Braids From S286 Not Included
This smol alien can lift up to 3,000x his own weight, but not an ounce more.
So close to their best friend they can be mistaken for a couple.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
eh
W, wait.. really? I, um, er-
Oh, well! I wouldn't mind either way!
Has a badass choice of accessory
Kirby
A benevolent/heroic cynic.
Edited by Oggy123 on May 14th 2020 at 3:10:06 PM
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Not a Fragile Flower
Totally incompetent. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
You Could Use some Imagination
the cake is an alternative fact
A real jerkwad. No heart of gold or anything, just real awful
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
An eagle
I think Vaas counts
Has a forbidden technique
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
Not a Fragile Flower
Does propagating an army of cyborgs controlled by an omnicidal AI count?
Hates outer space.
Edited by ginsengaddict on May 14th 2020 at 11:24:08 PM
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Kirby
Someone you wouldn't expect to be a good guy, but really is.
Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 3rd 2020 at 10:13:05 PM
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To outsiders she looks bad, but she's actually a good person with an unfortunate heritage.
An eldritch horror that's proud of being evil.
The League of Heroes
Kirby
Would be an antagonist in a child-friendly work, but could come off as a hero in more mature works.
Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 4th 2020 at 10:12:59 PM
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You Could Use some Imagination
Has very little respect for basically anyone.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Kirby
What?
Likes to eat.
Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 5th 2020 at 8:17:01 PM
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The Ice Queen
You Could Use some Imagination
Has no sense of humor.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Mighty demon dog-thing
The only thing it knows is blood lust
Is the grey in Black-and-Gray Morality
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Kirby
I don't have anything like that.
Cynical, yet benevolent.
Edited by Oggy123 on Jun 6th 2020 at 6:48:25 PM
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You Could Use some Imagination
(Less cynical and more angry but it works)
Is worth millions of usd.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
i lived bitch
Pretty sure the value of his sword alone would be worth it.
Is dirt poor.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Vince Noir; Rock and roll star.
She's unemployed and only gets her money by doing (often difficult and life threatening) magical temp work, other than that she doesn't have enough money to jaywalk.
Edgelord who hates everything and everyone
Edited by FracturedImages on Jun 6th 2020 at 10:11:04 PM
The thing is Howard it doesn't matter how old you are, bouncy castles are still genius!
You Could Use some Imagination
Terrible sense of humor.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
It's something that his firstborn son inherited.
Perpetually angry authority figure.
Just a Mettaur
He's the king of the Koopas, and while maybe not perpetually angry, he is known for having a short temper.
A great Mascot Mook.
Technically, they all are, but Kane did decipher the Tacitus and use it to make an insignificant death cult into a global superpower, so I think that gives him an edge.
Can bench many times their bodyweight. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC