The Video Guy
"Ask not how your country can rock you, ask how you can rock the country."
And new topic, Rejected sitcom catch phrases.
"I put on pants for this?"
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"It doesn't get funnier from here!"
I'm helping!
"Catchphrases are for losers."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Oh Captain!~
my current job
"STOP! SAYING! THAT!"
Things you'll never hear in a dojo.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
BORK
I will feast on your fingernails!
Google Snake Game.
You will die in 7 days!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Forget all those complicated punches, kicks, and dodges. I'll show you how to block knives and bullets with your mind!"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I'm helping!
"And now that you know how to break a man's arm, go rob a bank or two! I fully endorse anything you choose to do with this knowledge! Violence is awesome!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Oh Captain!~
I'm back, I guess.
"I'm scared to go on the roof, it has fire on it!"
I can't think of a good signature.
my current job
"This Dojo uses the think system!"
Ms. Frizzle's lesser-known substitutes
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lovely Legilimens
"Hey kids! Let's take you on a field trip to our meth lab for our chemistry lesson!"
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 31st 2019 at 3:18:06 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
"Don't put on your seatbelts, everyone. We're visiting Chernabog." -drives bus off cliff-
Edited by Routeferret on Jul 30th 2019 at 8:21:52 PM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Kids, today we're going to see what it's like inside a tarantula hawk wasp hive!
Oh Captain!~
"Put on your hazmat suits, kids, we're about to learn how nuclear power plants work!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Tell me something happy
Things you can say about a mall, but not about your partner.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"What a bargain!"
The Video Guy
"Wow, so much space in here."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Not a Fragile Flower
"I saved so much money!"
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
I'm helping!
"Honestly, I like the other one better."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Not a Fragile Flower
Inappropriate things to say in a hostage situation.
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
"Why is my speech like this?! Amber (My younger sister), did you do this? It has crude and quite unreadable writing on it with thousands of exclamation marks."
"I don't know why I did that, it just sounds cool!"
I can't think of a good signature.