Your avatar asks the above avatar a question.

What do you think of our princesses? Also, have you ever been to Ponyville before?

"Oh, it's you again! Why are you following me?"

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 16th 2020 at 6:00:54 PM

What are you afraid of, little one?

The scum that is the Republic and the Jedi are to blame for my state, I was once a great warrior in my homeworld, fighting for my people, but the Republic sent the Jedi to help our enemies and then attempted to kill me when it became clear I wouldn't bow to them. Then the Separatists found me at death's doorstep and gave me a second chance at life. And a chance to earn my revenge on the vile Jedi plague that destroyed everything I cared for.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 16th 2020 at 8:37:14 AM

Fascinating. I've spent decades working on the Patriot project, yet I've never seen such intricate technology before. Or, indeed, a combination of technology and living flesh... am I not correct? Perhaps we both have certain grievances to avenge... hopefully you wouldn't mind if I ask you a question.

How did you come to this state?

I was scarred in an explosion when the KGB operatives tried to interrupt my work. The resulting radiation permanently altered my DNA and my body! But while I may be hideous, I am strong. Perhaps you're in need of a hands-on demonstration, aren't you?

Edited by arcada188 on Jan 16th 2020 at 7:20:22 PM

Has anyone ever told ye yer painfully ugly? My god, man, you have to be one the ugliest people I have ever had the misfortune to lay me eyes on.

I have no idea what ye talking about.

OOCI like to think these characters have no idea they're being puppeted by nerds on smartphones. At least in my case anyway

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 17th 2020 at 7:57:22 AM

I just noticed that your relationship status is "TV Tropes ruined my love life." Now I feel very guilty. Am I the one to blame? I'm sorry, man, I'm just curious!

I didn't get my AK-47 from the black market. I got mine from the gun store. I had to get it to fight off a bunch of Daleks.

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 16th 2020 at 12:06:00 PM

It's rare to see someone using an AKM these days. I thought there's more surplus AK-74 in the black market over older Kalashnikov models by now. Any reason for that?

Partners.

We were rolled out from the same factory, so it's probably not wrong to think of us as relatives.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jan 17th 2020 at 12:07:19 AM

“...Um... are you twins, or...?”

Edited by Enirboreh on Jan 16th 2020 at 7:59:24 PM

Inquiry: Are you physically ink-based? Or is this a human 'figure of speech'?

Response: I can survive gunfire, high-explosives, blunt trauma, and extreme temperature.

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jan 16th 2020 at 8:50:04 PM

Sweet armor. What kind of attacks can you tank?

... No reason for asking, just curious.

I think I'll pass. Had enough stress fighting an evil priest and a dragon king or whatever.

Man, what even was Malroth?

Er, point is, I'm fine, thanks.

Edited by Beverly on Jan 16th 2020 at 3:34:32 PM

Would you be interested in having place amongst the Separatists?

I slaughter the scum that are the Jedi.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 16th 2020 at 3:41:10 AM

Oh, you seem like a strong, formidable Steel type, my good mon! What is it that you do? (Henry asks this amidst prodding from Tenn to stop.)

....We're from Earth? I guess it might not the same one as you, though.

And nobody has sent us, either! All three of us do what we do of our own volition!

Edited by kablammin45 on Jan 17th 2020 at 12:29:11 PM

Are you guys aliens? What planet are you from?! WHO SENT YOU?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

It’s pretty good. Tito puts it in his burritos sometimes! Usually just a few grains though, my buds and I have pretty small appetites compared to humans. I don’t know how they do it...

Edited by Tre on Jan 17th 2020 at 5:08:19 AM

Do you like white rice?

Um... I'm... Hanayo Koizumi.

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jan 17th 2020 at 5:52:15 AM

"Hi! You remind me of my old pal Adeleine! What are you?"

"Okay!"

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 18th 2020 at 5:16:29 PM

Mind asking Meta Knight if he can teach 6k1 how to swordfight? She needs it for the Nominator Games.

6k1 arranged them for me after I broke down crying while watching Reboot Season 80 with Ichi. It really hurt to see the two Twilights die early, and I broke down from witnessing traumatic events in the Arena before. So, after 6k1 revived them, she arranged with Twilight and Fluttershy to mentor me on how to control my emotions and be assertive, respectively. I had to miss two seasons for them, but they were worth it!... Even if Discord messed with me before Fluttershy's training...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 18th 2020 at 1:54:22 AM

How do you sign up for friendship lessons?

I don't collect any trophies per se. But I do enjoy collecting ancient artefacts and the such!

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 17th 2020 at 4:19:57 PM

What kind of trophies do you collect?

I am no Sith! I don't belong to either ideology and I can't use the force.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 17th 2020 at 10:28:33 AM

What's it like being a Sith?

Sometimes. I did it when a meteor was plummeting straight towards Ponyville.

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 17th 2020 at 5:56:31 AM

Can unicorns shoot lasers from their eyes? ...Asking for a friend.

We’ve always been able to speak! It’s just getting humans to understand us that’s been a bigger challenge. He’ll never believe me, but I gotta tell Turbo...

Edited by Tre on Jan 18th 2020 at 4:35:43 AM

Jeyne: wait, are you a talking snail? Why can you talk?

Theon: No, I just look after her.

Jeyne: We're like family, I suppose

Edited by Libraryseraph on Jan 17th 2020 at 9:04:42 AM

“S-So are you two a couple, or...?”

Edited by Enirboreh on Jan 18th 2020 at 11:32:53 AM

Pardon me if it's anything personal, my dear, but... what's with the stutter?

Besides that cartoon character from my younger years? Nope.

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jan 18th 2020 at 8:23:18 PM

...Yeesh. Do you know anyone named whatwashisname Nimnul, perchance?

Sure. I can show you to the Happy Tom Canned Food Factory, it's pretty high up there. It's a nice view, 'specially when you're walking out of the casino.

Edited by arcada188 on Jan 19th 2020 at 9:14:11 PM

Heeeey, you there! Fella with the hat! Say, I'm new to this town. Mind showing a girl around? We could start with someplace high! I'd love to get a good view first.

Guns are about right! You see, back in my homeland, every citizen is entitled a firearm for self-defense. It's only natural for me to be good with guns, right?

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jan 19th 2020 at 9:22:29 PM