Hunger Games Simulator

Rooting for Scratch.

@Ichigo: I'm about to ask the same thing about Codsworth contracting a disease in the first place.

About to go to bed, so here are my tributes for next season, just in case:

Nominating Fleur Delacour◊ and Viktor Krum◊.

For reserves, Team Tomboy: GoGo Tomago◊ and Rainbow Dash◊.

Night 2◊

• Lockhart decides to listen to some good ol' Wizard Rock.
• Senator Armstrong cracks from the pressure, but gains comfort from an unlikely source...

Day 3◊

• What runs faster: geckos or asses?
• "You're chicken scratch!" *ba-dum tshh*

Night 3◊

• "Aw, I'm sorry, Scratch. Um... we could do the Chicken Dance! Why don't we invite Attondel too? And, uh, the posterior can join in too, I guess."
• More funny Lockhart stupidity ensues.

Everyone but Nikolai and Lockhart give Scratch a big group hug.◊

Deaths: None. Relatively peaceful this time around. Don't get too used to it, folks.

Gutsman's Ass shook itself.

Don't tell me that they're twerking!

edited 19th Sep '16 9:25:42 PM by TroperNo9001

Night 4◊

• I can't even tell what the fuck Attondel is supposed to be, so... does he bleed blood, goo or oil?
• And finally, Nikolai and Scratch secure a bond. Aww.
• Senator Armstrong really likes dat ass.
• Noooo, the other cute gecko died!

Day 5◊

• Nikolai wants Lockhart to piss off and take his stupidity with him.
• See, there's a good reason why you don't rub your ass against a cactus.

Night 5◊

• I guess there is an afterlife up there for butts after all.

Deaths: Infernoid Attondel, Orange Leopard Gecko, Gutsman's Ass

...Yes.

YES.

I ain't even mad that my tribute is out of the game, that was the best way Gutsman's Ass could have "died". It gave up its corporeal status to become a meme demigod.

Think that deserves to be a Dying Moment of Awesome?

More like Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence.

Day 6◊

• No tea party for Senator Armstrong.

Night 6◊

• I wonder if Nikolai was awake to see his chicken buddy die...

Deaths: Scratch

The end is nigh... and we have four left. Which of these four will miss out on the Hall of Fame, I wonder?

I'm betting on Lockheart emerging victorious.

Ooh, guys' night!

God dammit, Attondel, you had one job!

IT IZ FINALE TIEM

Day 7: Just card games.◊

Night 7◊

• Lockhart decides to tell the viewers about his books, winking at the fourth wall while he's at it.
• Nikolai was too busy grieving over Scratch's death to realise he hadn't cooked that... chicken. I hope that's not his chicken buddy he ate just now.

Day 8◊

• Poor, poor Nikolai.
• You should've been more careful with those knives, Knifeman.

THE FINALE: In which one wonders if they're watching Looney Tunes. What a great ending to a great season.◊

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Mah tributes!

Mei Misaki◊ and Rika Furude◊

Reserves: America◊ and England◊ - Hetalia style!

Honestly, I wasn't expecting Lockhart to win when I recorded that, given that he was even more ditzy than he was in canon.

Anyway, I nominate Gardevoir◊ and Gallade.◊

edited 20th Sep '16 7:12:51 AM by TroperNo9001

I'm back, yay! Kinda scary how much this game blew up.

Anyway, nominations!

Postal Dude◊ and Yandere-chan◊.

Thanks!

edited 20th Sep '16 7:34:57 AM by BaconZorp

Long time no see, Bacon! (Gives him a complimentary hug)

Beware the Silly Ones applies quite well here.

Anyway, if I'm going to send some more tributes to the slaughter, I might as well pick absolute bastards, so with that in mind...

Team GTA Antagonists: Catalina◊ and Dimitri Rascalov◊.

And as a bonus, here's some persistent characters who are either Made of Iron or will just respawn:

Team Lemming Cops Of The PS1 Era: Rio Cop◊ and Raw Cop◊.

Oh hey there, Bacon. I thought you gave up on this game after it erased your progress one too many times; "BOLLOCKS TO THIS!" you said. My URL bar always came up with the link for that one particular page, so I remember it well. :V

edited 20th Sep '16 7:24:10 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin◊ and Prince Felix Felixovich Yusupov.◊ Also. this guy◊, from fake group Five Erections, and Ivan Mozzhukhin◊.

Oh yeah, we can do TWO!

Sponge◊ and Vlinny.◊

Hopefully other Hetalia characters do better than the ones I sent. Anyway, time for new teams!

Team Bear: Ice Bear and Grizz.

And as my reserves, team Gunnerkrigg: Antimony "Annie" Carver◊ and Katerina "Kat" Donlan◊.

Well, the only Hetalia Hall of Famer we have so far is Liechtenstein, who tied for the most kills in an earlier season.

I see. Well, if I keep throwing them into the meat grinder, one has to win eventually, right?

Also as an event idea: [Player 1] stabs [Player 2] in the back. Literally. [Fatal]

EDIT: Aw man.

edited 20th Sep '16 8:22:31 AM by DatLonerGirl

That's already an event, actually.