Hunger Games Simulator

Lupin probably scared Kyla off by transforming into a werewolf that night.

And Simba protecting his wife is really heartwarming.

If only I could have absorbed the king, I would have regained my power and destroyed everyone in an instant!

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey IV - Faith is My Pillar (Super Arrange)

NIGHT SIX◊

• Kyla has a falling out with her lover.
• Robin gives a speech based on what he learned from Batman.
• "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"

THE FEAST◊

• A member of Batman's Rogues Gallery does Revenge by Proxy.
• Ruby is still coping with her loss.
• The lion couple are lucky they didn't get on Cthulhu's bad side.

DAY SEVEN◊

• Ruby measures her blessings.
• X-6 runs away from a psycho.
• Simba pushes Bernie off the ledge the same way he did to Scar. Just like Scar, Bernie survived that.
• Harley plays Candy Crush Saga.
• Cthulhu receives an Oxygen Destroyer.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

I guess Hades and Persephone are back in the Underworld.

Hades: I told you!

Persephone: Okay, you were right.

And Robin and Nala seem to have become friends.

EDIT: Robin and Nala had become friends. Sigh.

edited 13th Feb '17 3:16:51 PM by DatLonerGirl

Oh, for Pete's sake, Lupin... but hey, at least Harley and Robin were able to interact albeit fatally.

Harley: -looks into the camera- Whoops! Sorry 'bout birdboy here, Bats!

Welp. Who's going to take down King Selfish now? I suppose Cure Sword would still be around regardless, and possibly Cure Ace, although with Cure Heart removed from the timeline, would Rikka and Alice still become Cure Diamond and Cure Rosetta?

- shrugs -

Anyways, let's see how the rest of the game goes.

Oh, come on! I KNEW I had a reason to be worried after seeing Raikou win the non-canon test run...

edited 13th Feb '17 4:25:42 PM by InfinityRyujin

inb4 Bernie is eaten by hyenas afterward.

Next update's the finale, so now would be a good time to give the remaining tributes a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner/Badass Boast.

Pre-Final Battle/Final Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey IV - The Legend's Successor

NIGHT SEVEN◊

• Ruby seems to have gotten over her loss.
• Nala has a horrible premonition...
• X-6 decides to be a jerk.
• Simba cheats on his wife.
• Harley surpasses the Joker's threat level.
• Cthulhu has his cult members please him.

DAY EIGHT◊

• Cthulhu adds someone to his hit list.
• Ruby think she's from Attack on Titan.
• Harley loses her edge.

ARENA EVENT◊

• The tributes are in an R-rated horror movie about Pokémon, specifically the Pokédex entries.
• Simba turns out to be the one who's been feeding humans to Pokémon and he silenced the witnesses.
• Ruby is dragged away by Ghost Pokémon.
• Cthulhu and Nala split up, but Nala is cornered by a Hydreigon and gets eaten.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

With that, all three lions of the Pridelands bloodline (Mufasa, Simba, and Kion) are now in the Hall of Fame. Been waiting for this to happen.

Oh, fuck this motherfucking stupid-ass bullshit with a rusty dagger... And fuck you, Simulator, for building up my hopes for a podium finisher and smashing them to pieces like the sadistic, inhuman monster that you are.

Gentleman Cthulhu:    Time to show these rapscallions who's boss! Tally-ho!   

Huh. How does Simba feel about getting his wife killed?

Noooo!

Dear god, Ruby really lost her temper. I'll just wait for her regeneration.

Final Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey IV - The Legend's Successor

NIGHT EIGHT◊

• An evil couple is formed, courtesy of Simba.

DAY NINE◊

• Simba vs X-6 vs Cthulhu

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

THE WINNER◊

PLACEMENTS◊

SUMMARY◊

STATISTICS◊

SAVE YOUR SANITY

Here's my tributes for next season. They are all directly connected to Lord English (who I want to put in the following season), so I'm hoping both teams make it in since they're a plot-relevant set.

Team Homestuck Characters A

• Gamzee◊
• Caliborn◊

Reserve: Team Homestuck Characters B

• Lil' Cal◊
• Arquiusprite◊

Simba: (climbs up the top of the cliff and roars)

I guess that romantic spaghetti dinner was all part of his plan!

I would've changed my avatar to him already, but I'll do it tomorrow because I'm still celebrating V-Day. Speaking of which, it's a Valentine's Day treat for me.

Tributes to come later. Internet is slow.

Alright then, I nominate

Team Cinnamon Roll Final Bosses: Sumireko Usami◊ and Asgore Dreemurr

Reserves: Team Good Is Not Nice: Reimu Hakurei◊ and Kirby◊

edited 13th Feb '17 6:26:36 PM by Revaryk

Team critters: Pangolin◊ and Shield!Pangolin◊

No reserves this time, we probably won't need many anyways.

edited 13th Feb '17 10:28:58 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Why, thank you, Daithi, for being so friggin' inept this season. Raikou, I kinda expected you to perform so ineptly, given your performance in that non-canon run.

Mains: Team PC-98 Touhou Bosses: Mima◊ and Konngara◊

Reserves: Team Characters From Works That Are In Some Way Related To Toby Fox: Dr. Andonuts◊ and Bec Noir◊

edited 13th Feb '17 6:36:27 PM by InfinityRyujin

Welp, time for someone new.

Team Blindsprings: Tammy◊ and Harris.◊

Team More Blindsprings: Imogen◊ and Street.◊

Here's The Velveteen Rabbit◊ and An Owl◊

Reserves: Pinocchio 3000◊ and 9◊

Team Undertale Shopkeepers: Gerson◊ and Bratty and Catty◊

Team Patrick Seitz: Ragna the Bloodedge◊ and Garrosh Hellscream◊

Team Husky Russkie: Heavy◊ and Zarya◊

TEAM HEART: Heart[1]◊ and Kanye West's Heartless[2]◊

RESERVE TEAM HEART 2: Ma-Ti[3]◊ and Hearts Boxcars[4]◊