Jer gets all the girls
"I've played a bunch of Street Fighter. This'll be easy! "
Edited by Murataku on Jul 31st 2018 at 1:49:04 AM
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
He'll take the case!
"I have unchecked anger issues and wanna hit someone!"
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
“I was told there’d be cake for the winner!”
“So, this is a fight to the death, right?”
Edited by RandomWriter413 on Jul 31st 2018 at 8:37:12 AM
My dad's mom's sister's boss' brother's 5th grade teacher's cousin was a fighter.
Forever a hoopy food
"My cousin is sleeping with my boyfriend so it was either participate in this or go on Jerry Springer."
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 1st 2018 at 11:11:01 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
More Practical Uses for the Big Red Button on Your Doomsday Device
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"Just press this here button and depending on the weather, the AC/heat will be cranked up to its maximum power!"
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 2nd 2018 at 11:56:22 AM
Call me... Del Noir...
"Just one push and TV Tropes will stop ruining my life!"
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
Knock knock, I'm a cow!
"This here button is to mislead any invaders into thinking it's a self-destruct button. In reality, it drops a bowling ball from the ceiling, most likely landing square on the invader's head."
I have a good feeling... and my feelings are always good!
"This button is for giving me food!"
-rips the button out of the control panel and whacks The Hero over the head with it-
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?
"Hmmmm...nope!...Hmmmm...nope!...Hmmmmmmm...maybe...hmmmmmmm...nope!"
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The Video Guy
"And this button resets the topic..."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Forever a hoopy food
Bad Times to Quote Sonic the Hedgehog
1. "You Are Not Cool".
2. When you are with someone who is slower than you.
Upon losing a game of Super Smash Bros:
"I am not weak! I AM NOT WEAK!"
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?
Oh Captain!~
"Madam, what was your motive behind stabbing Mr. Smith?"
"Well, officer, he was tailgating me all along the highway while shouting 'YOU'RE TOO SLOW!'..."
Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 16th 2018 at 6:17:14 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Tell me something happy
Bad times to lose track of the conversation.
Edited by burinnu on Aug 24th 2018 at 7:03:27 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"Wait, what's this about going to war now?"
Oh Captain!~
"The house is on what now?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Strongest In History
"Wait, what is possessed by who?"
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
The Senate
“Wait, who did you say we were being invaded by?”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"Maybe I can shill my business by doing this..."
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