Can't wait for the next few updates to kill off literally everyone...

Something is real wrong with The Moon.

Milktchi interacted with Mighty... again? Funny! Guess that she got really pissed at Mighty stealing a cookie if she tried to turn him into a bomb.

Edit: Also, what costume, Mighty? You're an Accessory-Wearing Cartoon Animal. Unless your shoes are the wrong size.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Dec 3rd 2022 at 8:02:52 AM

WTF Harry

CONNECTION REGAINED, UNFORTUNATELY

   The Fifth Night   

   Battle Music: Madness Combat 3 Mmodule by Splitmek   

•    Fang says the obvious to Eddy.   
•    Jevil eavesdrop on Eowyn and Bounty Hunter, presumably to jump them later.   
•    Luigi makes a dumb ice sculpture, which Stewie rightfully rejects.   
• Let people insult people. Don't send them to hell over it, just like how Tina was sent there after insulting Lotta.
•    How funny, these creatures turning to faith. It won't save them. It never will.   
•    Susie's probably up to no good, Tails. Kill her before she does it!   
•    Sonic gets what he deserves for attempting to escape the arena.   
•    Ooooo, a sleeping pillow.   
•    Boom asks Mighty to rate his pain from 1-10, which Mighty fortunately replies with "7118837281".   
•    Two objects on a road trip, the smaller one lugging the bigger one around. Nothing to see here.   
• Someone else is murdered for posting an unapproved Complete Monster entry. This time it's Grindelwald.
•    Milktchj writes some stupid fanfic of two works.   
•    A toucan that is somehow high. Who fed it cocaine?   

   And that seems to be it, folks. Now, you may be aware of our Jebus problem. Do not worry, I will take care of him mys-   

   Purge Day No. 6   

   Battle Music: Madness 4 - Remix by ThatOneGuy (original by Cheshyre)   

• Stress relief, or knowing too much? Eowyn makes her pain belong to Jevil, and beats him to death. His zombie slave and gator are gone too.
•    Some sinners will just make music out of anything, huh?   
•    And Milktchi sings too for a musical number. I doubt this jovial triviality will last long.   
•    Well- [coughs] well that's just bloody pathetic isn't it? Survived this far and NOW you're bedridden LAZY?! Ugh.   
• Shinjiro gains some competence to purge Queenie, but fails to conceal the murder. Wonder why Harry nor that angel didn't consider capital punishment for that blunder.
•    Bounty Hunter spends the day maintaining his health. Very well.   
•    A bunch of fish chop down a tree, but not in time to crush Vinnie. It's not luck it's not luck.   
•    Mighty is not a befitting name for this player.   
•    Ooh, a party. Make sure there aren't any clowns in the cake. Things could get messy.   
•    The ghost is being creepy. What a surprise.   
•    Espio might need to reconsider healthier sleeping quarters.   
•    Nintendo Switch bats a fastball towards Sonic, stunning him long enough to escape.   
• Lotta still wants to be an author of pain. Tails shoots her for the statement. There's finally some retribution for the stupidity here.
• Dark Samus doesn't live past breakfast, hers was spiked with explosives! No head, no helmet, only smithereens!

   Onto the- [cough] deceased.   

   The purged are six: Tina, Grimdelwald, Jevil, Queenie, Lottie, Dark Samus.   

   And that's [coughs] 23 sinners left to prove their worth. This madness should end soon enough. Next broadcast should be in around 5-6 hours. Until then, Jebus ou- [coughs] oh that's not good-   

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 3rd 2022 at 11:48:29 PM

Apparently the Salmonoids are now trying to kill their "mother". Quite an interesting turn of events, I'll say!

Harry... genuinely going out of his way to get justice for Queenie's murder? Well, that's a plot twist I didn't see coming.

At least Grindelwald lasted longer here than all the previous times I nominated him. Guess I'll root for Stewie now, seeing as he lowkey formed a bond with Grindelwald and all.

Toucan is going crazy

I bet Grindelwald posted a Complete Monster entry about himself.

HERE WE ARE AGAIN

   The Sixth Night   

   Battle Music: Calliope Madhouse by Springless Music, original by Cheshyre   

•    WOOOOOO, YEAAAHH, SLAP THE FOX IN THE FACEEEEEE-   
• Espio gets hikshsiwjashshs and his car crushed by a beast.
•    The Moon seems to be mad at how mortals depict the object it orbits.   
•    Eating cheese while Wikipedia goes down...   
•    Max Payne tells a baby to not surrender. But to what? The lack of context is annoying. Let me roll back the footage...HOLY SHI-   
•    A baby. Ugliest thing I've seen.   
•    As the Moon watches over the Bounty Hunter, it accidentally makes him go berserk again. Funny how he didn't even do anything yet with his newfound abilities.   
•    Eowyn wants to be a midget?   
•    A baby has captured a teenager. Let's see how this goes.   
•    Damn do Boom and the Switch suck at playing non conventional instruments. Perfect for the elevator music at the Other Place.   
•    Vinnie sends a message that blows up to someone who is now approaching a week old and a dumbass. Should've been fatal.   
•    Do it anyways, Susie. Give Shinjiro's restaurant a one star review even if he cooperates.   
• Suppose Mighty wasn't so mighty and (fucking) invincible after all, dying to a toucan.

   Jebus, I am 100 meters from your locati-   

   Seventh Day   

   Madness 5 by Springless Music (original by Cheshyre)   

•    Sonic is a decent hacker. But why are there schools in a purging arena?   
•    Ha, the self-amputation tactic to use your limb as a weapon. I doubt Eddy will last long with his arm detached though.   
•    Who knew the McDonald's worker has a taste for human flesh? Luigi makes a fool of himself yet again.   
• Shinjiro's attempt at murder goes poorly again. Except it backfires completely and his head gets beak-stabbed by Toucan.
•    Weapon crafting, but a wooden spear is inferior to something useful like a binary sword.   
•    Meal of 4, made by 4. Well, 3 guys and a bunch of fish.   
•    Well, avoid getti-[cOUgH] getting spat on! Quit bickering with that thing!   
•    Yue gets hit by a beam and repeats "Switch is best console" over and over again. How maddening.   
•    And a spirit empowers himself on the spirits of others. Why are they still alive? [cOugH] Fuck if I know!   
•    Garbage! Milktchi was covered in filth several times already! Because of an asshole clown and a diaper from the sky!   

   THE PURGED: Espio, "Mighty", Shinjiro.   

   20 remain   

   I [Co UGH] might not look so well. Not to worry. It will all be over soon.   

*ominous noises*

   Fairly soon...   

I haven't seen the RNG be this stingy with the deaths since Season 126.

Nice to see Harry make it this far, I guess.

Oh god Toucan what are you doing

And it made me get eliminated out of the season. Better luck next time for me I guess. And now Ken is my last shot at a P3 main party member solo debut tribute at getting to the HOF in Reboot S251

Welp.

   EVOLVED UPDATE INCOMING   

   SAVIOR'S FINAL NIGHT   

   Battle Music: 1corekiller intrumental   

•    Emotional damage. Good enough.   
•    The blue blur. Blocked by a bunch of cronies. Max is truly a Payne in the ass.   
• The toucan claims another life, shooting Eddy's head.
•    Just another useless fusion fight.   
•    Alongside being foolish, Yue is cold. She throws flowers from Tails away.   
•    Susie has dinner.   
•    Fang drinks himself to sleep.   
•    Eowyn mummifies Eddy's headless corpse.    Grim.
•    Another at their breaking point, this time an Angel of Hyperfixation.   

   PURGE DAY THE EIGHTH   

   INTENSIFICATION: 1COREKILLER METAL REMIX   

   There is only the sound of violence left.   

• The angel's last event was foreboding. She's broken to pieces by a shovel, wielded by- OH IT'S THE FUCKING TOUCAN AGAI-[COUGH].
• Waste plagues Milktchi one last time; a banana peel stops her escape from the walls closing in.
• Tails' video-making bites him in the ass as he bites into too many burgers.
•    Really? Then why hasn't Eowyn fell from the sky and crushed anyone, hmm?   
•    Oh, at least it's his own head. I'm not fond of my head being worn like a hat. That goddamn clown- [cough]   
• Vinnie ends her alternate fishy descendants with radioactive mail. There ends that weird relationship.
•    Deflating decoy? I guess Yue couldn't afford to make a clone.   
•    Sonic offers baked goods to Stewie as a friendship token. Or to at least appease the infamous child.   
• That's what evaporates a ghost? A WIZARD'S COMPLIMENT?!
•    There have been language eggs and Frenchman eggs. No one needs [COUGH]... penguin egg-grapes, Luigi!   
•    Bombing the bullets, that wouldn't be a foreign manuever in Nevada. Though I'd rather deflect bullets back, usually.   
• Max can't stand Switch's explosive tactics and the arena can't stand profanities? Do hosts get a pass? Cuz Max is banned from the season for cheating, somehow.

   Seven Are The Purged: Eddy, The Angel of Hyperfixation, Milktchi, Tails the McDonald's Worker, Salmonids, King Boom Boo, Max Payne.   

   Suddenly the numbers purged are increasing, hmph, about time. Let it be known, regardless of how ready you are, death can and will come knocking at any time- [C O U G H]...   

   ...If you'll excuse me... I have an unwelcome visitor.   

MUTATION, MUTILATION, DISEASE, AND MURDER ARE MUCH MORE LIKELY IN NEVADA. IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE ARE AFFECTED AND STILL SURVIVE, PLEASE SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY.

   THE EIGHTH NIGHT   

   INSTRUMENTAL: UTTER DAMNATION   

• Eowyn shows newfound strength, utter destroying the wereplanet mermaid known as the Moon with a single bowling ball. Impressive.
•    Enjoy the horrible sandwich, Hunter.   
•    Fang rests. He'll need it soon, assuming he doesn't die in his sleep.   
• ICE ICE, BABY.
•    Harry maintains his physical health. Might help.   
•    Sonic injects a parasite into himself to maintain youth. You gotta do what ya gotta do...   
•    The toucan dares the Nintendo Switch to send some pizza rolls to Susie in a game of Death or Dare. The switch, knowing the toucan's capabilities, sends 50 pizza rolls to Susie, overcompensating. Fear is a great motivator.   
• Vinnie starts a war, and while Yue unfortunately doesn't die, Luigi gets gunned down by more experienced soldiers until he runs out of lives. Beautiful.

   THE GREAT FEAST   

   MUSIC: DISSENSION INSTRUMENTAL   

•    ENGULF THE AREA IN DARKNESS, BOUNTY HUNTER. MAYBE YOU AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.   
• PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN RIGHTFULLY SERVED TO SUSIE. IT IS NOT COFFEE "SALSA", CRETIN.
• MURDER MURDER MURDER! THE FOOL AND THE KILLERS ARE SUBMERGED IN AN EXPLOSION, AS HARRY TAKES THE CROWN OF THE MOST DEVIOUS MURDERER.
•    VINNIE IS DISGUSTING HERSELF, IF SHE LIKES SUCH SHITTY FOOD.   
•    EWOYN SEEMS TO BE A PUS-   

   VIOLENCE VIOLENCE   

   EAR ENTERTAINMENT: AUDICHROME INSTRUMENTAL   

•    PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH THE FISH TO DEATH EWOYN   
•    VINNIE PROVES SHE'S MORE DISGUSTING BY EATING UNPEELED ORANGE   
•    A SKATEBOARD IS USELESS FANG   
•    UNIVERSE NOMINATION. I WISH   
•    GUNS GUNGS GUNS, SONIC   

   NO ENTERTAINMENT. I NEEEEED MORE POWER.   

   STOMACH OF THE AUDITOR       (THE MOON, STEWIE, LUIGI, SUSIE, PRINCESS YUE, TOUCAN, AND NINTENDO SWITCH)   

   NEXT UPDATE COMING TOMORROW ARABIAN STANDARD TIME, WHETHER IT BE THE FIRST HOUR OR THE LAST.   

Welp, bye Jebus.

Shit's about to go down.

I am terrified HAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm hyped! And Damn Vinnie, she's on a roll!

RIP Susie

Okay, lemme catch up…

Night 3: Vampire Potter lol

Day 4: Harry, I’d clam up too if someone from a previous time period asked me about clams.

Day 5: Not sure who won in that duel TBH. I mean, Queenie’s Legilimency gives her an edge, but she can’t understand Italian, so…

Night 5: Late oof for Ichi, Grindelwald made a CM entry of himself and paid the price for it.

Day 6: And that’s when I’m out as well. See you in the Troper Games (I hope, a lot had been going on in my life lately).

Night 6: Baby Luigi! Baby Luigi!

Day 7: Sonic hacked the School of Strategy!

Feast: BOMBARDA MAXIMA!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 31st 2023 at 5:36:05 PM

Oh, I hope things go well for you, Stroke! It's okay if you don't show up next season; I'll understand.

Whatever it is, hope things go well.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Dec 4th 2022 at 3:41:04 PM

There a typo in the event that kills Espio.

Plus, that’s exactly how Stewie’s dad kills him in one of the cutaways.

Edited by LittleMixSpocky on Dec 4th 2022 at 1:52:27 PM

The moon is dead!

Toucan was murdered and I'm out, but honestly at this point I think she deserved it