What would happen if the next troper...

Based on this thread [1]

One person posts a scenario for the next troper to be in. The next poster gives a brief synopsis/reaction for their themselves and then provides a new scenario for the next poster.

The next troper is in space.

edited 18th Jan '15 9:27:15 AM by Beaver

-temperature drops steeply, can't breathe, dies almost instantly-

The next poster comes across a huge mountain of bacon

I eat it.

Is attacked in their dreams by Freddy Krueger.

(Dies horribly).

Discovers the lost city of Atlantis.

Realize it is just a dream. Krueger is not real, and never was.

Report my findings to the world. Maybe get a sketch in. What kinda language do these guys speak?

...finds a huge dragon sleeping in their backyard?

edited 30th Nov '15 9:37:24 AM by BlackMageAnolis

I'd try to ignore it unless if really becomes a problem.

The next troper was wanted for murder.

I'd probably compile facts to show that I didn't do it.

The next poster found the Holy Grail.

Assuming drinking from it grants you extended life or whatever?

Probably destroy it, to tell the truth. Or sell it to a museum but claim it has no supernatural powers. I have no interest in living forever, and if its existence became public there'd be huge trouble. Maybe let my grandparents have a small sip from it first if they want.

The next poster is being hunted by the LQ-84i from Metal Gear Rising.

I probably wouldn't be stealthy enough and get killed by it.

TNP just woke up to find that they have become Bowser.

Try to create a good plan to kill Mario.

Founds out their going to destroy the world in the future.

Scream. Then wreck shit when I came to my senses.

TNA is arranged to be married to their avatar.

Me! Marry Zarbon. At least I have a cushion, considering he's a general in the Planet Trade Organization.

-1 year later-

Wow. Frieza sent me a gift- He's dead.

TNT finds themselves Under the Mistletoe with Light Yagami.

edited 5th Dec '15 10:49:32 AM by Piando

I'd scream that he's supposed be dead and run away.

TNP is framed.

For what? I will say that it wasn't me.

TNP is married to the poster above me.

Get used to a loveless marriage.

has to fight a shark in the water with a harpoon gun.

Either I nommed by the shark or I disable it with my harpoon gun by sheer luck.

TNP wakes up one morning in the Patterson household.

I'd leave the Patterson household.

TNP meets Batman.

I ask for his autograph.

Was in a bar fight?

Wait, how did I get here? -is smacked-

TNP has sex with the above trop- avatar! Of course I meant avatar!

edited 10th Dec '15 8:08:53 AM by arcada188

Well I'd probably be royalty. I'd live in shame though. Is it worth it? Maybe. Probably just got several ST Ds from the 1500s though.

What if that next poster ended up getting kicked so hard in the groin that they were sent into orbit?

I'd probably suffocate in space. I don't know what you expected.

TNP's parents die.

I'd mourn them for life.

Has to explain to me why thinks my avatar is some King from the 16th century.

They ain't into anime, that's why.

TNP has to move to North Korea.

Well to the ones who don't know who he, he looks like someone from a medieval fantasy world.

I get sent to a camp and declared a American spy.

Has to convince their parents they are leaving on a journey to save the world.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:25:54 AM by Superjohn

My mum would kill me before I could get myself stupidly killed, tbh.

TNP gets an item evaluated on Antiques Roadshow.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:26:38 AM by trashconverters