Hunger Games Simulator

So, Sovereign is going to defeat everything, huh.

gg everyone we have podium finisher.

Night 3: are you sure this is safe to eat

Day 4: okay but are you double sure it's not from that dubious-quality meat

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

At least Trixie is showing how much she's reformed......except for the ouija board thing 0_0

Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~

Battle Music

• Loftlocked (fan-made) - Obsidian

The League of Heroes

Night 3

"Tonight's forecast is cloudy... with a chance of sausage."

"...Why am I hearing Scaramouche's scatting? And why does my power feel all wonky?"

"Yeah, maybe we oughta keep an eye on that Reaper..."

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Day 4

"What kinda scabies are you talking about, Trixie?"

"Could we please stop antagonizing my tributes?! Anyway, yeah, I'm down for a teamup, Sniper."

(posts as usual)

edited 3rd Jun '18 11:42:59 AM by IchigoMontoya

Just letting you guys know that I've given the YMMV page its long overdue Overshadowed by Controversy entry.

Night 3:

Ancient prophecies like that are a load of crap, if you ask me.

Tasty...

zzz... (somehow, I feel weaker...)

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Day 4:

Thanks...? And ew.

Here, have some mercy. ...Teaming up sounds like a good idea, at least for now.

*writes this very post*

Whoops, ignore this post.

edited 3rd Jun '18 1:05:00 PM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

Well shit, Eijirou and Katsuki are teachers who have a Death Note. Don’t let Katsuki get a hold of that thing!

Night 4◊:

• "Crikey! That's downright embarrassing!"
• Yet another boneheaded decision by a once-great video game company. #FucKonami!
• Everything just got an alert.
• The Plagiari- erm plaguebearer continues his killing spree. Poor Derpy. At least she wasn't turned into a toaster cozy.
• The musician Scaramouche rescues a car from the Legate.
• The assassin Scaramouche set a trap for an entire company
• The past tributes all play a prank on the Armadillo King.
• Why the hell are we doing that? Air doesn't even have bones!

Day 5◊

• Plagiarized funeral music only works if the tribute is dead.
• Apollo manages to successfully sue Panera Bread.
• God are the past tributes boring.
• We all fight over Szechuan sauce. I don't know how I got roped into it, since I'm a casual watcher of the show and not an outright fanatic.
• Why do we even have that lever? RIP Armored Armadillo

Deaths◊: Quiet, Derpy Hooves, Armored Armadillo

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)

Holy water? Are Kiribaku attempting to physically make the MHA Hero Curse go away? I mean, the best way to break the curse is to just get a podium finish or go on a murderous rampage, but if you guys think holy water will solve the problem...

Entire update: Okay, whose plan was to do either of that? Thank god we're still alive.

edited 3rd Jun '18 2:33:01 PM by PinkCelebi

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

Night 3

“We are so doomed.”

“Well, there’s a first time for everything…” *takes hotdog*

*wakes up* “Why does it feel like I’ve lost experience?”

Day 4

“I don’t recall having that… but thanks for the cake!”

“Tell me, Sniper, who would you want to kill first?”

“Time for me to update my history on this site!”

Night 4

“What is that, a fire drill?”

“That’ll teach you to rule the world…” *chuckles*

“Sorry, Air. But it’s every tribute for themselves. As for us, we unite as one!”

Day 5

“All I’m saying is that you’re not gonna like it when you die.”

"What a load a bullshit!” *hurls tomato at FKLS... which goes through him*

“I’ve seen Binging with Babish, but I’m still unfamiliar on what the sauce tastes like.”

edited 3rd Jun '18 3:12:49 PM by KLS2097

"Good evening."

Heh, not surprised Konami would remove their character from the games...

And Apollo earlier ran away from someone else being kicked, and now is the one kicking another tribute... hm

"Leftover items still have value!"

Night 4:

...Eh? Did I hear something?

Heh heh heh...

You might not even have bones, but I don't care! Drink up, bitch!

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Day 5:

...So, in conclusion, that's why you're all gonna die painfully!

Hey, other me, you suck at giving speeches! -throws tomatoes at Dead!Infinity-

Like, whatever... I didn't even want it that badly.

Night 4

"...Y'all are wasting perfectly good bone-hurting juice by throwing it into the wind."

(slaps on the "kick me" sign and legs it)

"So much for being the one prophesied to kill us, huh, Sovereign?"

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Day 5

"I dunno how I got a dragged into this, or why everyone's making such a huge deal outta sauce you can get at a fast food joint, so this... green sun can have all of it, for all I care."

(insert tomato war between the two IMs here)

edited 3rd Jun '18 4:08:39 PM by IchigoMontoya

I can’t believe that literally all of us are still alive.

Thanks for giving us a death sentence there, gal.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."

Night 4

(gets belled) Gee, sure is noisy around here...

(sticks the "kick me" sign and runs for it)

(sprays the bone hurting juice in the air)

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Day 5

(incomprehensible blabbering as her speech gets mixed with the others)

I can't understand what you're saying! (Throws tomatoes)

I don't even like sauce, but come on guys, Armadillo King's right! You gotta share... You gotta care...

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Update spoilers! Moderate warning on what's gonna happen to the Souls in the next. Try not to read too much into it, okay?

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Night 5:◊

• Legate Lanius has a dream about a corporate merger occurring
• Well, the Sovereign froze to death, which means that the prophecy is bunk!
• Unfortunately for Mr. Mundy, Taven isn't such a crackshot enough to make the former live through this...
• Apparently the past tributes have all adopted Nord customs while in Sovngarde.
• Well, we've all been dead for a while, but at least we're brought back to life after the Green Sun called out everything.
• "Ya know, babe, cars aren't exactly my style!"
• Satan gets defeated by the Power of Rock ... a bunch of Shy Guys.

Day 6:◊

• Why a grocery chain would kidnap Scaramouche, I don't know...
• I guess Trixie had the scabies too. Bummer.
• Meta Knight has killed us all with a loud blaring sound. He REALLY needs to be nerfed here too. -ded-
• After seeing last night's attempt at the knife throwing trick, the Isuzu Gemini performed the stunt on Apollo Justice and proved a better shot. Polly didn't even get so much as a scratch.
• A musical PSA has been made. Though given the subject matter, would the Plaguemaster be the STD for this one?

Deaths◊: Sovereign, Sniper, Rock Satan, HGS tropers

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This is the longest any of my tributes has lasted!

Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~

Night 5

OBJECTION! You should try Godot's coffee instead! I don't know much about Ace Attorney, so please forgive me if I got this wrong.

Those losers have let that site ruin their lives. I guess they deserve it. (Gets a green sunburn as punishment)

(is revived) Oh come on, what was that for, other me?

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Day 6

I think this scabies incident is starting to come full circle.

OW, MY EEEEAAARRRSSS (Boom, Headshot!)

For the last time, you don't get HIV/AIDS from kissing!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Night 5:

Milk's for pansies, you frickin' milk drinker.

I'd rather save the Phoenix Down for one of my tributes, thank you very much. *gets a sunburn*

*gets revived* Other me, you're a real jackass.

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Day 6:

How ironic that the very pony who gave the "sorry about the scabies" cake to our alt-selves would be receiving such a cake herself.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*SPLAT*

...And no, the plague is not an STD. The Plagiarizer- Er, Plaguebearer- was lying when he said that.

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Those shitposts the Plaguebearer posted were probably stolen as well.

edited 3rd Jun '18 7:58:24 PM by InfinityRyujin

Sheesh, Meta Knight, take all the polykills, why don’t you? XD

And Eijirou and Katsuki are still alive. Can’t tell exactly what they did in this update, though, since I’m at school and can neither see the screens nor access the Discord...

I know, right? Don’t just stand around, do something!

edited 3rd Jun '18 9:18:31 PM by Psychedelicate

Night 5: They both rode the spinning duck ride with air (somehow).

Day 6: They along with Armadillo King and Dwight could only watch as Scaramouche the Merciless kidnapped Sobeys (somehow).

They're heroes, why can't they just rescue it themselves?!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Last update before I retire for the night. Hopefully I'll get the next one in before I head off to work in the Morning in less than nine hours.

Night 6◊:

• A group of tributes reenact the Isuzu line of cars.
• If it were the other Scaramouche, I imagine that would make sense...
• Not content with stealing works, the Plaguebearer also steals memes.
• Trixie is now the Queen of some part of England. Just not all of it.
• I don't think the sun even has a cell phone.
• The Legate gets stung by bees on his bike ride. That's what he gets for bringing everything.
• The Armadillo King learns the hard way that Dwight is indeed a psychopath

Day 7◊:

• Panera Bread makes great use of the Isuzu Gemeni's GPS device
• Welp, Eijirou and Katsuku pretty much destroyed everything, all because they hate Yo Mama jokes
• Bronies vs. Ace Attorney fans. Which is worse?
• Sounds about right that Scaramouche would be a subject of a musical. Though I bet that the Plaguebearer plagiarized the music for that one.
• After running the psychopath over, the Isuzu Piazza picks up a frozen fish somehow, then beats the corpse to a pulp.
• Even the Legate has no love lost for the recently deceased Dwight

Deaths◊: Armadillo King, Everything in Existence (we're ded again), Dwight Boykin

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)