Hunger Games Simulator

Dang, Graf, always thought you were an excellent host. Shame this'll be your last time doing so... Ah, well, at least I know you'll make your final time hosting a great one.

Let's hope this'll be a good season.

Do you mean your last time hosting or your last time sending in tributes?

Both. Sorry.

Anyways, here's this season's tributes.◊

Bloodbath◊

• Kabal scores the first fatality on Fat Togami.
• Cure Sunshine and Oleg Lyashko decide Asuka is too dangerous to keep alive, so they took her to a nearby lake.
• Usain opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's chokin', how?
• Robin hears "GET OVER HERE!" and stood puzzled as a Kunai approached him. Phasma then jumped out in front and knocked it away, before sending the source back to the Netherrealm.
• The rest either got away from the cornucopia or got supplies.

Day 1◊

• Lyashko really loves drowning other tributes, given what he just did with Yiazmat
• Ariel thinks video games are too mainstream, blows up three of the characters.
• Phasma was too busy listening in on a conversation to notice Robin getting doubleteamed by Edward and Brienne.

Fallen tributes: Twogami, Asuka, Scorpion, Yiazmat, Yukimura, Dr. Eggman, Napstablook, Robin◊

The RNG doesn't seem to like doppelgängers.

Blooky, why????? At least you did what a ghost does.

Huh... Who would've thought that a blaster rifle was all you'd need to take out Scorpion?

And this'll be the last time you'll be partaking in this game, period, Graf? Welp... You had a damn good run, pal. Here's hoping that maybe you'll return (or at least, think about possibly returning) someday.

edited 19th Aug '16 2:15:04 AM by IchigoMontoya

Night 1◊

• Many of the tributes are in a bit of a festive mood.
• Edward saw a three-way that he cannot erase from his mind.
• Ledecky may be one of the fastest swimmers, but not fast enough to dodge a sword.
• Cure Sunshine has shown that she can fend for herself.

Day 2◊

• Some stalking and hunting were had
• Cure Fortune burns Irvine into a crisp
• Michael Phelps puts on his gameface, kills two undoubtedly strong tributes as quickly as he could swim.

Fallen: Katie Ledecky, Irvine Kinneas, Deadshot, Edward◊

I'll be back in a moment.

edited 19th Aug '16 2:29:24 AM by GrafVonTirol

It seems that Voldemort/Mion is this season's Crack Pairing OTP, given how they went from holding hands for whatever reason on night one, to her stalking him on day two....

And I also wanna know how Michael managed to slay a professional assassin and a metal-armed alchemist on his own.

Perhaps it's a running gag of the RNG's.

edited 19th Aug '16 2:55:01 AM by IchigoMontoya

I'm not really sure about Voldemion either. Also, why do dark lords have such strange love interests?

edited 19th Aug '16 2:37:50 AM by TroperNo9001

I do have to question what Mion even sees in Voldemort. He's about as bad as some of the people she's had to deal with... like her own twin sister...

And yay, Edward got Worf'd unspectacularly. -cue Sarcastic Clapping-

Also, isn't Edward's prosthetic arm made of chainmail?

edited 19th Aug '16 2:47:03 AM by Psychedelicate

Nice, Jacqui and Kabal are still alive.

Damn, both of my tributes got killed off day one.

I'd like to say I'm doing well, but that would likely result in the untimely deaths of my tributes.

Sorry I'm late. Got tired.

Night 2◊

• Lampy's quest to seek the master was cut short when he got sniped
• Winry didn't want to see that clopping. >_>
• Phasma decided there can be room for only one Gwendoline Christie character, so she plotted an ambush alongside Mion and Shinryu. Jacqui and Voldy happened to be caught in the crossfire.
• Kabal and Ariel got so steamy they broke each other's bones at climax. Not wise.
• Cure Fortune cannot unsee what the sprinter just did.

Day 3◊

• One Ukrainian politician runs away from a fight which got Mion killed. while the other killed Cure Sunshine himself.
• Cure Fortune gets intimate with Usain Bolt.
• Welp, that was that for the Sonozakis...

• Fallen: Lampy, Jacqui Briggs, Brienne of Tarth, Voldemort, Hipster Ariel, Kabal, Zeref, Mion Sonozaki, Cure Sunshine, Shion Sonozaki◊

Night 3◊

• A new dance craze was started
• Harley was pushed off the cliff, and once again her Puddin' isn't there much to her dismay.
• Interspecies romance

Day 4◊

• Usain Bolt offs Vitaly Klichko as fast as he could run, and moments later Shinryu comes across the corpse.
• Michael erects a monument for the fallen Ledecky.
• Cure Fortune attempts to off Vinyl Scratch, but Sniper Wolf picked the former off from a distance
• Captain Phasma kills Oleg Lyashko with her blaster, only to bear the brunt of Togami's wrath afterwards

Fallen: Harley Quinn, Vitaly Klichko, Cure Fortune, Captain Phasma, Oleg Lyashko◊

Damnit.

I assume that's what happens when you are an Ukrainian politician.

FFS, you four had one job... Well, at least Phasma did better here than when I first nominated her. Even if she did kill two of my other tributes in the process...

And Zeref... I am disappoint.

Night 4◊

• Usain Bolt decides to show kindness to a fellow Olympian, so he organized a group hug
• Interspecies romance

The Feast◊

• Gilbert and Caulder WISH they were merely racing Bolt
• Apparently a few people have a grudge over all these swimming medals

Nothing happened in Day 5◊

Arena◊

• Alas, the tracker jackers can go 100m faster than 9.58 seconds.
• Lions are feasting on horse meat.

Fallen: Gilbert, Caulder, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, Vinyl Scratch◊

Guess Usain Bolt just couldn't outrun Death in the end. Wonder who'll emerge victorious in the end.

Night 5◊

• There is a budding ship between Winry and Sniper Wolf, and Shinryu doesn't exactly approve of it...
• Togami was sleepwalking when he fell into a pit, breaking his bones

Day 6◊

• Shinryu expresses his disapproval of the ship by offing Winry
• Sniper Wolf wasn't even aware that his love got killed, as he was gathering eggs. The eagle he was poaching them from did not approve.

• 1st Place: Shinryu
• 2nd Place: Sniper Wolf
• 3rd Place: Winry Rockbell
• Most kills: Shinryu, Captain Phasma

Placements◊

And here is the save for future use.

And with that, I bid you all adieu. Have fun, you all!

edited 19th Aug '16 2:55:30 PM by GrafVonTirol

Team Blast from the Past (please no more Cures please we've had too much): Lapis Lazuli◊, Zig and Bernie◊ and Fidget◊.

Team Gupta: Gupta.◊ Because he's cool.

Excellent.

Team Killer Robots: Star Dream◊ and Mettaton◊

Team Immortals: Fujiwara no Mokou◊ and Porky Minch◊

edited 19th Aug '16 3:30:19 PM by InfinityRyujin

I nominate 5◊ and The Lookdown Fish◊

Team Cloud Cuckoolander: Shinra Kishitani◊ and Luna Lovegood◊

Team Magic: Saruman◊ and Trixie Lulamoon◊

edited 19th Aug '16 4:10:47 PM by IchigoMontoya