Bitter hatred
(pops out of a toilet in a fantasy castle) oh god that was horrible, oh fuck I'm going to-(hurls).
Edited by Superjohn on Jun 14th 2021 at 6:52:01 AM
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
A Gentleman Pirate
Didn’t this door used to go to my doctor’s office?
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.
"I know revolving doors are crazy, but I didn't think they could send you to a whole new world."
Dwar of Helium
Speed Dating Red Flags
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Gengar
"Where do you think is the best place to hide a superweapon? Uh, it's a movie prop. Yes, I need to store my prop superweapon somewhere because I'm not ready to film it yet."
Gengars are so Creepy Cute. :D
A Gentleman Pirate
You didn’t happen to see someone who looked like me on a wanted poster, did you? Just for fun.
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.
"Let's talk politics." (buzzed off the stage)
Bitter hatred
Hey want some speed?(buzzed off stage).
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"You know, I think Holmes & Watson is an underrated cla—" [BZZZZT!]
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Gengar
"Now that I have you here, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty-"
Gengars are so Creepy Cute. :D
Bad Times To Quote Spongebob
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jun 16th 2021 at 1:09:08 AM
Bitter hatred
(a person is going on a racist rant)
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
"Hey, can I ask you a favor?"
"Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jun 16th 2021 at 5:01:24 AM
A very angy egg
(Someone just gave you a "Reason You Suck" Speech)
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Autistic Ace Author
lame last words
Edited by Tropemaster16 on Jul 3rd 2021 at 2:36:53 PM
I apologize for my rookie behavior in the "Scenes From A Hat" forum game in 2020
Bitter hatred
Owie.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
A Gentleman Pirate
Have you seen my keys?
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Push harder! Harder, I say!"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
That there is a seal.
looks at horrible injuries
"Well, that ain't good."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Hi There!
Did I leave the stove on?
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
Blitzy....
Horror Movies if Everyone was smarter
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
"Alright, let's split up and search for clues."
"How about we fucking don't."
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
"Anyone know where the guns are?"
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 23rd 2021 at 8:11:12 AM
Most Unlikely/Ridiculous Ways to Get Isekai'd
(Ugh...this is my fourth one in a row; would someone care to take the next topic after this?)
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jun 14th 2021 at 7:29:03 AM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!