2725.1: Although a Company Mandated Sleep Schedule would be helpful for me and The Succubus, it does not exist yet.
2736: Bob may not create new sleep schedules. 2737: Nor may he create new Awake Schedules. 2738: Bob may not modify anyone's Circadian .8.1: Bob may not Body Swap anyone to “reset their Circadian Rhythms” 2739: Bob must cease hiring people to modify my phone... In any way.
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2739: Bob is not allowed to proclaim that anything reminds him of the babe. If something reminds Bob of the babe, it is to be investigated ASAP.
Edited by Pogakure on Dec 22nd 2022 at 7:54:16 AM
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Cynthia's New Kimono!
2740. Bob may not rudely wake me up early in the morning when I'm trying to sleep, and then blame me for needing to sleep.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
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2741: Bob is not allowed to enter my... special room in the basement.
2741.1: Speaking of which, none of you are. I'm making something special.
Edited by Archsage on Dec 22nd 2022 at 8:36:41 AM
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
2741.2 Bob will not inquire about the special something Archsage is preparing.
2742. Bob will not attack anyone below the belt during any kind of sport activities.
2743. Bob can't try on my shoes. I don't trust with him with any type of clothing after last time.
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2744. Bob is not allowed to start an uprising, resistance, or rebellion of any sort.
2745. Bob will not attempt to kill Santa to see if putting on his coat will cause him to become Santa.
2746. Bob is not allowed to Ice up the Whole Rat.
Edited by BackSet1 on Dec 22nd 2022 at 1:14:38 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
2747. Bob is preemptively banned from the Shipping Department's field day with me.
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
2748: The shipping team and Bob are to stay 5 floors away from each other at all times.
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2749. Bob will not stage a raid at the arcade.
You Could Use some Imagination
2750. Bob is not allowed to call me cute.
2750.1 Sothis is not allowed to call me cute.
2750.2 Nobody is allowed to call me cute.
2751. I do not like head pats- oh that feels good.
2751.1 Uh... pretend you didn't read that. Note to self, don't use text-to-speech when making rules.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
2751.2 BackSet to be reminded that we can edit rules after the fact (see my correction involving The Incubus Marriage incident)
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The World's Least Powerful Man
2751.3: All staff are to refrain from touching each other in any way. HR just made a noise like a blender trying to eat a rock.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
You Could Use some Imagination
2752. I do admit that I am a higher temperature than most creatures. People are permitted to snuggle up next to me for warmth while sleeping if or when we have to do a late night grind so long as they ask first. However, Bob is not permitted no matter what because I don't trust what he'll do with his hands, intentionally or not.
Edited by BackSet1 on Dec 24th 2022 at 4:17:28 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
2753: Bob is not allowed to ask Santa for presents.
2753.1: Nor bombs.
2573.2: Nor waifus.
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2754. Bob is not allowed to board the Polar Express.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The World's Least Powerful Man
2754.1: Nor is he permitted to "save Christmas."
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Telling Bob 'no' for a whole year now...
2754.2. Nor may he steal it.
2755. Bob's last name is not Rivers, and he is hereby banned from writing parodies of Christmas songs.
Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
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2756: No Bob, we will not be doing Secret Santa. Not after what went down last year.
☆ TAKE, TAKE, TAKE ALL YOU WANT, THIS WORLD WILL GIVE IT UP ☆
Cynthia's New Kimono!
2757. Bob may not reference Santa in any way.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
The World's Least Powerful Man
2758: Bob must acknowledge that the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" also applies to him, so what a handsome charcoal patina you have, Mr. Pot.
Edited by dvorak on Dec 24th 2022 at 7:37:43 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
You Could Use some Imagination
2759. Bob is not allowed to read Lord of the Flies in the grounds that it gave him the idea to trap us on a fucking island!
2760. Bob is allowed to play Project DIVA. He is not allowed to look at Hatsune Miku... you know, afterwards.
2761. Bob is not allowed to wear a Sonic the Hedgehog onesie.
Edited by BackSet1 on Dec 24th 2022 at 8:38:10 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Fuse Man
2761.1. Bob is not allowed to tear a onesie in half and claim it's not a onesie anymore.
Prepare to diode.
2753.3 Or anything off the Dark Web.
2763. No, Bob. Icicles are not a good substitute for ice cream. Put it back where you found it.
Edited by skan123 on Dec 25th 2022 at 1:45:38 AM
The World's Least Powerful Man
2764: Bob is permitted to have a merry Christmas. We'll see about the happy new year if he's good.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
2735: For all we know, Santa *is* real here, so telling Mio he doesn't exist is just mean.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!