Can't sleep, so might as well do another update.
Battle Music
- How is Mountain Dew able to use an item?
- Dark Meta Knight, just drink some more Mountain Dew, you'll be fine.
- Brings new meaning to "Crystal" Gems...
- Gaello gets some good reading material.
- Dark Samus gets some new jewelry.
- King Ghidorah is impaled by someone's boner.
- Emmet and Wyldstyle have a lover's quarrel.
- Dark Samus causes someone's boner to get confused.
- Again Dark Meta Knight, just drink some more Mountain Dew.
- A goose trains a walrus in combat.
edited 28th Mar '17 7:10:53 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
You posted The Feast twice.
Surprised both my tributes are still alive this late into the game, though. I guess I'm ending on a high note, hopefully.
edited 28th Mar '17 12:28:18 AM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
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Fixed. That's what I get for making an update late at night.
I now find myself wondering what Tana's new recipe is.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Oh, Emmet's just doing what a Master Builder do— wait, what?!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Man, Dark Meta Knight really wants a drink. Maybe he should have gone to the damn feast then.
It would be perfect if he winds up dying of thirst.
edited 28th Mar '17 12:51:08 AM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Could you not
Artemis is a goose, not a duck.
Oy!
Oh, man, I just fucking LOVE it when I come back here after waking up and see that all of my tributes are dead in THE FIRST TWO GODDAMN UPDATES.
Battle Music
- Emmet pulls a joke on Joker.
- Tana, Urine Trouble!
- Dark Meta Knight saves his girlfriend.
- The walrus and the goose share sandwiches.
- Dark Meta Knight and Emmet duel.
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Emmet, what has gotten into you?!
Dark Meta Knight/Mountain Dew OTP.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Welp, now we're never gonna know what Tana's new recipe was.
Could you not
Everyone's treating Artemis like a serious threat, which doesn't make any sense....
But than again, he's a Canadian goose, so...
Oy!
What is with Dark Meta Knight and Mountain Dew?!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Battle Music
- Gaello's goose is cooked.
- Dark Samus feels the love.
- Mountain Dew gets schooled.
- A walrus gets a scary makeover.
- The others play blackjack.
Could you not
Oh no ):
Oy!
Next is a double update due to lack of deaths. I'll hurry things up since there's only two updates left.
Battle Music
- The Hyneman tends to his whiskers.
- Gaello seems to be a in-universe Mr. Fanservice.
- Dark Meta Knight tries to drink Mountain Dew for real out of thirst.
- Emmet gets a subscription to Stud Monthy.
- The myth that sand hurts the Hyneman's eyes is confirmed.
- Emmet and Mountain Dew have a lover's quarrel.
- Gaello tries to catch some big bass.
Carbonated beverages are incapable of feeling gratitude.
Next is the finale! Now would be a good time to give the remaining tributes a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner!
Battle Music
- Gaello took some Deadpool lessons.
- The others try to be a Broadway sensation.
- This would be an impossible event if one doesn't consider the dispersion of liquid.
- NOTICE ME SENPAI!
- Emmet receives mail from an angry Unikitty, who just learned of Wyldstyle's death at his hands.
- Rapunzel finds her Prince Charming.
- Like they always say, love hurts!
- Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink!
- Rapunzel turns out to be a fairy.
- The Master Builder tries to solve a Master Puzzle.
- The walrus is armed and dangerous.
Rapunzel ties her hair in a ponytail and pulls a Dixie Kong.
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Oh my, Emmet's sending in some mixed signals here.
And nuuuuu, Mountain Dew!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Final Battle Music
- Emmet is a soulless monster.
- Rapunzel lets down her hair...as well as her life.
- Gaello powers up.
- The walrus ascends to a higher plane of existence while Emmet and Gaello have a final showdown.
Team Humanity
Reserve: Team Hitler Rants
Custom events:
- (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) find a photo booth and take several silly pictures together.
- (Player1) glues a coin to the ground and hides. (He/She1) giggles as (Player2) struggles to pick up the coin.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) work together on a jigsaw puzzle.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) find a 1950's-style jukebox and fill it with their favorite songs.
- (Player1) rick-rolls (Player2).
Since a lot of the tributes we put in are villains, here's some death event versions of some of the relative events that'll be in-character for a lot of villains:
- (Player1) reveals to (Player2) that (he/she1) is (his/her2) long-lost sibling, then brutally kills (him/her2).
- (Player1) reveals to (Player2) that (he/she1) is (his/her2) long-lost sibling, then disowns (him/her2). (Player2) retaliates by killing (Player1).
- (Player1) confuses (Player2) with (his/her1) mother/father and brutally kills (him/her2).
And of course, the death version of the yo-yo event:
- (Player1) beats (Player2) up with a razor-blade edged yo-yo and (he/she2) dies from loss of blood.
edited 28th Mar '17 7:39:18 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Blargh, that wasn't a good season for me.
Mains: Draconian Dignitary
◊ and Crowbar
◊
Reserves: Alice Margatroid
◊ and Yumemi Okazaki
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And a custom event:
(Player1) and (Player2) fight to the death while (Player3) and (Player4) provide a running commentary. (Player1) wins.
edited 28th Mar '17 7:44:19 PM by InfinityRyujin
Underworld Angel
Nominating Team Guillotine'd: Horseless Headless Horsemann
and Mami Tomoe
◊
Reserves: The Invincible Strategists: Grand Admiral Thrawn
and Lelouch vi Britannia
Here's a custom event:
(Player 1) gets drunk on champagne and hallucinates pink elephants.
edited 28th Mar '17 8:15:46 PM by TheSilverShroud
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Could you not
Barbie!Rapunzel/Wildstyle?
Well, they are both toys...
Illuminate!