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"Ummm.... No? I am actually quite interested on how you got those."

"I know this is an awkward thing to say but... Do you wanna battle?"

Mh... No. You're a kid, and I don't fight them. Try, and I'll eat you.

TNA, why does everyone assume zombies to be shambling idiots?

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jan 30th 2020 at 9:18:04 AM

Of course, highly intelligent zombies are an extreme rarity. Most societies that birth the concept of zombies, or do have zombies in their world, have a good reason to believe that they will be dumb. It mostly has to do with the decomposition of their brain. Zombies birthed from science are mostly expected to follow a model that is based around science. For example: most people who are well-knowledgeable about bodily decomposition would expect a zombie to have several things wrong with them such as rigor mortis and blindness (after death, your brain begins to decompose after just a few minutes). Now with magical zombies... that all depends on the type of necromancy, really.

Welp, now it's in love with me. At least I tried.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 30th 2020 at 2:45:57 PM

By yourself? Against a dragon? That's crazy!

Ask if it would watch the stars with you.

Mira! Wait... That could actually work. A nice chat under the stars is always a good way to get your mind off things.

Hey TNA, where is the best place to go stargazing where you live?

Well, I dunno. I haven't lived in New Orleans very long and to be honest, I've been a bit preoccupied for stargazing of late. I'll tell ye though, back in Ireland, we used to live a little ways out of Dublin, it wasn't much but ye could see every star in the sky. I went back a few years ago, and me old family home ain't there anymore. Eaten up by the suburbs.

I miss home so much, I tell ye, and Ireland sure ain't what she used to be. How do you deal with homesickness?

"Well, you could say that our home is the Octopod!"

"Avast, matey! Have you encountered any dangerous monsters in your travels!?"

*Gulp*

Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 3rd 2020 at 9:27:23 PM

You mean fantastic beasts? Go and read Newt Scamander's book about them!

Ever lost someone dear to you? My sister Ariana was caught in the crossfire during my, Albus and Grindelwald's fight, and I resented my brother for that...

...Yes, I have. Never again.

When you were first thrust into a position of leadership, how did you react?

"Thrust? I TOOK my place on the throne! I reacted with joy! Of course! I'm happy. Yes."

King Knight is oddly silent after that.

….So! Aren't you jealous of my gold? My riches? My kingdom of Pridemoor?

Edited by RandomWriter413 on Feb 3rd 2020 at 9:50:00 AM

Not at all. I'm not worried about your money! I'm worried about nobody coming to apply for a job at my business! I really want people to come!

What's the loudest noise you've ever heard?

Edited by ProfVentie on Feb 3rd 2020 at 10:34:19 AM

I don't remember. My party did get pretty rowdy after my kingdom went down some time ago...

If your friends suddenly became rich, and you became poor, what strategies would you employ to be able to get some of their riches?

Like I said before, I'm not worried about money.

Tell me a good brain-teasing riddle. No puns, please! And don't give away the answer—I want to solve it myself.

What do you see everyday, yet isn't there? What can you feel and touch, yet it is never there?

How tasty, and what am I?

You're technically correct! But the real answer was imagination. The "tasty" part of the riddle was a reference to hunger. When you get hungry and think of the food you want the most, you imagine how good that must taste.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Feb 4th 2020 at 6:15:02 PM

Is it space?

Did I get it correct?

I would say you are correct!

However, I agree that immagination is the better answer.

TNA, what's your star sign? Mira and I are both Gemini.

I'm a sagittarius, apparently. Don't know what any of this zodiac shite means, though.

What's yer way of fighting boredom?

"When I'm not taking care of my kingdom, I'm either training my blade arm, spending time with my families in Nohr and Hoshido, or taking time to be with my spouse and offspring. (If I have one in the realm.)"

"Do you have any family left after your journey(s)?"

Actually, I have eight younger siblings! They're still in Switzerland.

Do you like the natures of Switzerland?

I've never been there myself, no, but I saw photos of the Swiss alps before WWIII. It sure was a pretty place! Hopefully the reconstruction efforts there went well.

Is it true that the American Midwest is full of rolling hills and prairies? Gosh, imagine the kind of wildlife that still lives there!

Believe it or not, I grew up in America. So, yes you are correct! It's generally flat, though, and the hills don't literally roll like wheels.

Can you solve the riddle below?

My long nose has no lies to tell,

I say to you, it won't end well.

There is no trick;

One move, one click.

You hear my roar, I give you hell.

(NOTE: All the lines in this riddle-poem are sufficient to the answer.)

Theon: how the hells would I know that?

Jeyne: Do you know any interesting songs?

No, but I'm pretty sure Zelda knows.

Hell fuckin' yeah!

If you could choose another universe to be in, which would it be and why?

I'd rather stay in our universe. There is still so much we don't know about it, and it's always so pretty to look at!

Not to mention that our love for these stars led us back together after so long.

TNA, if you live in a different world than Earth, what's in the sky you see?

TNA, if you do live here on Earth alongside us, how interested are you in outer space?

Cool! Does this mean I can climb a space-tower?! Aw, fuck yeah!

You wanna hear me play a song?!

It goes a little something like: (Strums a few strings on his guitar) FUCK YOU!!!

Edited by ProfVentie on Feb 14th 2020 at 8:00:53 AM

"Depends - are you good at singing?"

"How would you get rid of, say, a yeti chasing you?"