Hunger Games Simulator

I'm imagining the Netherlands with that happy face while gouging out a Outer God's eye. You don't fuck with The Netherlands.

Meanwhile, Belgium is having a jolly good time so far.

• Night 3
  • Reaper puts his poisoned weapons to good use.
  • Belgium whips up some stoemp (without sausages), moules-frites, and waffles for a sheep, a bat, and CATS.
  • "Groene Vleugels"^note "Green Wings" would make A Good Name for a Rock Band.
  • You know, Nightingale's been doing nothing but receiving care packages from his sponsors. Why doesn't he feel like robbing yet?
• Day 4
  • Crobat used Taunt! Crobat also used Torment! Barash is insulted to tears!
  • Netherlands introduces some Dutch board games to Reaper, Nightingale, and Hermie.
  • Snooty clips his wing.
  • I CANNOT HARVESTING OF BERRY!
  • Dr. Fossil musters his remaining strength to destroy CATS' "base".
  • Belgium fortifies his borders.
• Deaths: Ritsu Tainaka

All of CATS' groin pain are belong to him. Or alternatively, his ability to procreate has gone extinct.

edited 1st Sep '16 10:05:42 PM by IchigoMontoya

His sex life is on the way to destruction.

ICHI-NII-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I like how Belgium hasn't hurt anyone so far, and is even cooking meals for people.

• Night 4
  • Nightingale continues being a pacifist while Fawful and his makeshift Beanbean Army successfully invade two European countries. To add insult to the injury, two of the victims were his and Crobat's bandmates. Hermie was too busy practicing for his band's next gig to realize that.
• Feast
  • Smart move, Crobat, since Fawful has decided to make lamb chops out of one of his army members.
  • CATS meanwhile, cries over his bases.
• Day 5
  • I don't know how a caterpillar was able to take out Reaper, poisoned weapons and all, but all these bodies are belong to us.
  • Do the A-crobat-ic Beanbean Dance!
• Deaths: Netherlands, Belgium, Dr. Fossil, Barash, Reaper, and Hermie

And now we're down to our final five. Place your bets!

-facepalms- You had one job, Reaper, and yet you somehow managed to get yourself killed by a damn caterpillar? I don't even...

And just like that, both my tributes are dead.

Rooting for Fawful.

Hey, he deserved it for killing Ritsu.

CATS broke down crying?

In case I'm not on later, here be my tributes for the Battle Royale after this season: Allison Pregler◊ and Jack Sparrow◊.

• Night 5
  • CATS discusses some more base stealing while Snooty clears out Fawful's sinuses.
• Day 6
  • CATS sees Crobat cook some green beans.
  • Deaths: Fawful
• Night 6
  • Nightingale's so done with being a pacifist that he decides to snipe a purple bat.
• Day 7
  • Snooty tries to get back his base, but calls it quits when it starts to rain.
  • Deaths: Crobat
• Night 7
  • The CATS/Snooty rivalry continues while Nightingale... well...
• Finale: Day 8
  • Nightingale really hates purple bats while all these infections are belong to us.
• Placements
• Death Summary
• Stats
• Save for the next host

And now it's time for... (drumroll)... the Hall of Fame Battle Royale! Here are my two champions, Anger◊ and Yoshi◊, and the first of Stitch's cousins to make it to the Hall of Fame, Snooty.◊ I totally wasn't expecting him to land a podium finish, since the other experiments died rather early and/or unceremoniously.

And also:

• (Player1) and (Player2) race each other to the tallest tree.
• (Player1) and (Player2) meditate together. (Night)

edited 2nd Sep '16 7:05:39 AM by TroperNo9001

Well, just see my previous post for my Hall of Famers.

НАКОНЕЦ-ТО

Team Villainous Reptiles: The Chameleon◊ and Thaddeus E. Klang◊.

Team Monstrosities: Paraguay◊ and Mutant Yozhik◊, who took doping. It's milk.

It's already the Battle Royale, Arcada. Your tributes can just wait. Congrats on scoring another champion, though.

Next season's the Battle Royale? Oh darn, I didn't keep track of my tributes who made it. I can only re-link to the trope page for a quick glance at the hall of fame so far.

So... (sips water) who's gonna host?

Alrighty! Well, here are my podium finishers all set for the Battle Royale:

• Tsukasa Hiiragi◊
• Peter Griffin
• Kaoru Hitachiin
• Winry Rockbell◊
• Kyoko Sakura◊

Also, I can take the hosting mantle, but you may have to expect some delays between updates...

Well, Takeda◊ is the only nomination of mine I remember being a Hall of Famer.

Well, I have two this time: China◊ and CATS◊

I have...

• Wolf O'Donnell◊
• Shinryu◊
• Star Dream◊
• Christian Brutal Sniper◊

...And that's about it.

edited 2nd Sep '16 4:01:58 AM by InfinityRyujin

I have two, Fur Foot◊ and Shane Acker◊

Also, here is Darkness Awaits' sole podium finisher, Komaru Naegi.◊