Hunger Games Simulator

Why is a book in the hunger games?

Why am I even questioning this, of course it'd be...

Pft. One must wonder who said sponsor was.

Cu Chulainn: I didn't die first?!

Battle Music

• Pokemon Champion Iris Theme "Epic Rock" Cover/Remix (Little V)

NIGHT ONE

• Gamora finds a new way to increase her power level.
• ...that Crack Pairing is a lemon...
• Clover gets lucky.
• What an awesome rap battle!
• Michael takes after Freddy Got Fingered.

DAY TWO

• Aww, look how cute and fluffy Zechs is!
• Gamora shows off some skin.
• OH NO A DOG THAT CAN HACK! What next, cats and dogs sleeping together?
• That's a strange rock band.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Gamora

>Emily Kaldwin forces Nuclear Man and Chase Elliot to kiss.

Wow, Emily, I never thought you're that kind of person.

Didn't know Akuma was into playing phone games.

Goddammit, Gamora...

Don't do magic shrooms

Battle Music

• Pokemon X/Y Champion Diantha Theme "Epic Rock" Cover (Little V)

NIGHT TWO

• Dr. Nefarious feels the love.
• Gavin sees something he cannot unsee...
• Emily relieves some stress.
• Die falls in love.
• I don't wanna know what he gets off to...
• Paper beats rock.
• I really don't wanna know what he gets off to...
• Akuma finds a new way to increase his power.

DAY THREE

• Aww, look how cute and fluffy Finn is!
• Paper beats cornflakes.
• Clover turns out to be a Kid Buu expy.
• Dr. Nefarious doesn't feel the love anymore.
• Cowboy impression at high noon!
• Uh-oh, Akuma's here to kill us all!

FALLEN TRIBUTES The Cornflakes Homunculus, Dot, Dr. Nefarious, Heero Yuy

Do I really wanna know what Feelings' true form looks like?

Feelings' true form probably looks like a fusion of eldritch versions of the "It's A Small World" ride characters from Disney World, similar to the clocktower boss in Epic Mickey.

edited 21st Mar '17 10:23:08 PM by TheGamechanger

...Why would they make a plush of Finn Cooley?

Now, now, Kit, no need to be hurling out racist slurs like that.

Last update for tonight.

Battle Music

• The Battle at the Summit!

NIGHT THREE

• A Celtic gourmet meal is made.
• Tonberry shows off his arm cannon.
• Feelings turns out to be cold-hearted.
• Emily falls for the oldest trick in the book.
• Lemon Man gets sour.
• Akuma fingerpaints with his latest kill's blood.

DAY FOUR

• Clover gets some bad luck.
• Considering what Michael has been doing so far in the Hunger Games, I'd be disgusted too.
• Here comes a new challenger! Finn Cooley and Chase Elliott!
• Paper adopts baby Fareed.
• Akuma finds some good reading material.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Emily Kaldwin, Nuclear Man, Francis McReary, Wenck

edited 21st Mar '17 11:12:47 PM by TheGamechanger

Gee, Emily, you should've been careful!

And what's gotten you so down, Morgan?

I bet that must've really soured Nuclear Man's day.

Good reading material? Steiner's diary might be filled with his attempts to do Hitler's ridiculous plans and orders, complete with Jodl's complaints about those plans.

Is that a reference to Hitler Rants?

Yeah, I can totally see it.

Feelings why

Battle Music

• Pokémon GCN Fanon Remix - Champion Miror B. Battle - by DjtheSdotcom

NIGHT FOUR

• Yet another tribute find a new way to increase his power level.
• There's now a new constellation in the sky.
• Zechs beds the Leprechaun.
• McGillis has a slice of life episode.

DAY FIVE

• I'd actually go see that Akuma musical simply because it'll be amusing.
• Jumping Spider gives Corvo the hammer.
• Ice Creams Junior fantasizes about being Captain Ahab.
• Morgan kills a Terminator.
• Kermit gets serious.
• Remember Treze: Don't turn your back on the body.
• And now we have a second new constellation.

FALLEN TRIBUTES Chase Elliott, McGillis Fareed, Corvo Attono, Tonberry, Rubick, Treze Krushrenada, Leprechaun

Lots of tributes trippin', yo.

And Quibble Pants is rambling about the flaws of this very competition, like he always does.

Oh boy, here comes Quibble Carnegie.

And Corvo's death is just comical.

edit: Quibble Vujicic? Quibble Grylls? I can do this all day.

edited 22nd Mar '17 7:08:49 AM by fdiaperhead

Considering all the death and destruction that happens in the Hunger Games, it's easy to see why they'd decided to go on a trip.

edited 22nd Mar '17 7:06:23 AM by TheGamechanger

Dang, Corvo got worfed big time. Then again, I suppose there are worse ways to go.

Oh boy, Kermit.

Jumping Spider sure is strong...