Lovely Legilimens
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Bad idea: Leaving your dog's waste products everywhere.
Bad idea: Allowing Executive Meddling to make it Jump the Shark.
Good idea: Being an entrepreneur.
edited 23rd Apr '15 8:16:29 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
At the heart of the world...
Bad idea: Become an entrepreneur in the slave trade.
Good idea: Consult your doctor if you have a 343589!' lasting for more than four hours.
Bad idea: Diagnosing yourself with a 343589!' before consulting your doctor.
Good idea: Building a tower.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Lovely Legilimens
Bad idea: Building an unstable tower.
Good idea: Remembering your significant other's birthday.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Jer gets all the girls
Bad Idea: Forgetting you have a significant other
Good Idea: Helping your parents with the housework
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The storm has arrived.
Bad Idea: Making more housework while attempting to do housework.
Good Idea: Trying out a niche video game.
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
At the heart of the world...
Bad Idea: Trying a niche video game.
Good Idea: Putting mayo on your burger.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Bad idea: Putting peanut butter on your burger.
Good idea: Eating a balanced diet.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Bad Idea: Balancing a diet...on your head.
Good Idea: Never going to 4chan. EVER.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
Bad idea: Instead looking at ED's "Offended" page (No seriously, DON'T!)
Good idea: Seeing a doctor
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Battery Destroyer
Oh man, have I seen things.
Bad Idea: Seeing a quack doctor.
Good Idea: Checking your break-lights.
System error. Digital terror.
Don't Try It
Bad Idea: Breaking your break-lights.
Good Idea: Replacing dead batteries.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Maid of Time
Bad Idea: Licking them to make sure they're dead.
Good Idea: Checking yourself before you wreck yourself.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartBad idea: Wrecking yourself after you check yourself.
Good idea: Leaving a comment on a youtube video.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
A real bad hombre
Bad Idea: Making a troll comment on a youtube video.
Good Idea: Seeing the world.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Battery Destroyer
Bad Idea: Seeing the world come to an end.
Good Idea: Hydrate yourself.
System error. Digital terror.Bad idea: Drown yourself.
Good idea: Watching a spooky movie with your mates.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Fly Air Madeline
Bad Idea: Watching a spooky movie with your mates... in a haunted house.
Good Idea: Getting up in the morning.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Too old for this
Bad idea: Breaking up in the morning.
Good idea: Attend a friend's wedding.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Dusty the Mighty
Bad Idea: Attending your friend's wedding...and streaking during the reception.note
Good Idea: Taking your friends out for milkshakes.
edited 26th Apr '15 11:33:59 AM by kablammin45
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Bad idea: Taking your lactose-intolerant friend out for milkshakes.
Good idea: Become a godlike being.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Too old for this
Bad idea: Become a Satan-like being.
Good idea: Throw litter in bins.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Bad idea: Littering trash bins.
Good idea: Studying for an exam.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Bad idea: Trying to cheat on the exam.
Good idea: Practice good hygiene.
Bad idea: Cleaning up after him WITH NO GLOVES.
Good idea: Renewing a favorite anime series.
"We be we baby!"