Tropers: The Series

Melody: -runs after everyone else- Sorry! I got knocked out by some spray stuff and when I woke up I'd gotten locked out!

"Ah, there you are, Melody! We were just about to go to a pu-"
???: "Now, hold on just a minute."
"Good heavens, the network executive! How's the wife and children?"
NETWORK EXECUTIVE: "Oh, fine, fine. I was on my way to the hospital."
"Oh, to see me and Ford?"
NETWORK EXECUTIVE: "That and my brother's wife is in labor. I'm gonna have a niece. "
"Awww, congratulations!"
NETWORK EXECUTIVE: "Thanks. It's nice to see you and Ford recovered quickly. The president of TropeNet was incredibly worried about you two and concerned about the rest. He called me to tell you that you should all go to a seaside town to recuperate in the next episode."
"Well, we have been through a lot these past couple episodes."
NETWORK EXECUTIVE: "How does Brighton sound?"
"Sounds nice, actually."
(Ford nods in agreement.)
"I got to return back to E-Space, my brothers are probably wondering what happened to me. Thank god you two are alright."
(Clone!Robin then hugs Chey and Ford before pressing a button on his pendant. Just a second before he teleported back to his home in E-Space, he said...)
"So long, everyone."
NETWORK EXECUTIVE: "Alright, I better go now. I'll see you all later!"
(The network executive then hitches a taxi and leaves.)
"So, fellas... Brighton?"

edited 7th May '18 11:24:28 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Melody: Never been there, but if it's like all the other beaches in Britain I've been to, it'll be cold and rainy.

Ghost!Melody: Maybe those twoo like somewhere cold and raaainy. They might want to spend the tiiime in a nice seaside hooouse together, or possibly at a romantic reeeestaurant!

"Sure! ...But now 'King of the Creatures' is stuck in my head again. I remember my childhood in Brighton... Darn it."

"Sure, why not? Let's go!"

(The sun staff then disappears from Tales' hands.)
"Oh smeg, that staff's gone! Ah well."
(Then a note appears in Chey's hands. It says "While you're at Brighton, look for the magical twinkle shell.")
"Magical twinkle shell? Sounds like some MacGuffin out of a two-part episode of My Little Pony. Let's go then."

Season 3, Episode 8: The Obligatory Beach Episode
(The episode starts with a shot of a plane landing in Heathrow Airport, followed by a shot of our heroes getting on a train.)
"I'm quite looking forward to our little beach vacation. No baddies, no battles, no Ford getting hurt... Just sun, surf, sand, and finding that shell."

edited 8th May '18 5:07:50 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Melody: I guess the one good thing about brighton is it will probably be too cold and wet for me to wear a bikini! No siree! Even if it is sunny, I will be wearing a rash vest and shorts.

Ghost!Melody: Hee hee! Sorry, no fanservice for you creeps!

"This was a really great idea, you guys!" says Puma. "I wonder if we'll see any cool wildlife. Dolphins, crabs, octopi, megalodons, Krakens... either way, I'm sure it'll be great!

edited 8th May '18 3:05:51 PM by DrNoPuma

"I plan to just wear a shirt and shorts, thanks. It's gonna be a bit hot there. Ford and I are gonna be building a sandcastle."
"Well, if it's gonna be hot, there's no need for this then."
(Ford proceeds to remove his blazer and then his sweater, causing the audience to go nuts.)
"It's a good thing we have a passenger car to ourselves..."
"They're called coaches here."
"Well, at least it's quite nice to see you in just that floral shirt for a change."

edited 8th May '18 3:23:14 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Wonder if we'll find some more cool and fun stuff? Apart from that shell, that is" Zanreo says, playing her Switch.

edited 8th May '18 3:28:54 PM by Zanreo

"HEY, CUT IT OUT, ALL OF Y'ALL! Man needs his sleep before he gets to Brighton. F*cking A."

-Revenge then tries to get some shut-eye after being so rudely woken by the fangirls.-

"It is mind-boggling that we've never done a beach episode before."

"Yes. Anyways, I'm gonna have a nap. I gotta have plenty of energy for Brighton."
(Once again, Chey goes to sleeps on Ford's lap, using his blazer as a sort of blanket.)
"And before you react accordingly, We're not dating."

"I ship it," Puma says in Humor Mode.

edited 8th May '18 5:40:05 PM by DrNoPuma

"Thank Jim Henson we decided to stop reading fanmail. That reminds me, this train is running low on fuel."

Tropes grabs a sack of fanmail and heads for the engine room, then returns a few minutes later with the sack empty.

"Recycling feels good."

(Meanwhile, Ford is reading a book while Chey is still sleeping and having a lovely dream about playing with a bunch of kittens.)
"ZZZZzzzz..."

edited 8th May '18 5:28:51 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Fixed my last post, I didn't like the feeling it originally gave off.

"Aw, nice," says Puma. "Chey is so pure. I wonder if my dreams will be pure too...?"

Puma goes to sleep and has a dream about killer, monstrous versions of the creatures he mentioned earlier. He wakes up, very unnerved.

Tropes goes to sleep, and dreams that he's the viewpoint character of "The Gambler" with his old, mysteriously vanished friend Taco Badger as the Gambler.

There are also talking envelopes.

(The train then arrives at a station. Ford gently shakes Chey.)
"Chey... Wake up, We're here."
"Ahh, Ford... You've come to join me in the kitten-cuddling?"
"We've arrived in Brighton."
"You're as cuddly as the kit-WE'RE HERE?! Oh smeg. Hey, pals! Wake up, we're in Brighton!"

edited 8th May '18 6:29:03 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"GOD DAMMIT I SAID- Oh, we're here! Sorry about that. Heheheh!"

-Revenge hopped up and walked into the restroom. Seconds later, he walked out, in the same form, but now with a red, short-sleeved formal shirt, snap-on black tie, and brown slacks with nice black shoes. His cards were now heavily stylized as well.-

—"Ah! ARORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF—hey, did we arrive?"

-Revenge just blankly stares at Tropes.-

"Did you just Steamed Hams?"

"Yes. Why? Is that bad?"

(Chey and Ford pass by Tropes and Revenge while carrying their suitcases.)
"Come along, y'all."

edited 8th May '18 6:50:46 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"No, not really, just... I don't know."

Revenge grabbed his luggage and trailed behind Chey and Ford, his cards swirling around him as he did before collapsing into a deck, putting themselves back into their box, and slipping into Revenge's pocket.