Hunger Games Simulator

Oh, come on!

..I'm quite surprised it isn't Acerola going for the Cute and Psycho title.

What, no comment on how three people in red, and Scooby, are starting a dance craze?

Not from me, since I'm getting salty about Yabusame being an even bigger idiot than they are in canon.

Night 1.

Scooby shares some of his supplies.

Fail, Soldier. Fail.

Connie shows that her sword isn't just for show.

Broken nose and lost tooth? His face is just slowly being ruined.

Always finish the job Pharah.

The prince seems to be sweet on the queen.

Demoman's teammates help him out and send him his stuff.

Spy decides that he'll make an exception for such a beautiful woman, and helps Emeraldas out.

Ew...

Agh! No Yay, No Yay!

Day 2.

Do you even know how to fight without Pokemon?

Now Acerola wants the title, but Grape is tougher than that.

Nathan drives off a stalker.

Spy takes over for the chef.

Goodness knows what that snowman looked like. Is Torracat trying to get back into Lapis' good graces?

“Ruh-roh!”

Why HGS? Why the weird ships?

Sagume never saw Rowlett coming

Earth Star hates humans.

Stealing those seems like a bad idea. Not that he's wearing much.

The dead.

Soldier, Oh Sangwoo, Pharah, Sagume Kishin

Just one more today.

I jinxed it. What the heck, Acerola!

-facepalms- Soldier, I know you're a few cards short of a full deck, but God, you should at least be smart enough to avoid death by slipping on a goddamn banana peel... And Pharah, you really should've just blasted that Shy Gal with a missile or two in order to keep her down.

Also, I'm guessing Spy's chasing after Sebastian because Louis happens to be busy running scared from Sombra.

So amongst the first ones to die are an armored fighter, a mercenary soldier and a muscular serial killer. Mhm-hm.

edited 18th Jan '17 5:01:50 PM by fdiaperhead

I'd listen to that jazz mix of You Are a Pirate.

I must've Failed a Spot Check or something, I thought ERIOIOIRE was dead. Also, I don't want to know about any more of Chaos' wet dreams.

Knowing L.A.M.A.J, that remix (as awesome as it'd be) would probably just play in reverse at the halfway mark.

Glad to see F's doing alright for herself so far...

Night 2.

Hot damn, now I see why Nathan had such trouble with Robbie Rotten.

Ceiling Pokemon is watching you, ah, date.

She knew that the secrets would be censored.

What is with the moe tributes and peeing in hot tubs?

A rat attacking a cat?

ERIOIOIRE ignores Shaggy's pleas.

Raven decides the fight is not worth it and apparently treasure hunters are easier to kill than crabs.

Two karaoke session and a tea party.

Childhood ruined! Or at least tainted.

Day 3.

The Swedish Chef briefly considers using Nathan for... ingredients.

And I thought Steven got his super strength from his mom.

Earth Star tries to inspire everyone, even those nasty humans that he hates.

Blue torments a little girl.

Orpheus blows up a goddess, with some help.

Robbie Rotten is irritated that someone buried his totem pole.

More dead.

Laura Croft, Sebastian, Demoman, Chaos, Shaggy, Nathan Drake, Yellow Wizard, Cosmos

Tamatoa, would you like to laugh at your rival Sebastian's death?◊

So that brings ERIOIOIRE's body count up to three, counting the two people on the box art that he killed. Then again, L.A.M.A.J does have two guns, so he's bound to get in a few kills himself. I'm still rooting for L.A.M.A.J right now. Not for him to win the games, but for him to at least best ERIOIOIRE.

There's room for only one pirate.

Oh, come on, Cosmos.

God, I just love it that so many people think cooking is an art requiring flamethrowers.

Nice try, Lapis, but you're a water Gem.

Now I'm wondering what Sombra's gonna do with these new alchemy skills of hers.

I'm back! What did I miss?

edited 18th Jan '17 9:14:02 PM by 4fterthought

So Scooby and L.A.M.A.J get along fine, but ERIOIOIRE kills Shaggy. Damn.

Even still I kinda prefer ERIOIOIRE to L.A.M.A.J for his more muscular frame and nonreliance on guns.

Wow, Louis is pissed that he lost his crab.

Also, who are L.A.M.A.J and ERIOIOIRE?

They're from SiIvaGunner's latest stream. The whole thing was members of the SiIva team comparing two mirrored images of the boxart to L.A. Noire and debating who would win in a fight. Then at some point they start playing that super-hard Japanese Winnie the Pooh baseball game.

Before class double post, weee!

Night 3.

Rude!

You don't want to know what she was cooking.

I guess Greg gets lonely sometimes.

Yoon Bum x Raven OTP?

The moes and Xander form a rock band.

Meanwhile, some of the others have a rap war.

Maybe the queen is really into red hoods?

I didn't realize Spy had such a high strength stat.

Day 4.

Where is Raven getting all these books?

Orpheus attack Lana, but she is too fast for that.

Acerola rebuffs the queen.

Ryoma is jealous that Red Wizard hooked up with the queen.

Does Lapis even know who the Chinese are, let alone their stereotypes? Does she even have an ulcer? At least Yoon Bum makes more sense.

Scooby thinks Pokemon training is abominable.

The Swedish Chef kills Robbie Rotten for his recovered totem pole. Those heads will be useful...

Did they manage to steal her mask?

Rule 34 manages to rip off her censor, but is forced to put it back on.

Night 4.

Raven doesn't like distractions.

Grape decides to ascend. I guess cats do what they want.

That is something I have never wanted to see Scooby doing.

The Swedish Chef tries to get more ingredients and fails. Miserably.

Orpheus is unmoved by Acerola's cuteness.

Yoon Bum gets some revenge of sorts.

Day 5.

Greg does better sledding here than in the show.

Raven isn't red, but Spy decides to make another exception.

Yoon Bum decides that poking the poodle isn't enough. Alas, he takes out a random bystander too.

I think that is the sort of prank that would break up the band.

Lana loves the cute doggy.

It will take more than that to kill someone that can fly.

Emeraldas wonders just what she has gotten herself into.

Now Ryoma torments a little girl.

And you don't want to know what that sword was shaped like.

The dead (and ascended).

Robbie Rotten, Grape, Swedish Chef, Acerola, Raven, Rowlet, ERIOIOIRE, Blue

Won't be able to post for a few hours, but next up will be two big posts. I think you know what that means... It means the Arena and Feast back to back.

edited 19th Jan '17 7:49:04 AM by DatLonerGirl

Out of curiosity, who came up with the event involving a tribute waking up another tribute by farting in their face?