Anyone could do that. You want to get in, do it without taking damage.

I watched the Leaves From the Vine scene without crying.

Oh. Cool.

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I managed to beat the murderer in a murder mystery game.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

That’s more brain then brawn but your allowed.

Crashing a ship in through the front door.

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Shows disregard for the life, safety, and legal fees of yourself and others. Very nice.

I beat Igniz. Without cheating.

Forum signature.

Not quite tough enough. Beat her first try and you're in.

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I BREAK APART TREES WITH MY BARE HANDS.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 7th 2020 at 6:45:54 AM

Meh, try cutting mahogany with your TONGUE!

How tough am I? I beat Blood on Extra Crispy!

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…

You're in.

I have seen Kill La Kill... Without getting a boner.

Edited by JFlynn03 on Oct 7th 2020 at 8:30:55 AM

King Dedede: Kirby, Why in all of Dreamland, did you fart in ma direction?

That's not tough, that just means you're not horny.

I can break through titanium with my tongue.

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"

Day pass.

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I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Uh...right this way, sir.

I went on Disney.com without my parent's permission.

You try to use a meme to get entry here..... right ahead sir.

I kick in the bouncer. He is currently in the hospital now

Edited by Immortalartisan on Oct 7th 2020 at 9:05:44 AM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Banned. No cheap shots allowed.

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I cry sometimes.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

you're tough enough to let your emotions show through when you need them to. that, sir, is real tough. come on in.

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I got sent to the screwdriver dimension and left without a single physical or psychological scar

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

okay, but how about the nail dimension? the scissors dimension, or the hammer dimension? you only have mastered one element of the Murder Tools. you still have much to learn, young avatar

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i have pet a cat's belly 100 times, and it has not dared to attack me.

Month pass.

I singlehandedly fought off a zombie bird to save my family.

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"

Hour pass. Pet a lion 100 times, and we might give you a day pass.

Depends on the size of the bird. Hawk size, day pass. Anything higher is a week pass.

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I drank a whole bottle of pure ethanol.

Edited by madface7 on Oct 7th 2020 at 12:08:00 PM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

Right on in, sir.

I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid, On Paperback.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 7th 2020 at 6:17:11 AM

..okay then, hour pass I suppose.

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I read an entire novel in less than a day.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

weak. try reading the entire Hunger Games trilogy in under 4 hours like I did.

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I got stung by a wasp 3 times in the same spot and only cried for an hour

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

Weakling, last week I got stung by the whole swarm.

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I stubbed my toe, and only screamed a little.

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

Not tough enough. Come back if you stab your entire body.

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I withstood being trampled by a stampede of Dynamaxed Pokemon.

you get a day pass.

i can order a orbital bombardment if i want.

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Pssh, please. Until you can blow up planets for interdimensional highways, you're off the list.

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I hiked barefoot in the snow twelve miles up a mountain both ways to school.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Get in, it's Senior Night.

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I played Pokémon Red and Blue with only a Ditto- and won!

Oh, Crap!

Edited by WarJay77 on Oct 7th 2020 at 11:46:04 AM

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

Ha! Come back when you beat Lorelai with only rage from a primeape.

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I know where the bodies are buried.