1) sings a parody of "Kiss the Girl" called "Kick the Girl" while hoping (Player2) can kick a random female visiting the arena. (D15158, N15532; "female" should be "girl or woman" while "sings" should be "(sings/sings/sings/sings/sing1)")
  • (Player1) (sings/sings/sings/sings/sing1) "Kiss the Boy" (a.k.a. a gender-flipped version of "Kiss The Girl") while hoping [typeA1] can hook (Player2) up (with a/with a/with a/with a/with2) random (male/male/male/male/males2) visiting the arena. (D16876, N17108; "(male/male/male/male/males2)" should be "(guy/guy/guy/guy/guys2)" to remove the Double Standard, also should be "Kiss the (Boy/Boy/Boy/Boy/Boys2)")

     Events That Need Spelling/Grammar/Format Fixes 
  • (Player1) doesn't know who (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2), but the former thinks the latter's the shiz. (B334, should be "(doesn't/doesn't/doesn't/doesn't/don't1)", not sure if "thinks" and "latter's" should be conjugated too, though since "former" and "latter" are usually taken as singular even when referring to group tributes)
  • Thanks to a glitch in the sim, (Player1) and (Player2) start this season off being body-swapped with each other. Fortunately, the Gamemakers manage to put those tributes back to their orginial bodies before the Bloodbath was over. (B592, should be "original")
  • (Player1) sa(ys/ys/ys/ys/y1) to (Player2) while extending [typeC1] han(d/d/d/d/ds1), "Ugh fine. (I/I/I/I/We1) guess you are (my/my/my/my/our1) little pogcham(p/p/p/p/ps1). Come here." (D16944, N17174; should be "pogcham(p/p/p/p/ps2)")
  • While grading essays, (Player1) notice(s/s/s/s/1) that the essays written by certain tributes are so good that it's suspicious. When (Player2) (tells/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] about an AI program that generates text to respond to prompts, (Player1) realize(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeA1] could use said program to grade the essays, not realizing that those tributes used it to write their essays. (D17103, N17336; should be "tell(s/s/s/s/2)")
  • (Player1) defeat(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and put(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC2] in a lunch box. (D17286, N17523; should be "[typeB2]")
  • (Player1) giv(es/es/es/es/e1) (Player2) a written list of possible allies to help them out this season. This list includes (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), (Player7), and (Player8). At the buttom of the list, two written sentences that state which source materials (Player3) and (Player4) came from can be found. (D17564, N17806; should be "bottom")
  • (Player1) se(es/es/es/es/e1) a vision of (Player2) dying. [TypeA1] decid(es/es/e/es/e1) to do nothing, and soon (Player2) di(es/es/es/es/e1) as foreseen. (FB81, should be "di(es/es/es/es/e2)", while Day, Night, and Feast versions should be converted)
  • Thinking a dragon can revive (his/her/their/its/their1) dead pals, (Player1) releases said dragon from captivity ?only for the dragon to kill (him/her/them/it/them1) soon after. (FD5270, FN5310; stray "?" should be a "," instead, also should be converted to this:)
    • Thinking a dragon can revive [typeC1] dead pals, (Player1) (releases/releases/releases/releases/release1) said dragon from captivity, only for the dragon to kill [typeB1] soon after.
  • (Player1) attempts to colonize (Player2)'s country but (he/her2) annihilates (him/her/them/it/them1) before (he/her1) can do so. (FD5912, should be converted/corrected to this:)
    • (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to colonize (Player2)'s (country/country/country/country/countries2) but [typeA2] (annihilates/annihilates/annihilate/annihilates/annihilate2) [typeB1] before [typeA1] can do so.
  • (Player1)'s nominator apologies to (Player2)'s nominator after (Player1) kicked (Player2) down the stairs and [typeA2] hit [typeC2] (head/head/head/head/heads2) on the last step, which killed [typeB2] instantly and (Player1) laughed over it. (FD7312, FN7367; should be "apologizes")

    Other Broken/Problematic Events 
  • (Player1) performs a rap about how (he/she/they/it/they1)'s hot and (Player2)'s not. (CD9613, CN9694; should be blacklisted, also should be converted to this in Regular:)
    • (Player1) (performs/performs/performs/performs/perform1) a rap about how [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) hot and (Player2)('s/'s/'s/'s/ are2) not.note 
  • (Player1) send(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) a letter, asking [typeB2] not to come to [typeC1] camp. [TypeA1] (has/has/have/has/have1] baked an absolutely dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. "So sorry — (Player1)" (D17395, N17636; dupe)

    Arena Events Missing in Clean 

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 30th 2023 at 8:08:54 PM

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#31056: May 31st 2023 at 12:31:12 AM

Sorry for the double post, but NTC has screened and sent the Clean Save to Compfan!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 1st 2023 at 3:31:19 AM

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
computerfan0 Eejit. It/he/they from Co. Monaghan, Ireland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Eejit. It/he/they
#31057: May 31st 2023 at 8:59:19 AM

The Hunger Games Simulation: Reboot Season 280

Welcome to yet another Hunger Games Simulation season! I'm your host, Computerfan Roundabout, and today we bring you a HGS special: The Second Ocean Season!

The Reaping!

A diverse set of ocean themed tributes awaits us, from frogs to whales, from pirates to fish, from the ocean itself to floating text, from... All I see is a load'a mermaids and a few Pokémon! I wanna see them clobbered!

Well... guess we have an unexpected and uninvited co-host today! Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary folk, give your warmest welcomes to King Dedede of Dream Land!

Co-host!? CO-host!? I'm gonna kick that Roundabout guy to the curb if he keeps insisting that I'm the CO-HOST! I'm not sharing my job!

Please calm down, Dedede. If you don't, I'll be calling in the Peacekeepers.

O... OK. Just this once, I'll be willing to compromise. But don't you expect me to be such a nice guy next time!

Anyway, let's get started!

The Bloodbath!

part one

  • A seven nation army couldn't hold Ecco back. A seven nation navy would probably be more effective.
  • We got ourselves a loser already! A useless whale is clobbered to death. Disappointing thing is that mackerels are harder to see than whales!
  • The simulator's wish clearly doesn't end well for Nikei Yomiuri.
  • I hope The Frog's plan works out!
  • That's a weird looking angel!
  • Relicanth wins a battle against... whatever that is...
  • Michael Myers better stop rippin' off MY anime right now, or I'll send in a hundred monsters to clobber him!
  • You all really chose Pyke to win immunity? He looks strong enough to survive on his own, at least to me!
  • Downgrading from cannons to a bow? I suppose stranger things have happened here.
  • Does Roger Waters want others to die or himself to die? I hope it's both! The bloodshed is the best part!
  • Being thrown into a lake kills a whale? PATHETIC!
  • Listenin' to music and drinkin'? Get killin'!
  • I don't think that was a very effective speedrun...
  • We were just arguin' about you up here! There's far too many of your kind in these games!
  • If you were everywhere, wouldn't you have both burned and frozen to death?
  • A chainsaw! Get to work and cut those other tributes down right now!
  • Eridan Ampora has a rope and a lighter. You could either put that to good use or...
  • Menat had the obvious advantage in fighting for a bam, being actual arms.
  • Stop it with these useless funerals! I hope you all end up like Lucio!
  • I hope Kitty's as good as yshe say. If only she'd quit wasting time and get to the point!
  • Can't say I blame anybody for not wanting to pick that thing up.
  • Merman Fighter believes that this is party. He'd better learn soon enough!

part two

  • I'm fairly sure the ocean weighs a lot more than a quarter pounder... An ocean sized burger! Don't mind if I do!
  • These Peacekeepers are awful! How are Fatty Whale's clothes any worse than those anime girls?
  • Listen to a Pokémon's speech? I'm fairly sure those things can only say their own names!
  • Whose blood did Nilou bathe in? TELL ME!
  • No matter how hard 2023!Ariel tries, I'm sure that video will still be gibberesting uninterish.
  • Great advice, Freddi and Luther! I'll be sure to heed it!
  • Don't give it up! Don't give up and surrender in a battle!
  • Hector survives? How could a dead person survive?
  • Ryuko Matoi suffers a fatal nosebleed because Monkey Sub wanted her bread.
  • Last Knight and Cyclops disguise as Ocean Hunter!Leviathan.
  • I'm sure TheWhiteWolf is glad that the mistake was corrected in time.
  • Paper Mario chose a mace over a hammer? Bad decision! At least you did hit your target with it.
  • Suppose it's time to add 1 to the counter!
  • Peso proves that penguins are superior to all other living beings!
  • That was terrible advice anyway! Glad Fred got what he asked for!
  • A country picking up a sword? How does that work?
  • Hearthstone!Leviathan comes across a Red Katana of Death.
  • Do Andrew and Dennis not realise there's more to the Hunger Games than just survivin'!
  • I hope Warper liked that blast z... I mean forcefield!
  • L is Real Luigi builds an armoured fighting vehicle of... questionable quality.
  • What would a pufferfish do with a medkit anyway?
  • Taskmaster's Ultimate Grill! I hope we can grill those burgers there!
  • Abraham has a hook.
  • We may have a lot of losers already, but we all know the only thing worse than a loser is a useless coward who runs away from everything! Lagiacrus, Kokomi, Sebastian, Abyssal Hunters, Julia, Ursula, The Ferryman, Mew Lettuce, Wailord, Plesioth, Stockfish, Mr. Nimbus, Fisher Tiger, Sailor Neptune, Hody Jones, Manaphy, Kingdra, Pearl, Ariel and Melody, Deonil, Cure La Mer and Lugia. I hope meteors fall on them all! Now, now, that's a bit extreme, don't you think?

Day One!

  • A rap battle? More like a crap battle! I want bloodshed!
  • Sailor Neptune obviously can't remember EVERYTHING...
  • A store explodes, but Wailord survives. All the food in the store's been burnt to a crisp! What now!
  • Monkey Sub isn't Cinderella. Why does nonsense like this need to happen anyway?
  • Menat stares at the Last Knight just like I stare at my computer.
  • I'm With Stupid shirts? That's a trend I can get behind!
  • Surely a rainstorm is of benefit to most of these tributes?
  • Ripping off Cure La Mer's arms? Why'd Roger Waters stop there?
  • Yes! Eat the queen! The theme is just an added bonus.
  • I've never heard of a country going Super Saiyan, but weird things always seem to happen within the Arena.
  • I always knew that pufferfish was a scheming type!
  • Eridan Ampora wins Kokomi's challenge, saving his life.
  • I'm fairly sure Samurott can't learn any moves involving energy balls? Who cares if it's possible, I'm just glad to see a triple kill!
  • Freddi and Luther as ponies? I want to see more!
  • Padak spends longer than anticipated working on her introduction speech.
  • How is it full of Julia? There's more of those stupid mermaids than there is Julias!
  • What problems exactly? Only time will tell...
  • I'm fairly sure waiters are supposed to have arms to hold the tray... and heads, for that matter.]]
  • I wish Plesioth would learn to fly itself and carry Ecco on its back!
  • That fish is already dead! How are you still unable to catch it?
  • Anago deletes a picture at Kingdra's request.
  • The Stalker disguises as Sebastian before entering Power's School for the Arts.
  • Leviathan thinks Leviathan didn't think Leviathan's plan through!
  • The Cooler Davy Jones? But I'm the cooler Davy Jones!
  • Naga Fighter does a barrel roll to get a drink unstuck.
  • Ocheeva gains holy abilities after finding a crest.
  • The Cyclops, The Cyclops, The Cyclops, The Cyclops, The Cyclops, The Cyclops, The Triceratops!
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemon bombs!
  • Hector? Now he's HACKtor!
  • I always appreciate a good fart!
  • Maybe Pyke really did need that immunity earlier. ZOO WEE MAMA!
  • Better the Wizard Police than the... on second thought, maybe I shouldn't say that.
  • Abyssal Hunters suffer from air-sickness. Hopefully they don't get sea-sickness too.
  • These Primarina clones remind me of my family a little...
  • You need to do better, Nemo! Maybe try a Gordo instead of a gun?
  • Madden? The only games worth playing are the one's I'M in! Hehehe!

Fallen Tributes

16 tributes have died in the first day. Their names are as follows: Moby Dick, Nikei Yomiuri, Tom, Team Moby Dick, Lucio, Fatty Whale, Ryuko Matoi, Highmore, Antoinetta Maria, Fred, Warper, Queen Azshara, Paper Mario, Zekrom, Kwazii, Pyke

These nominators certainly aren't going to be winning: ultimate_life_form, EeveeGirlChey

72 tributes remain!

    Kill tally 
  • Samurott: 3 (Paper Mario, Zekrom, Kwazii)
  • Davy Jones: 1 (Team Moby Dick)
  • Mermaid Lumity: 1 (Warper)
  • Monkey Sub: 1 (Ryuko Matoi)
  • Naga Fighter: 1 (Moby Dick)
  • Paper Mario: 1 (Highmore)
  • Peso: 1 (Antoinetta Marie)
  • Wadanohara: 1 (Fred)
  • "The Frog": 1 (Queen Azshara)
  • Zekrom: 1 (Nikei Yomiuri)

Edited by computerfan0 on May 31st 2023 at 5:00:32 PM

Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!
evilfacefromcatgame ssssssssssss from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: It's complicated
ssssssssssss
#31058: May 31st 2023 at 9:01:33 AM

Awwwww Warper's out already

I like cats.
Justkong033 Just Linie from Nowhere Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Just Linie
#31059: May 31st 2023 at 9:13:05 AM

Wadanohara got a kill, but Highmore got killed, traded off my tribute for another tribute's kill sounds like some kind of trading that doesn't look worth to me.

Edited by Justkong033 on May 31st 2023 at 11:19:04 PM

JankyKong "Can you see what I see?" from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
ZuggaluggalocoroG Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#31061: May 31st 2023 at 9:23:57 AM

Phew. Good first round.

Not even stars last forever.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#31062: May 31st 2023 at 9:36:44 AM

I wonder if the Stalker, a Psycho Prototype who eats people would pass a school which is about a subject known for calmness.

The Stalker is all about causing paranoia and worry really, fear of when he'll attack because he's near invisible.

Doesn't sound too good for a school like that.

Edited by CardboardBot on May 31st 2023 at 7:37:21 PM

TheRealBerdly Andrealphus from Ice Palace in Hell Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Andrealphus
#31063: May 31st 2023 at 9:37:11 AM

yoooo both of my tributes are fine

That's funny because both of them died round one in a failed attempt.

N'''ICE''' to meet you! Uhhh, I should never make puns like that again...
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
TroperNo9001 Space Molly Weasley from the Living Quarters Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
#31065: May 31st 2023 at 9:46:44 AM

Well, Mew Lettuce isn't wrong, Sailor Neptune was a failed reserve in the OG, so she was part of all those unused reserves in S257!

Also, there were no ponifications of Freddi and Luther, only crossover fanart, so I had to seaponify them myself. Just pretend that they're hippocamps like in the show, ok?

And hold up... another Art School student right after Mermaid Ei last season?! I rolled for the course that Stalker took, and it was Dance Class! Finally, something other than Visual Arts... Now I wonder if Stalker's good at dancing the jig like the real Sebastian...

"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#31066: May 31st 2023 at 9:50:15 AM

He can make trained soldiers dance with death at least.

TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#31067: May 31st 2023 at 10:53:31 AM

Ocheeva with holy abilities lol ironic

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
DubhKafkaesque 1000-THR Earthmover from Scotland Since: Aug, 2018 Relationship Status: Plastic Love
#31068: May 31st 2023 at 12:30:48 PM

"boats are objectively superior to planes" - ferryman ultrakill

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
Dghcrh You can't escape this monster from Small country that looks like a fish Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
You can't escape this monster
#31069: May 31st 2023 at 12:38:58 PM

This actually amused me. This is the first time I remember when both of my tributes interacted (and I'm pretty sure this isn't Sailor Neptune's first time in HGS). Also, it's the first time both of my tributes ran away from the cornucopia.

I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.
samicable Solitary Observer from Not your business Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Solitary Observer
#31070: May 31st 2023 at 1:21:04 PM

Fred got killed in the bloodbath twice now. His last words have to have been: "MY LEG!"

Hyperfixation, guaranteed!
MemeMaster245 Collector of Worlds from Skull Ship Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Collector of Worlds
#31071: May 31st 2023 at 3:33:05 PM

Michael's more than you think, he's got maximum... stink? I mean he did live in a sewer for a bit.

I will claim what is rightfully mine, and rebuild the Kryptonian Empire.
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
#31072: May 31st 2023 at 3:54:44 PM

Ooh, Mermaid Lumity got a kill! Keep it up, girls!

CosmosAndChaos Pissed off Sakura from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Pissed off Sakura
#31073: May 31st 2023 at 4:08:25 PM

Pretty impressive of Samurott to kill a Legendary.

Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.
Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
computerfan0 Eejit. It/he/they from Co. Monaghan, Ireland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Eejit. It/he/they
#31075: May 31st 2023 at 10:38:13 PM

Night One!

  • Deonil's comedy routine is a great success!
  • It came from the Metro, but now it's on a wagon!
  • everything is gender neutral is revealed to be a deadly secret agent. Roger Waters is revealed to be a less deadly secret agent.
  • I love me a Fire Flower, especially a shoddy one!
  • Kitty wanted to be the cute sidekick?! I couldn't have ever dreamt that she wanted to get a plush of herself!
  • Manaphy loses a staring deathmatch.
  • Of course Pearl doesn't get seconds. The only one who deserves seconds is ME!
  • Wailord and Dennis die in the interest of stopping World War II.
  • Padak refuses to get fresh air, probably because fish can't breath air.
  • If you're going to tell someone to sit down, just tell them to sit down!
  • Severe head injuries? I don't see no head!
  • Clearly Monkey Buccaneer is the local restaraunt operator.
  • Andrew Ryan's superiority complex presents itself again. I repeat, I, KING DEDEDE, am the coolest, greatest, most broken thing ever added to the arena!
  • Samurott thinks it's pathetic, despite having killed three tributes already. It's certainly leagues better than any of the cowards who bolted from the Cornucopia!
  • How does Primarina look like anything like a zombie?! Maybe now she does...
  • Flounder has a chainsaw, and he isn't afraid to show it!
  • Must be a very big horse if it's meant to hold that fatty thing!
  • How are thumbtacks meant to devastate a country? Maybe get better weaponry!
  • What foot? ZOO WEE MAMA!
  • Chess. What a waste of time! Get fighting!
  • Fisher Tiger's plans for total destruction are put to an abrupt halt by Cure La Mer.
  • Julia is forgotten and thus erased from existence.
  • That's what lazy cheaters like Taskmaster and Abyssal Hunters have coming to them! Good things never come to those who cheat!
  • Michael Myers is fully healed, with all ill effects being erased by Relicanth.
  • Peso is most definitely bananas! At least he's changed out of that stupid costume.
  • Eridan Ampora claims the bounty placed on Ocean Hunter!Leviathan's body.
  • Surely somebody has dumped lamb sauce in the ocean before? Certainly not me, anyway.
  • That's only true if we're counting MGTs, as this is his first solo appearance.
  • Mermaid Morgan and Baobhan Sith use an old cure for hiccups.
  • Ocheeva is wishing to go to capital. I hope that's to meet me, of course!
  • 2023!Ariel has her reputation tarnished by clones.
  • That's a disgusting nightmare! Give me my monster-selling wizard back!
  • Why did you release them? We have too many mermaids on the loose!
  • Plesioth protects itself from debuffs using mist.

Day Two!

  • Must have been a pretty big chair.
  • I think we all know how ineffective morbing is by now!
  • Cursed shopkeepers and their inability to take damage!
  • Pearl is lucky that pit wasn't so bottomless. She enacts revenge on her attacker after escaping.
  • What even is there that could have lit his head on fire?
  • Hector blows up his camp (and himself) to prevent it being raided.
  • What will that even achieve?
  • Where is that Roger Wateritis vaccine?
  • Nilou grows a tower.
  • What does a pufferfish even need a manager for anyway?
  • Lagiacrus drops a letter.
  • 2023!Ariel must be out of it! How could she kick the moon's ass?
  • I'm excited for that new game, Ecco the Shark!
  • Monkey Sub is impressed with Ursula's burping.
  • Hearthstone!Leviathan is supposedly irredeemable despite hardly doing anything so far!
  • I didn't realise Lego could do so much damage to anything other than my feet!
  • The Stalker puts metal in his head to prevent mind control.
  • An old wizard grants power to Mermaid Lumity.
  • How does that even work?!
  • Standing in Headless Ichthys' way is a fatal mistake!
  • It turns out the Abyssal Hunters can fire thunderbolts... Are they after my ideas?
  • Charybdis doesn't like Kingdra, but is only capable of killing a Sim of it.
  • I doubt that would have hurt anyway. Not with that bluffer launching it.
  • Sailor Neptune fails at poisoning sharks, but manages to poison a chicken!
  • The Frog is after the Holy Grail. Must be hungry.
  • Deonil forces Sebastian to go to a public aquarium. Hopefully as a visitor...
  • Has Peeper even got a skeleton?
  • I don't remember Kafka owing me €5, but my memory can be a bit dodgy at times...
  • Arlong writes a letter to himself. Hopefully he doesn't drop his!
  • Mew Lettuce should have inhaled that honey!
  • Lugia and Abraham? They don't scare me none!
  • Merman Fighter is given 3000 gold to let Cutegirl920fire out of captivity.
  • Monkey Buccaneer can't wait for a Bloons TD update!

Fallen Tributes

We've had 19 deaths today! Although earlier I'd've ate up the bloodshed, it seems as though I'm forming... a sort of weird connection to these tributes... friendship? No, probably just my hunger calling. Anyway, the followin' tributes have fallen: Last Knight, Manaphy, Wailord, Dennis, Stockfish, Primarina, Fisher Tiger, Julia, Ocean Hunter!Leviathan, Ariel and Melody, Hector, Samurott, Peso, L is Real Luigi, Wadanohara, Davy Jones, Hody Jones, Cumulus Gallus, Mew Lettuce

These nominators are out of the Games: kablammin45, GeekyGirl13098021, Owen23, Oggy123, JustKong033, IchigoMontoya

    Kill tally 
  • Headless Ichthys: 3 (L is Real Luigi, Wadanohara, Davy Jones)
  • Samurott: 3 (Paper Mario, Zekrom, Kwazii)
  • Abyssal Hunters: 1 (Hody Jones)
  • Cure La Mer: 1 (Fisher Tiger)
  • Davy Jones: 1 (Team Moby Dick)
  • Eridan Ampora: 1 (Ocean Hunter!Leviathan)
  • everything is gender neutral...: 1 (Last Knight)
  • Hector: 1 (Samurott)
  • Kingdra: 1 (Primarina)
  • Mermaid Lumity: 1 (Warper)
  • Michael Myers: 1 (Peso)
  • Monkey Sub: 1 (Ryuko Matoi)
  • Naga Fighter: 1 (Moby Dick)
  • Paper Mario: 1 (Highmore)
  • Pearl: 1 (Ariel and Melody)
  • Peso: 1 (Antoinetta Marie)
  • Sailor Neptune: 2 (Stockfish, Cumulus Gallus)
  • "The Frog": 1 (Queen Azshara)
  • Wadanohara: 1 (Fred)
  • Zekrom: 1 (Nikei Yomiuri)

Edited by computerfan0 on Jun 1st 2023 at 6:39:24 PM

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