Hunger Games Simulator

From the first gag save: "Candlehead uses whatever supplies she was able to find to create a makeshift Armored Fighting Vehicle."

A step up from candy karts, ain't that right?

I have everything. We'll be starting tomorrow!

Awesome.

"Vergil takes the rap for The Forgotten One's crimes."

Y'know, a giant fucking rotting corpse doing crimes is really out there.

Also, "Rancis is horrified when he learns of The Forgotten One's fetish."

I'm pretty sure he would be horrified with The Forgotten One in general.

edited 8th Dec '17 7:16:14 PM by Eredars

Funny that in the second gag save, the Executor got destroyed by a lightsaber, considering that Darth Vader is a Sith.

Okay, there was this event that happened in the first gag save where a tribute is crushed by the statue of another, but both of them ended up dying, and like the old steel chair event, there was no indication that the other tribute was turned into a statue. I think this should be reworded after this season.

And also, my holiday events ended up being unused because when D4sh ran the previous season, she used an older save instead of the post-season gag save that I set up, where I added said events. Note to self: add these after this season.

edited 8th Dec '17 7:26:53 PM by TroperNo9001

2nd save, and getting killed by Captain Novolin is really low, Mother.

Keep in mind that Captain Commando stole Smash invitations in both saves.

This event needs to be fixed

While hunting with (Player 1), (Player 2) turns into a dog. She 2 then asks to them, "Can I go home? I'm a dog.". (Player 1) allows them to.

Forgot to put he/she2 in brackets.

Damn, that's a lot of red links.

THE TEXT FORMATTING RULES, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?!

We already have the arrow to the knee events. That's how the Eiffel Tower got "killed" in Season 186.

edited 8th Dec '17 10:34:57 PM by dave_the_assassin

(Player 1) slices (Player 2) in a half with a Zweihander. (Fatal)

(Player 1) launches (Player 2) to the sky with a giant club. (Fatal)

(Player 1) turns (Player 2) into a porcupine with dozens of arrows. (Fatal)

(Player 1) turns (Player 2) into a pile of mincemeat with a minigun. (Fatal)

(Player 1) takes an arrow in the knee. (Fatal)

(Player 1) kills (Player 2) with an arrow in the knee. (Fatal)

(Player 1) bludgeons (Player 2) to death with a rubber duck. (Fatal)

edited 8th Dec '17 10:36:42 PM by Mhazard

You know, seeing the Father's Day Special makes me wish that we have an all-mothers special.

Yeah, I guessed that. Maybe we should do a round 2 of both specials after the second Troper Games.

edited 9th Dec '17 3:22:22 AM by dave_the_assassin

We actually did have a Mother's Day Special at one point - it was before your time, though.

A fix for Day / Night event #725:

(Player 1) kills (Player 2) by stopping time, throwing dozens of knives toward (Him / Her 2) and smacking (Him / Her 2) with a road roller.

Alright, Season 188, let's go! Here are our fine tributes this fine Season. Only one of you will win, but three of you will be our final qualifiers for the Battle Royale next Season. Best of luck to you!

Sound the horns!

• Hm, I wonder how a reindeer writes in a diary? Unless he holds the pencil with his mouth?
• A robot is invited to dance.
• The cornucopia is afraid of the Puppet.
• So... a death battle featuring a raptor in the snow?
• Dokon-Dan manages to scare away Springtrap, of all tributes.
• Shadow Tubby is already salty.
• A chipmunk worfs a tribute from a common Butt-Monkey source material in the first kill of the Season.
• Sephiroth is already acting somewhat in-character.
• More death battle invites and salt.
• Can ice even eat?
• It would seem that Chaos is a Beatles fan.

Day One

• Aaand someone is already flirting with President Snow.
• Captain Commando pranks the Announcer.
• Uhh... I don't think any of us want to see the Puppet twerking. Probably not the others either.
• Thor likes ro-BUTTS.
• Shadow Tubby writes slash fics, apparently.
• A spaceship becomes a raptor's therapist.
• I thought reindeer were herbivores?
• Ice is going to be that tribute, isn't it? The one that makes you scratch your head.
• Oh dear, a radioactive deer!
• Chaos finds a treasure map in the snow.
• Alex creates a memorial for John Egbert, presumably.

DEATHS: John Egbert; Just one death! What a shockingly bloodless way to kick off the Season!

edited 9th Dec '17 5:50:42 AM by worldofdrakan

Scaring Springtrap away? The Dokon-Dan must be pretty scary...

So, um... which Snow is Mikan flirting with?

OH DEAR A RADIOACTIVE
[beat]
DEER

Also darnit I should've nominated Rudolph lol
Hate being late to nominations rip

Night One

• Satori is a meth head. Also, that was a close one!
• Thor... Is somehow unworthy of the sword in the stone?
• We'll see about that, Chiaki.
• Again with the eating ice!
• So that's what the teens are into these days.
• Springtap wins a dance-off against Captain Commando.
• Yeah, I know that neither of them are really catches, but come on, Koopalings. The Forgotten One???
• Surtur, stop telling everyone that Discord is dead! Also, Discord looks appropriately unamused there.
• Dokon-Dan's camp is possessed, and permanently so, by the look of it.
• John and Paul yank a Norse god's hair. Something tells me that isn't a good idea.
• Hot. Juicy. BURGER.
• A radioactive vampire reindeer, everyone!
• So THAT'S how Eleanor is so powerful.
• Ugh. I just KNEW my luck would run out after that streak of podium finishers.
• Meanwhile, someone else is much luckier than Blitzen.

Day Two

• Cult war!
• Kai is a creeper.
• I can only imagine why, Dokon-Dan.
• Mikan does not find Magnus glamorous.
• Eleanor, you've being kind of a Jerkass so far, haven't you?
• Did Hussie really need the Dragon Balls?
• Ice somehow lands a date. So does Mother.
• Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea, Satori.
• Odin has a luxurious pool and invites snow to join him. That's gotta be cold!
• Echo and Charlie sell chocolate.
• Sephiroth, you are NOT the father!
• A bully gets bullied.
• UGH. You are a damn reindeer, Donner! How could you NOT fly?!
• Thor gets worfed.
• Uh huh, sure. Donner couldn't fly, but President Snow could?! And yes, that is President Snow pushing the other President Snow.

DEATHS: Blitzen, Donner, Thor

Yes, I totally pressed send too soon by accident earlier. Hopefully nobody read ahead before I could fix it! Also, yes, I am very mad. Why do you ask?

edited 9th Dec '17 7:34:56 AM by worldofdrakan

So, was Snow trying to kill... himself?

And regarding day one, I like to imagine that One-Winged Angel was playing over Sephiroth's cooking duel.

Jeez, what's with my tributes and The Forgotten One?

Maybe the radioactivity Donner had took his flight??? idk

Chaos. The God of Discord. Loves The Beatles. WHAT.

But I do like Paul McCartney, particularly due to "Live and Let Die", one of my most favorite songs ever.

Time will tell whether Snow would sleep with himself.

Not even diabetes could stop Captain Novolin from winning Wipeout!

And a Sugar Rush racer uses Sweet Treat to heal himself. How appropriate.